Zoddy Zod
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Zoddy Zod
@zoddyzod.bsky.social
A passing resemblance. Here for the opinions and levity of others.
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Like someone dropped an eyelash onto a boiled egg.
Darren Grimes is 32 years old.
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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RT if you think giving people knighthoods is all a bit silly but still think it's hilarious that Farage still hasn't got one.
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Hello everyone. Keir Starmer, Lad Lawyer, here. Just to say that if you have enjoyed Smersh Pod's 2025 output, why not tell everyone? Why not review and rate on your platform of choice? Why not join the Patreon?
December 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Prince Edward gestured for me to cross the road in front of his car. I did.
Crossed a road in front of an angry Jeremy Beadle in his car.
Entered a service station urinal at the same time Morrisey was leaving it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Queued behind Alan Cumming at a hotel reception in Gent. Rushed after him and caught the same lift. Said nothing.
Saw Angela Rippon on the Gatwick Express.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Lawrence of Aldershot

#MakeAFilmCheaper
December 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Day 93 of my Christmas with the in-laws and my turn to cook, so headphones on for a @smershpod.com of a film I've never seen, but it doesn't matter. Still funny as fuck.
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Play the B side you cowards!

#totp
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
My mind every Christmas Eve: Don't drink too much. You have to be up early to open presents with the kids and be on good form, full of festive cheer for the rest of the day spent with your parents and in-laws.

Also my mind every Christmas Eve: Fuck it.
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Papa Smurf has double dropped, again

#totp
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's time to wrap the presents. Only one piece of background tele will do.

#totp
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#WhatWeWereWatching

Every syllable requires a hand gesture, apparently
December 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM