Me, calling into the next room with a question about these sausages with a casing: “Hey! Are these the sausages you have to circumcise before cooking?”
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Me, calling into the next room with a question about these sausages with a casing: “Hey! Are these the sausages you have to circumcise before cooking?”
like because the idea was, if i read sex ed sites like Scarleteen i would get indoctrinated, but if my dad read me books describing how in some indigenous tribes they circumcise the boys in front of the women and the boy will be an incel for life if he even flinches at the pain, i’ll turn out normal
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
like because the idea was, if i read sex ed sites like Scarleteen i would get indoctrinated, but if my dad read me books describing how in some indigenous tribes they circumcise the boys in front of the women and the boy will be an incel for life if he even flinches at the pain, i’ll turn out normal
Weird memory of watching Heavy Metal with my father: "How do you circumcise a robot, anyhow?" "Bolt cutters." "Ah."
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Weird memory of watching Heavy Metal with my father: "How do you circumcise a robot, anyhow?" "Bolt cutters." "Ah."
i think you could circumcise anything with anything if you had enough spirit
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
i think you could circumcise anything with anything if you had enough spirit
This sentence and the one proceeding it, if taken out of context, would be one of the weirdest exchanges ever, and might lead one to wonder:
"How would you circumcise a cornflake?...Wait WHY would you circumcise a cornflake?!?!"
"How would you circumcise a cornflake?...Wait WHY would you circumcise a cornflake?!?!"
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This sentence and the one proceeding it, if taken out of context, would be one of the weirdest exchanges ever, and might lead one to wonder:
"How would you circumcise a cornflake?...Wait WHY would you circumcise a cornflake?!?!"
"How would you circumcise a cornflake?...Wait WHY would you circumcise a cornflake?!?!"
Although it is permitted to circumcise a giraffe, it is not done because it is not known where on the foreskin to perform the shechita
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Although it is permitted to circumcise a giraffe, it is not done because it is not known where on the foreskin to perform the shechita
Do Orcs circumcise? Would their wiener look more human or animal? Which animal? These are the fundamental questions proposed in my research. (Pending grant approval)
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Do Orcs circumcise? Would their wiener look more human or animal? Which animal? These are the fundamental questions proposed in my research. (Pending grant approval)
Ask not what corn can circumcise for flakes, ask what circumcision can flake for corn.
- JFK, probably
- JFK, probably
a man stands at a podium with the words not because they are easy but because they are hard below him
Alt: Jfk stands at a podium with the caption "not because they are easy but because they are hard"
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ask not what corn can circumcise for flakes, ask what circumcision can flake for corn.
- JFK, probably
- JFK, probably
Is it big enough to circumcise ??
Senile Satan, the trophy kleptomaniac: “Geez, I think I just circumcised myself.”
January 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Is it big enough to circumcise ??
Cocktower be like “im using these scissors 2 circumcise you!!!”
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Cocktower be like “im using these scissors 2 circumcise you!!!”
Rendering practice with a simple simplex latex stickman
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Rendering practice with a simple simplex latex stickman
a cigar is like if a blunt were made completely of foreskin and you had to circumcise it first
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
a cigar is like if a blunt were made completely of foreskin and you had to circumcise it first
Scripture bringing the fire today, as usual.
![Deuteronomy 10:12-22 So now, O Israel, what does the Lord your God require of you? Only to fear the Lord your God, to walk in all his ways, to love him, to serve the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul, 13 and to keep the commandments of the Lord your God and his decrees that I am commanding you today, for your own well-being. 14 Although heaven and the heaven of heavens belong to the Lord your God, the earth with all that is in it, 15 yet the Lord set his heart in love on your ancestors alone and chose you, their descendants after them, out of all the peoples, as it is today. 16 Circumcise, then, the foreskin of your heart, and do not be stubborn any longer. 17 For the Lord your God is God of gods and Lord of lords, the great God, mighty and awesome, who is not partial and takes no bribe, 18 who executes justice for the orphan and the widow, and who loves the strangers, providing them with food and clothing. [Highlighted] 19 You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.20 You shall fear the Lord your God; him alone you shall worship; to him you shall hold fast, and by his name you shall swear. 21 He is your praise; he is your God, who has done for you these great and awesome things that your own eyes have seen. 22 Your ancestors went down to Egypt seventy persons; and now the Lord your God has made you as numerous as the stars in heaven.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vyjt7whll2x3vmfsryynf6nl/bafkreigj5umc6opqpyfgprnakenqfkdggbq64a5ojk3ksfndsqdr6lcwtu@jpeg)
![Definition and Scope
The word [stranger] designates a non-native who has taken up residence among the covenant people—neither a passing traveler (who might be called a “stranger”) nor an assimilated “native-born,” but a settled outsider living under Israel’s civil jurisdiction. Scripture consistently pairs such residents with other vulnerable groups (the fatherless and widows), stressing their need for protection and their potential inclusion within the life of the community.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vyjt7whll2x3vmfsryynf6nl/bafkreibez4yjbv3aaml2t2gidaq7d6ahog353q227jv7vihr6pt7gkc2gq@jpeg)
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Scripture bringing the fire today, as usual.
please do not attempt to circumcise your infant with a home kit purchased off of Amazon
I feel like this should go without saying and yet here we are
I feel like this should go without saying and yet here we are
Amazon UK selling circumcision kits that promise "significant saving in both time and money." www.theguardian.com/society/2...
Circumcision kits found on sale on Amazon UK as concerns grow over harm to baby boys
Exclusive: Discovery comes amid growing concern over lax regulation and children being put at risk by rogue operators
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:19 PM
please do not attempt to circumcise your infant with a home kit purchased off of Amazon
I feel like this should go without saying and yet here we are
I feel like this should go without saying and yet here we are
"i can circumcise penises"
January 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
"i can circumcise penises"
Oh I didnt know you used to circumcise men in SA. That is news to me. I like foreskin. 😂😂😂😂
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Oh I didnt know you used to circumcise men in SA. That is news to me. I like foreskin. 😂😂😂😂
Why are tender juicy hotdogs individually wrapped in plastic 😭 having to circumcise each one individually-
January 4, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Why are tender juicy hotdogs individually wrapped in plastic 😭 having to circumcise each one individually-
You cannot circumcise a mushroom.
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You cannot circumcise a mushroom.
Eventually people will make such advanced sex bots that they start running off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. Then they get hacked. Then they'll use their serrated blade fingertips to circumcise and sever your d*ck.
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Eventually people will make such advanced sex bots that they start running off Wi-Fi and Bluetooth. Then they get hacked. Then they'll use their serrated blade fingertips to circumcise and sever your d*ck.
For my non-American friends, the joke here is that in America they circumcise everyone as a default in the hospital. So even the Christians are circumcised.
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
For my non-American friends, the joke here is that in America they circumcise everyone as a default in the hospital. So even the Christians are circumcised.
Oh god no. I kinda prefer being circumcised myself tbh, but I’d never enforce that upon a child who’d have no say in the matter.
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh god no. I kinda prefer being circumcised myself tbh, but I’d never enforce that upon a child who’d have no say in the matter.
hmm would it even be possible in principle to circumcise wolverine or deadpool
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
hmm would it even be possible in principle to circumcise wolverine or deadpool
We say “cheese” when taking pictures because Louis Daguerre, the father of modern photography, was French and it’s not a French cultural norm to circumcise
December 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
We say “cheese” when taking pictures because Louis Daguerre, the father of modern photography, was French and it’s not a French cultural norm to circumcise
Do y'all think they circumcise robotgirls with wire strippers?
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Do y'all think they circumcise robotgirls with wire strippers?