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I have a philosophy degree from a shuttered school. Life is sacrid. Antifascist by birth. Aspiring pacifist, maybe. Dad. Gardener. I need more friends.
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I said that I love you, I did NOT say that I like you.
It's insane that everyone on earth knew what was coming, and Derrick Henry still went for 200+ and 4td's
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just do it
There's a MAHA theory that you get all the water you need from your food so you shouldn't need to drink water.
Nonzero chance this guy tries to ban any product containing dihydrogen monoxide at some point
December 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I'm so lucky to have been able to publish a great array of talented reporters and writers this year. Here's the best stuff they wrote for Hell World in 2025.

Ft: @seantcollins.com @davidjroth.bsky.social @raxkingisdead.bsky.social @parkermolloy.com + ...

www.welcometohellworld.com/the-best-of-...
The best of Hell World 2025
I heard you like to read buddy so have I got a treat for you: writing. The perfect exchange in such a scenario. Once again this year I was blessed to be able to publish a great array of talented writ...
www.welcometohellworld.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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On December 26, 1862, 38 Dakota men were hanged under orders of Abraham Lincoln, in the largest public mass extinction in US history.

Lakota Nation vs. United States (2022) dir. Jesse Short Bull and Laura Tomaselli, words and narration by Layli Long Soldier from her poem "38"
December 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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“Went viral” is an old stock phrase in journalism that really does not capture the dynamic of how X dot Com has been tuned to give people like the one specific legislator here the power to intentionally cause this kind of outcome
Texas A&M University will not reinstate a lecturer who was fired after a video of her teaching about gender identity in a children’s literature class went viral, despite a faculty appeals panel unanimously concluding that her dismissal was not justified.
Texas A&M won’t reinstate fired lecturer despite findings
A vice chancellor upheld the firing of Melissa McCoul, seen in a viral video being confronted by a student on her gender identity teachings, saying the termination was done with “good cause.”
www.texastribune.org
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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anyway the point is I really relate to Indiana Jones on this, I think everyone's religions are really cool even though I don't belong to them
as a side note, I think that a lot of the Internet distills Indiana Jones's core (positive! POSITIVE! we don't have to go into... the other stuff) character traits down to merely "punches Nazis" but it's actually TWO things: punches Nazis and sincerely respects/likes religion!
it really does not matter

the cross is the letter T in greek, pronounced Tau and is an old symbol of life and resurrection

the crucifix is latin for one is fixed to a cross / fixed to an intersection of things. Prior to Plato but he made it fixed in the written canon there is the letter X / Chi
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Treason for the Season
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
5 years sober today. Merry Christmas or whatever else you might be celebrating.
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Santa subbing out Blitzen for Twohighsafeties
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the
December 24, 2023 at 6:07 PM
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The Onion is within a hair's breadth of reporting real news apnews.com/video/robert...
February 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Lol no
been thinking about that “if you had 10 carries behind an NFL line, could you get a first down” hypothetical

and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Lost Music, II, by Agnes Pelton, 1950 (rotated), 📸 by Eric Hiller
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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can i get uhhhh

holy infant tender and spicy?
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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NEW: U.S. Military Willing to Attack “Designated Terrorist Organizations” Within America, General Says

“That is one of the concerns with the administration asserting that the President essentially has a license to kill outside the law,” says expert.

theintercept.com/2025/12/16/t...
U.S. Military Willing to Attack “Designated Terrorist Organizations” Within America, General Says
“If I had no concerns and I was confident in the lawful order, I would definitely execute that order.”
theintercept.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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If you live in Chicago, please sign this petition to make a police oversight board (CCPSA) hold a public hearing into CPD cooperation with ICE.
Here's the full statement from the police district council members and a link to the petition

www.change.org/p/ccpsa-hear...
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Every once in a while you get to be around someone you feel so safe with that all of the stress you're under falls away and you just start sobbing looking at it all sitting there

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM