#CLANKERS
“I don’t need help from Clankers”
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The clankers can buy their own pot, thanks.
An online marketplace is selling code modules that simulate the effects of cannabis, ketamine, cocaine, ayahuasca, and alcohol when they are uploaded to ChatGPT.
People Are Paying to Get Their Chatbots High on ‘Drugs’
An online marketplace is selling code modules that simulate the effects of cannabis, ketamine, cocaine, ayahuasca, and alcohol when they are uploaded to ChatGPT.
wrd.cm
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We're still unfucking that long S and the letter f. You want us to move 4 centuries up and trust the clankers? ;)
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Aaaand I didn't leave any clankers to question.
December 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Quick note to the spam and scam clankers: You WILL be shot on sight.
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Screw the clankers and those that love them.
December 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Anyway, I still decline to be a beta tester for a plagiarism machine that is already costing jobs and causing damage. Keep trying, clankers.
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Don't just walk, pelt the clankers with rocks, pocket change, and half-finished sodas.
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Love me some well-deserved mockery. Turns out that the fucking clankers are like flipped turtles without working traffic lights? Oh moi gaahd! 😆
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Love me some well-deserved mockery. Turns out that the fucking clankers are like flipped turtles without working traffic lights? Oh moi gaahd! 😆
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Death to all clankers
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Since the clankers took my job I made it my mission to try and make them, I guess.

Trying to learn Multivariate calculus and linear algebra on your own when you almost failed out of geometry in HS is harder than I thought it would be.
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Good fuck them clankers
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you see this, post your favourite Star Wars character.

Man it's a REALLY hard choice since I have so many, but I gotta go with the King of Clankers himself.
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
FUCK CLANKERS!!!!!!!
Reply or quote if you are anti-AI, anti-generative-AI and pro human art!!
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This is a reminder, when the Big One happens these clankers are going to delay emergency services and put us in even greater danger. 🫨
#SanFrancisco #earthquake
5k lb robobrick in the middle of

Haight & Fillmore, SF

I recommended DMV require clearly visible indicators of robot status so ppl could ~know when it is immobilized vs may move. No robot eye contact. It may look like a bricked 400 hp robot, but wouldn't you rather be sure?

OP: tiktok.klardib
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Jesus... And that comment came from your old man. 😠
At this point, I'd tell him to choose between the clankers and you. If he chooses the robots, then cut him out of your life for good because, in that case, he doesn't deserve you.
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"hey we found a job that might be a good fit, since you have an advanced degree and are interested in teaching!"
>look inside
>it's a job training clankers
a close up of a cat 's face with cat-gifs.com written on the bottom right
Alt: a close-up view of a cat's face through a fish-eye lens
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Man fuck them clankers
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Clankers 🙄
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I wish these clankers would think for five minutes about why so many people vehemently detest AI and have nothing but loathing for its boosters. but that would require introspection, the ability to thinking critically about one's own beliefs, and a modicum of intellectual humility
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
disney star wars understood this. no plot, no interesting characters, nuked the canon and created a bunch of baby-bullshit shows, but they tokened 'clankers' and people went nuts for it
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I refuse to let my race get wiped out by clankers <- (Ai)
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
AI CLANKERS SHALL DIE
December 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
those clankers won’t know what hit ‘em
December 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM