Zaffodil
@zaffreyael.bsky.social
JEWISH & FOR A FREE PALESTINE | Fix your hearts or die | She/her/they/them |
Formerly: PDX | Currently: MSP | five feet of Heaven in a ponytail | lightly horny for bad choices
Formerly: PDX | Currently: MSP | five feet of Heaven in a ponytail | lightly horny for bad choices
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Love how any time someone's pitching an AI tool to fiction writers it's done with the assumption that *of course* the creativity is the bit you'll want or need to outsource. "It can generate ideas for you!" yeah thanks I'm not short of ideas - can it come make dinner so I have time to write them?
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Love how any time someone's pitching an AI tool to fiction writers it's done with the assumption that *of course* the creativity is the bit you'll want or need to outsource. "It can generate ideas for you!" yeah thanks I'm not short of ideas - can it come make dinner so I have time to write them?
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This meme just snuck into my house and punched me straight in the face
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This meme just snuck into my house and punched me straight in the face
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Here's a way to help in Minnesota right now.
Pentz Homes will be doing a rolling food drive to support our struggling local businesses and help the families who are afraid to leave their homes. You can help in two ways! Shop at local immigrant-owned stores and donate the goods, or send us your funds and we will do the shopping for you.
January 11, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Here's a way to help in Minnesota right now.
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Surround yourself with the kind of people who make small talk with stray animals.
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Surround yourself with the kind of people who make small talk with stray animals.
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYcyWSp/ sharing from TikTok because I found this to be motivating
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZThYcyWSp/ sharing from TikTok because I found this to be motivating
Slight tangent: I’ve also seen this right here with cops. This was how my MOTHER, of all people, was able to become a cop while being legally unable to own or operate a firearm. She was fired pretty soon after but Jesus fucking Christ. It took weeks. She was uniformed and armed!
January 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Slight tangent: I’ve also seen this right here with cops. This was how my MOTHER, of all people, was able to become a cop while being legally unable to own or operate a firearm. She was fired pretty soon after but Jesus fucking Christ. It took weeks. She was uniformed and armed!
Is there a website out there that’ll show me where my state representatives’/senators’ pocket money is coming from? ☕️
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Is there a website out there that’ll show me where my state representatives’/senators’ pocket money is coming from? ☕️
One of my state reps responded personally to a scripted email I sent, CCd a person in our email chain, and is now attempting to have a convo with me on it. Am I…am I the only person in my state using Resistbot???
January 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
One of my state reps responded personally to a scripted email I sent, CCd a person in our email chain, and is now attempting to have a convo with me on it. Am I…am I the only person in my state using Resistbot???
Is this Animorphs?
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Is this Animorphs?
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I mean it was slow roasting for nine months so it better be tender 😤
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I mean it was slow roasting for nine months so it better be tender 😤
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“The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort” - Terry Pratchett
💙 Winter Solstice ❄️
💙 Winter Solstice ❄️
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
“The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort” - Terry Pratchett
💙 Winter Solstice ❄️
💙 Winter Solstice ❄️
Also hi. Hanukkah Sameach.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Also hi. Hanukkah Sameach.
Every time I click an author who hasn’t updated an amazing fic in 10 years, I find that they are still writing but it’s for fucking N/aruto. 😩
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Every time I click an author who hasn’t updated an amazing fic in 10 years, I find that they are still writing but it’s for fucking N/aruto. 😩
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
Every time my cat demands belly rubs I feel like I have won the lottery.
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Every time my cat demands belly rubs I feel like I have won the lottery.
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the thing about Kojima is that he is undeniably an interesting and iconoclastic artist, and also all of his actual dialogue is just like "Sam, this is a Guaranteed Unit Nullifier, or G.U.N. It can be useful in situations where you need to shoot. Why don't you try it now?"
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
the thing about Kojima is that he is undeniably an interesting and iconoclastic artist, and also all of his actual dialogue is just like "Sam, this is a Guaranteed Unit Nullifier, or G.U.N. It can be useful in situations where you need to shoot. Why don't you try it now?"
I’m NOT saying this to be funny but I follow the W/HO and every time they say they condemn something it takes my brain a second to translate it and I’m like “okay, who then?” and then I feel silly that it happened AGAIN.
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m NOT saying this to be funny but I follow the W/HO and every time they say they condemn something it takes my brain a second to translate it and I’m like “okay, who then?” and then I feel silly that it happened AGAIN.
New life plan: eat pickled okra until I pop.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
New life plan: eat pickled okra until I pop.
“That thing was bouncing around like a hornet trying to find its way into a Honda.” Kyle, never failing to make me laugh my ass off
October 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“That thing was bouncing around like a hornet trying to find its way into a Honda.” Kyle, never failing to make me laugh my ass off
Getting better at giving myself stupid injections as I go forward. The last one hurt like I was being burned, this one was fine.
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Getting better at giving myself stupid injections as I go forward. The last one hurt like I was being burned, this one was fine.
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Reading international news just feels like Cain and Abel over and over and over and over and over again. "Where is your brother Abel?" "I do not know; am I my brother’s keeper?" "What have you done? Listen; your brother’s blood is crying out to me from the ground!"
June 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reading international news just feels like Cain and Abel over and over and over and over and over again. "Where is your brother Abel?" "I do not know; am I my brother’s keeper?" "What have you done? Listen; your brother’s blood is crying out to me from the ground!"
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There is no one to kill who is not your own flesh and there is no one whose keeper you aren't. You idiot! What have you done!
June 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
There is no one to kill who is not your own flesh and there is no one whose keeper you aren't. You idiot! What have you done!
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The decision to kill other people's infants is a personal one.
CDC ordered staff this week not to release their experts’ assessment that found the risk of catching measles is high in areas near outbreaks where vaccination rates are lagging.
“The decision to vaccinate is a personal one,” a spokesperson said, echoing a line from a recent editorial RFK Jr. wrote
“The decision to vaccinate is a personal one,” a spokesperson said, echoing a line from a recent editorial RFK Jr. wrote
SCOOP: The CDC Buried a Measles Forecast That Stressed the Need for Vaccinations @sheinvestigates.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The decision to kill other people's infants is a personal one.
Big “you might be wondering how I got here” energy
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Big “you might be wondering how I got here” energy
It has come to this: 2:30 am, reading fanfic and eating cold leftover garlic noodles in the dark. Feels like college days again.
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
It has come to this: 2:30 am, reading fanfic and eating cold leftover garlic noodles in the dark. Feels like college days again.
I’m also making my way through gothic lit, both titles I’ve read and those I missed. Castle of Otranto is so damn hard to get through. 😭
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m also making my way through gothic lit, both titles I’ve read and those I missed. Castle of Otranto is so damn hard to get through. 😭