##2025MMM
I need to bookmark this for whenever someone says our #2025MMM #2026MMM scenarios are "too far-fetched."
a man with a beard and a hat is standing in front of a row of empty seats .
Alt: Dumbledore waves his arms and sighs to express "SEE"
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December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
🚨ATTN: NEW MUSTELID JUST DROPPED 🚨

#2025MMM #2026MMM
A new weasel species just found in China. Every time I mention “dark extinctions,” people demand proof. But how do you prove the loss of a species we never knew existed?

There are more undiscovered species than known ones.
Extinction often happens before discovery.
www.earth.com/news/routine...
Routine expedition ended with the discovery of a unique animal with a secret ability
A routine expedition surprises scientists by revealing a unique animal, Mustela mopbie, with a secret ability that could change what we know.
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December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Despite *vague gesturing at everything*, #2025MMM still managed to soar to the top of my word cloud.

See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I believe what they meant to say was “equivalent to 0.0027 stoats”

#2025MMM #2026MMM
wake up babe, new units of measurement just dropped www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/s...
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The aardvark is sometimes called an earth pig

Even though it's not a pig.

Just like I'm sometimes called a sasshole, even though I'm simply informative

#2025MMM
#SameAndDifferent
February 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I will also have to convince the baby MANY times to pick not #TeamSmol or she will have no bracket after round 1. #2025MMM
February 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
#2025MMM is coming.
It might be hard to believe… but you’re looking at an apex predator. The Haitian solenodon (Solenodon paradoxus) is small yet mighty. Found only on the island of Hispaniola, it weighs just 2.2 lbs (0.9 kg). What's more? Its bite is venomous!

Photo: Amiel Hopkins, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
February 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Clearly one thing I haven't learned is proper grammar during #2025MMM
March 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#2025MMM YES! Definitely sounds like some future woodwind virtuosos learning new instruments. Lol.
It’s like…bad oboe practice.
March 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I should mention, this battle is a collaboration with @midwesternmouse.bsky.social & myself! #2025MMM
two men sitting next to each other with the words " teamwork makes the dream work " on the bottom
ALT: two men sitting next to each other with the words " teamwork makes the dream work " on the bottom
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March 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The annual Eatting 'O The Green.
See everyone in a little over an hour and hope nobody gets eaten ON the green. #2025MMM #ResidentRodent #LuckToYourBracket 🍀
March 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
what use is the gif button if it doesn't have a gif for dingo ate my baby #2025MMM
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
BABY IS MOST PLEASED! #2025MMM
March 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
not gonna lie, it's balder up there than even I expected #2025MMM
March 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That 'flower' is the upright tail of the Coati! Coati doesn't even notice- he is eating FIGS!!! #2025MMM
March 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
March 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The face of a champion! #2025MMM #TeamBuffalo
March 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
a message for the polar bear in #2025MMM :

it's my birthday today so please don't stub your toe on a block of ice or something. it's an easy win today, bud. don't make it harder than it needs to be.
I will be watching with cake.
March 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
As of 2015, 18 species belong to the cloud rat clade of the Philippines. Cytochrome b sequences suggest that the Southern Luzon Giant Cloud Rat is the earliest diverging lineage of the cloud rat clade that still exists today! #2025MMM doi.org/10.2988/0006-324X-128.1.22
March 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
2.21 stoatlengths, and a weight of 9.55 stoats #StoatsAsMeasurement #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Mountain Zebra DUSTS White-faced Capuchin!! #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Up Next: 7 seed Ribbon Seal (Histriophoca fasciata) vs 10 seed Southern Tamandua (Tamandua tetradactyla)! #2025MMM
March 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You gotta do what you gotta do. #2025MMM
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Alt: a person is whipping their hair back and forth
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March 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM