some jerk
@zakbirdname.bsky.social
21st century schizoid whatever
How hard would it be to just like undo inflation? Just revert everything back to when a penny had a little spending power? Because I think thatd be fun. Have a whole meal for 15 cents make the single digit billionaires back into filthy multi millionaires.
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
How hard would it be to just like undo inflation? Just revert everything back to when a penny had a little spending power? Because I think thatd be fun. Have a whole meal for 15 cents make the single digit billionaires back into filthy multi millionaires.
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I need y’all to listen to this. Crank it up. Hats off to comrade “I will end you” 🫡
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I need y’all to listen to this. Crank it up. Hats off to comrade “I will end you” 🫡
Try to get loose legged joggers but all the models got skinny legs. Sorry I got meat on my bones. I just want pants I can move around in and won't trip over. That's entirely why I like joggers. 100% a functional thing. I dont care that much about looks. Said it before but I dont like pants fashion
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Try to get loose legged joggers but all the models got skinny legs. Sorry I got meat on my bones. I just want pants I can move around in and won't trip over. That's entirely why I like joggers. 100% a functional thing. I dont care that much about looks. Said it before but I dont like pants fashion
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this just so perfectly encapsulates the decades-long messaging failures by the dems
Republicans made welfare fraud in Minnesota the most important story in the country. Schumer turned a war for oil into a question about national security briefings.
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
this just so perfectly encapsulates the decades-long messaging failures by the dems
I always read jet from cowboy bebop as black. And so did a lot of black people. People will be like "but he's so pale." He's light skinned. You ever see a really light skinned black guy? They have similar complexions to jet.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I always read jet from cowboy bebop as black. And so did a lot of black people. People will be like "but he's so pale." He's light skinned. You ever see a really light skinned black guy? They have similar complexions to jet.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Denmark is a NATO ally. Talking about annexing Greenland is insane.
Every pundit, think tanker, “professional”, etc. who whitewashes it should never be close to power again.
Every pundit, think tanker, “professional”, etc. who whitewashes it should never be close to power again.
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Denmark is a NATO ally. Talking about annexing Greenland is insane.
Every pundit, think tanker, “professional”, etc. who whitewashes it should never be close to power again.
Every pundit, think tanker, “professional”, etc. who whitewashes it should never be close to power again.
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January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
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wild to see every news outlet use the term "capture" to describe what happened. we're not at war with venezuela! this is *objectively* an illegal kidnapping of a sovereign country's leader
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
wild to see every news outlet use the term "capture" to describe what happened. we're not at war with venezuela! this is *objectively* an illegal kidnapping of a sovereign country's leader
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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Be sure to have the name of the office you want to be directed to and that be all you say to them bc if you say anything that isnt direct instruction they will hang up on you
Capitol switchboard
(202) 225-3121
Call your reps. Demand impeachment.
No illegal war in our names.
(202) 225-3121
Call your reps. Demand impeachment.
No illegal war in our names.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Be sure to have the name of the office you want to be directed to and that be all you say to them bc if you say anything that isnt direct instruction they will hang up on you
I feel like I should take up weed now that i'm well into my thirties. It's legal here. Gonna start partaking in the leaf.
I'm probably not gonna do that.
I'm probably not gonna do that.
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I feel like I should take up weed now that i'm well into my thirties. It's legal here. Gonna start partaking in the leaf.
I'm probably not gonna do that.
I'm probably not gonna do that.
Anyway, Christmas, my birthday, and new years all being within a week of each other really started to bum me out when I got to my mid twenties and it just got worse from there. Like wow all these reminders of the passage of time right after each other really adds to my constant existential dread.
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Anyway, Christmas, my birthday, and new years all being within a week of each other really started to bum me out when I got to my mid twenties and it just got worse from there. Like wow all these reminders of the passage of time right after each other really adds to my constant existential dread.
Happy new year. youtu.be/H7fBFtif9H4?...
the Mountain Goats - This Year (Official Video)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Happy new year. youtu.be/H7fBFtif9H4?...
I saw bare footprints in frost a few years ago when walking my dog and I couldn't think of any good reasons why those would be there. I still can't actually. It was well below freezing. That's not good barefoot weather.
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I saw bare footprints in frost a few years ago when walking my dog and I couldn't think of any good reasons why those would be there. I still can't actually. It was well below freezing. That's not good barefoot weather.
I got to the end and everyone was about to die to the netherbrain so I turned off my computer and started over because bosses like doing surprising bullshit in honor mode. I didnt even know what was happening. Everyone got stunned and instakilled because all the platforms were destroyed.
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I got to the end and everyone was about to die to the netherbrain so I turned off my computer and started over because bosses like doing surprising bullshit in honor mode. I didnt even know what was happening. Everyone got stunned and instakilled because all the platforms were destroyed.
I put the rune powder bomb and smokepowder barrels around where Raphael spawned and yurgir exploded them immediately so I couldn't put up a sphere of invulnerability or know why that barely did anything to raph. And everyone had elixir of vigilance and he still went first. Should exploded him too.
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I put the rune powder bomb and smokepowder barrels around where Raphael spawned and yurgir exploded them immediately so I couldn't put up a sphere of invulnerability or know why that barely did anything to raph. And everyone had elixir of vigilance and he still went first. Should exploded him too.
Also merry Christmas for those who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Also merry Christmas for those who celebrate
Watching fionna and cake s2 finale like wow they better not do that or I will legit be mad
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Watching fionna and cake s2 finale like wow they better not do that or I will legit be mad
I thought this was the rock and roll musician Marissa Paternoster best known as the singer/guitarist of the band Screaming Females for a second.
I was totally like "is that Mari-no that's from Pete and Pete"
Crazy right?
Anyway.
The end.
I was totally like "is that Mari-no that's from Pete and Pete"
Crazy right?
Anyway.
The end.
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I thought this was the rock and roll musician Marissa Paternoster best known as the singer/guitarist of the band Screaming Females for a second.
I was totally like "is that Mari-no that's from Pete and Pete"
Crazy right?
Anyway.
The end.
I was totally like "is that Mari-no that's from Pete and Pete"
Crazy right?
Anyway.
The end.
I dont like professional wrestling overhead release belly to belly suplexes. They both look more dangerous and less impactful than a regular non overhead belly to belly. That could be fixed if it was a non release belly to belly. It looks both more impactful and you can control them through the flip
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I dont like professional wrestling overhead release belly to belly suplexes. They both look more dangerous and less impactful than a regular non overhead belly to belly. That could be fixed if it was a non release belly to belly. It looks both more impactful and you can control them through the flip
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ARTISTS ARE ESSENTIAL WORKERS. IF YOU DOUBT THAT, TRY GOING WITHOUT BOOKS, ART, MUSIC, TV, MOVIES, OR ANY OF THE THINGS THAT SHAPE HOW WE COMMUNICATE, RELAX, AND UNDERSTAND THE WORLD. ALL OF WHICH EXIST ONLY BECAUSE OF CREATIVE CRAFTSPERSONSHIP.
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ARTISTS ARE ESSENTIAL WORKERS. IF YOU DOUBT THAT, TRY GOING WITHOUT BOOKS, ART, MUSIC, TV, MOVIES, OR ANY OF THE THINGS THAT SHAPE HOW WE COMMUNICATE, RELAX, AND UNDERSTAND THE WORLD. ALL OF WHICH EXIST ONLY BECAUSE OF CREATIVE CRAFTSPERSONSHIP.
Adventure time ended like "the world continued, they kept having adventures. They grew, they loved, they died, new heroes rose up to fight evil"
Amazing world of gumball ended like "nah, if the show ends everything ends. The world and characters you love cease to exist now that you arent watching"
Amazing world of gumball ended like "nah, if the show ends everything ends. The world and characters you love cease to exist now that you arent watching"
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Adventure time ended like "the world continued, they kept having adventures. They grew, they loved, they died, new heroes rose up to fight evil"
Amazing world of gumball ended like "nah, if the show ends everything ends. The world and characters you love cease to exist now that you arent watching"
Amazing world of gumball ended like "nah, if the show ends everything ends. The world and characters you love cease to exist now that you arent watching"