#Conks
Nexlord stuff.

Nex doesn't try to sleep, he tries to stay vigilant all night but he's still like 11 years old so he just conks out immediately.
December 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
but a lack of Conks.
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just picturing the first night in the crib is gonna fill you with such dopamine and seeing the little kitten purr so loudly that she just conks out there and then
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
To be fair, I was shocked to find that the newer ones with all the bells and whistles can cost hundreds. But this is not my fight; I’m old, and I will genuinely weep when my early 2000s player from Best Buy finally conks out for good.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
going to mff if ya see me say hi just a fancy lil yellow dog who will gladly make friends tilll my battery conks out and i wanna be in a dark room watching youtube
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Red-capped Russula and Red belted conk.
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Canada, British Columbia, Lower Mainland, Bert Flinn Park.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Melio doing the cute thing where he dozes off resting against you

but he actually fully conks out and now you’re fighting for your life with this huge sleepy dumbass leaning more and more of his weight onto you
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
he snacks and watches TV in MY bed and then is transported to his own perfectly good bed once he conks out

or we read a book if he is still awake at bed time

then i go brush all the crumbs out of my bed 😭
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
love it when sheba conks out. i get to get so much cleaning and cooking done LOL. having a cat really is like having a child sometimes😭
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
2v8 is truly the best time for dbd and especially killer. It is excruciatingly funny to call out the position of a guy you're chasing and all of a sudden a hatchet flies out of nowhere and conks him in the dome, killing him instantly.
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So I have really old black cat she’s blind. So I’ve been putting her in a fury cat bed when it’s time to sleep. I play ode to joy and she conks out immediately. So weird she loves music.
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
biden's aides shuffled him off stage every time he started to drift off while trump just conks out in public for everyone to see and the legacy media felt more offended by the former because all they really cared about was access
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🇦🇺🐾🐶💕🥱16C an’ pawtwol clear. We’ms stay’d up late so Mum would be good an’ sleepies. Tewubble sleeps last nite. Hopefuwwy she’ms conks ouwt t’nite afta hers nite cuppa. Haves a good. Ite an’ wunnerfuwl dweams. Be safe. Sleeps tite. Luvsez youms! Nite nite! 😴💕🐾 #ZSHQ
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Taking him to classes/playdates is great bc then he conks out for a few hours
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
She wants to neglect her sleep? Fine. She would never order them to make sure she sleeps, they did that without needing orders because they love her. But let her pull a few all-nighters so she just conks right out when the head maid hums a lullaby and gives her a massage. A little warm water, and...
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Remember that you only have a very limited amount of time to make your money as a professional athlete before your body conks out on you.
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A pre- #FungiFriday surprise in one of the largest bracket fungus conks I've ever seen growing from a tree, on one of the ancient beeches at Fiddler's Elbow, near Monmouth. #FungiFriends #fungus #woods #trees
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Look, if you see anyone tooling along a highway in something that looks a little like a Model T without a steering wheel, and it suddenly conks out at mile 15.... that's me.
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Some conks I’m gonna put around the office to deter the spiders
October 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Yeah, don't worry. I have a therapist.

[She crosses her arms, eye looking around for a moment, as if she was searching for a way to put it lightly.]

Think that I transform. I couldn't tell you, once that eye opens, something conks me out. Haven't gotten control over that part yet.
April 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This is just indescribably funny!
"It goes like this. It goes 'the rest... is silence'" *conks back dead*
November 9, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I'm usually pretty good at blocking it out and just focusing on my breathing which normally conks me out. But the ADHD has me chasing mental squirrels tonight.
November 8, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Blessed are the maintainers, for they make things possible. Kicking the generator when it conks out. Carrying a teen fainter out of the parade. Disembrangling two enthused dogs' leads. Working out a non-denominational service for our very diverse borough. It's all essential.
November 12, 2023 at 11:53 AM
Tanker vessel loaded with fuel oil conks out, settles to the bottom of Ust-Luga port in Leningrad Oblast near St Petersburg.

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Koala fuel oil tanker sinks in the seaport of Ust-Luga in the Leningrad region: EADaily
EADaily, February 9th, 2025. Stranded tanker loaded with fuel oil Koala ("Koala") drowns in the seaport of Ust-Luga in the Leningrad region.
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February 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM