#Appletinis
But yeah it looks like from the picture of a martini glass the Candy Apple is intended for drink mixers? And deffo not coffee?

I'm asking my buddy who has a bar in his basement if he wants it but I doubt it as he makes amazeball appletinis with fresh apples and apple flavored spirits 🤷
December 6, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Retirement match for Christopher Daniels. Whether it's being frenemies with AJ Styles, sipping appletinis with Kazarian, or being hot, spicy, and delicious 🍛, one of my all-time favorites from TNA

#aew #aewcollision
January 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Finally had a Social Network and Challengers double feature.... #Appletinis #CharcuterieAndTiramisu #CatWithOneEyeThatWeSawWalkingHome
September 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
If you hear someone typing furiously at/around sunset on a Friday, don’t worry it's possibly an smm dropping some last minute rants. You can always offer them a nice drink (i like appletinis).

- split//r
- g, counting minutes till clockout

#friyay #cocktails #splitrun
July 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"New" espresso martini trend? Wasn't this a thing in the 90s around the appletinis time? If we're bringing back retro drinks, I want white russians to become a thing again. I ordered 1 the other day, the bartender didn't know what it was, his coworker gave me lecture on how f-ed up it was to order 🙄
September 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pete Hegseth just included me on a group text that said: "I's have 7 appletinis and I'm bored can I nuke Cincinnati?"
Pete Hegseth just texted me a photo of JD Vance buggering a couch whilst eating potato salad with raisins in it.

Tulsi Gabbard: "HOTNESS!!!!! 🛋️🍆💦

Marco Rubio: "Raisins and mayonnaise are my favorite!"

JD Vance: "That's not mayo, my potato salad secret sauce is fresh from the flesh nub."
March 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm about to become the first person ever to become an alcoholic because sour appletinis are just too delicious and I can't stop drinking them...
April 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hey, are you and your new boyfriend going to get together and watch the upcoming inauguration of the greatest modern president in recent history, Donald J Trump?

You guys can cuddle and drink some Appletinis. 🥰
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Cider is the worst beverage trend since appletinis -- or hemlock.
September 9, 2023 at 11:33 PM
I thought appletinis were exclusively ordered by JD on Scrubs
May 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
One too many appletinis in da house!
October 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Pete Hegseth just texted me war plans for a nuclear attack on an Applebees in Danville, Kentucky that cut him off after 37 Appletinis.
April 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
sorry man but applebees is having appletini fridays now and giving a 10% discount on all appletinis that day so i can't participate, ill be drinking as many appletinis as i physically can and i do mean physically, i will be leaving that applebees in physical discomfort from the sheer volume of apple
February 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
They should make appletinis for American patriots .
February 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
so many appletinis
April 11, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Drink your Jack and Cokes or your Appletinis and let us weirdos be, sir
January 2, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Sit down for this one...

He's "Been there" & seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Spot juice on the bathroom mirror, attacked by teddy bears at private school.
He's seen appletinis' glitter in the darkness at closing time. All these moments will be lost in time, like virgin denials on a train
May 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bloody sunsets in Paradise? Deer n Ducky Delights? Appletinis and Old fashioned's (like the cocktails 🍸)
August 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Friday night begins... Yard is done. Now, time for Appletinis.
Cheers 🍎🍎
October 6, 2023 at 11:59 PM
a lot of yall still don’t get it

braff holders can use multiple slurp appletinis on a single braff

so if you have one Sad Boi braff and 3 slurp appletinis you can create 3 new braffs
August 5, 2024 at 9:43 PM
- Not the dying part - the idea of hitting shots straight up ... mind you, I don't drink and don't think it's very clever to drink

But if I did drink, I'd drink hard: Baileys Irish Cream ... JUST LIKE Old Gregg ... or appletinis ... perhaps a shandy ...

Or you can just drink the bong water ...
January 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Appletinis all round
February 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have a “GWOT Troop Cult Civ-Mil Crisis Theory of Everything” that is applicable here. It would require being brave to stand up to an aspiring Hitler. Brave is something troops do. Therefore, they get two dollar Appletinis on Veterans’ Day and nobody else has any obligation to have courage.
@washingtonpost.com treating the illegal and unconstitutional attempt by a private foreign billionaire to shut down a congressionally created and funded executive branch agency, as if it’s a “controversial personnel move.” what is this insane application of their basic journalistic responsibility?
February 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Appletinis for everyone.
i will still never accept this as a legitimate use of the word "reboot". it's the opposite of a reboot!
“Scrubs” reboot gets series order at ABC; Zach Braff, Donald Faison and Sarah Chalke to return
July 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM