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Zach K
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"Don't believe everything you see on the internet just because there's a photo next to it." —Abraham Lincoln
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John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?

Publisher: No notes.
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The bears know they're allowed to punt right?
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Whoa. Loop's missed kick rippling out.
BREAKING: The Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, per source.

Harbaugh won Super Bowl XLVII and six division titles with Baltimore in 18 seasons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Damn that throw to Likely was sick
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Hey I recognize that room!
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That was a terrible fake from New England jeez
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
How many years does he have to be retired for Peanut Tillman to no longer be mentioned in the context of punching out a ball for a fumble lol.
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
That McCarthy touchdown reminded me of Peyton's rushing touchdown against the Cowboys. Other end of the field I guess.
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
What a completion to Sutton! Thought it was going to be 3 yards over his head
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Archie Gray just gifted Nottingham Forest a goal for Hanukkah
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Does that play count as two turnovers for Jalen Hurts?
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Roberto Carlos looking like he's off to a fancy dress party and done a half-arsed Abraham Lincoln.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I love the idea of the World Cup draw tbh. it's really fun to have a random drawing determine which 3 countries I should hate for a few months for sports reasons. it's too bad it has been co-opted by an administration which believes we should hate everybody all the time
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This peace prize video is so barf inducing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Strands #629
“Ivy League”
🔵🔵🔵🟡
🔵🔵🔵

Go Quakers!
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Kirk Herbstreit: "This is what the NFL hoped to see with the rule change. People wanted to see more returns, more opportunities for returns like that."

Al Michaels: "The league is getting what it wants. That's four kickoff returns for touchdowns this season." 🏈🎙️ #NFL #TNF
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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No notes 🎯….internet is undefeated!
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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We've got you 👍
November 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Letting Kershaw warm up next to Sasaki like Maggie Simpson with the steering wheel in The Simpsons intro.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
That's an understatement
Ex-Phillie relievers not acquitting themselves well this evening
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My conspiracy theory is that umpires defer to calling runners out on 50-50 plays since they don't want to accidentally take away a great defensive play.

That play at home sure was close huh.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My god what a catch. If they had dropped that...
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM