#Conks
If a trains crashes or conks out in a tunnel I'd be happier having a trained professional leading me out past live third rails!
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Nexlord stuff.

Nex doesn't try to sleep, he tries to stay vigilant all night but he's still like 11 years old so he just conks out immediately.
December 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
To be fair, I was shocked to find that the newer ones with all the bells and whistles can cost hundreds. But this is not my fight; I’m old, and I will genuinely weep when my early 2000s player from Best Buy finally conks out for good.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ask Grok about who founded Tesla and watch it tie itself in knots as you keep knocking it back.
"Who founded Tesla"?
"It was founded by...."
"No it wasn't, he came like 9 months later, so who founded Tesla"?
"E.....brought a wealth of new ideas and..."
" That's not what I asked..etc."
"Conks out"
December 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
but a lack of Conks.
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
*-wakes up-*

in Rinhaverse Actor AU, Rinha is played by twins (ARR-early ShB) then by the twins' older brother after Mt. Gulg.

*-conks back out-*
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
really need to see why this ups i bought stopped working, i hate having to switch from desktop to laptop when the power conks out
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Just picturing the first night in the crib is gonna fill you with such dopamine and seeing the little kitten purr so loudly that she just conks out there and then
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Subtitle: (WRENCH CONKS HARRY)
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I SHOULD BE AFRAID OF CONKS EQUENCES BUT IM NOT
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh wow! I've never seen so many conks.
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Having a great day then router conks out which I need for my WFH job. 🫩 Spectrum wants me to use a $200 router to replace it or rent one from them. I'm not gonna be caught dead renting after the horror stories about Spectrum pretending rented units were never returned so they can charge crazy fees.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
going to mff if ya see me say hi just a fancy lil yellow dog who will gladly make friends tilll my battery conks out and i wanna be in a dark room watching youtube
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
*conks gun* dong's haunted
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
let the record show she also conks out by track three of The Cure’s “Disintegration”
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Im gonna go crazy I wanna RP all night with someone on discord as the wheelie SO much OR at least gush about my TFs till one of us conks out
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Conks! I love them. Artists dry them and paint on them.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Melio doing the cute thing where he dozes off resting against you

but he actually fully conks out and now you’re fighting for your life with this huge sleepy dumbass leaning more and more of his weight onto you
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Red-capped Russula and Red belted conk.
#PNW #FungiFriends
#Naturephotography
Canada, British Columbia, Lower Mainland, Bert Flinn Park.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Conks is now available to follow at @conkstack.skystack.xyz.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM