#“A
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"Can a man become a woman?" is not a question anyone asks in good faith as it's a complete misunderstanding of what being trans is. Absolutely a GOP op.
Just so everyone understands, this was a Republican op
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 PM
A president cannot defend a nation if he is not held accountable to its laws.
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

—The Declaration of Independence
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 12:47 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Jonathan Ross is a murderer.
Jonathan Ross is a murderer.
Jonathan Ross is a murderer.
Jonathan Ross is a murderer.
January 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Good morning. What a deeply embarrassing day to be a US citizen, on so many levels.
January 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Cowardly ICE thugs attack people exercising their 1st amendment rights. Waiting for them to attack people exercising their 2nd amendment rights.

Where is that mythical “good guy with a gun”? There’s always a coward with a gun ready to kill. Never a hero with a gun ready to protect.
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Good morning from Haarlem.

#GoodMorningFromHaarlem
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Gosh, if only there were a constitutional mechanism for removing a president who is mentally ill and unfit to hold office.
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Time to put grandpa in a home I’m sorry GOP
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
A zero increase is just a start.
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
This is a very big deal. And Powell is a mensch. If democracy survives, he should get a presidential medal of freedom.
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
excellent work by @theonion.com this month
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Caution, hot surface
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
A Nazi (2026)
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Honetsuki Juju, a man with a chicken leg for a head and who carries a turtle around, is the mascot of Marugame City.
January 18, 2026 at 2:15 PM
A pretty watercolour picture to make up for a gloomy day outside. #art #watercolour #painting #gloomyday
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Two people you should never trust; A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a polition who tells you how to pray.
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
A warrior mercenary is never fully suited up without a smile!
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Sea of Blades

Commission for @plantedpot.bsky.social

I love a gloomy scene! #bbw #furry
January 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
#NowPlaying Talkin' Bout a Revolution
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM