I mean, this also assumes we're going by Nicene Christian standards, but what if the adoptionists were right? Or the Gnostics?
Gonna need subtiers for different Jesuses
Gonna need subtiers for different Jesuses
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I mean, this also assumes we're going by Nicene Christian standards, but what if the adoptionists were right? Or the Gnostics?
Gonna need subtiers for different Jesuses
Gonna need subtiers for different Jesuses
Exploring Christianity (Lutheran college & a GenEd requirement). I went in thinking it would be a repeat of confirmation, and day 1 the prof was like 'here is the syllabus; we'll be covering the Gnostics and liberation theology.' Definitely not a repeat & reshaped my understanding of Christianity.
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Exploring Christianity (Lutheran college & a GenEd requirement). I went in thinking it would be a repeat of confirmation, and day 1 the prof was like 'here is the syllabus; we'll be covering the Gnostics and liberation theology.' Definitely not a repeat & reshaped my understanding of Christianity.
and the “immortal soul in a fleshy body framework” is most decidedly un-Christian, fwiw. the church kicked out the Gnostics for it, it’s not what “we believe”. We believe God made creation, and it was good. Humanity and the world are not to be escaped, but inhabited, thru grace.
or, more evocatively, this is the lesson of socrates: you are an immortal soul nailed to a frail fleshy body. there is no escaping either half of that equation. there just isn't. you can't escape the "i am, i think, i believe, i desire, i choose" nor can you escape the skeptic's response
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
and the “immortal soul in a fleshy body framework” is most decidedly un-Christian, fwiw. the church kicked out the Gnostics for it, it’s not what “we believe”. We believe God made creation, and it was good. Humanity and the world are not to be escaped, but inhabited, thru grace.
the neo-gnostics i speak too sometimes think the LLMs have access to gnosis, implying they're ensouled
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the neo-gnostics i speak too sometimes think the LLMs have access to gnosis, implying they're ensouled
#Folklore
Gnostic Talisman
No 38 from
Lucky Charms,a series of 50 Wills’s Cigarette Cards (from 1923).
The religion of the Gnostics “..was a system of complicated symbolism made purposely obscure and mysterious.”
Gnostic Talisman
No 38 from
Lucky Charms,a series of 50 Wills’s Cigarette Cards (from 1923).
The religion of the Gnostics “..was a system of complicated symbolism made purposely obscure and mysterious.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 AM
#Folklore
Gnostic Talisman
No 38 from
Lucky Charms,a series of 50 Wills’s Cigarette Cards (from 1923).
The religion of the Gnostics “..was a system of complicated symbolism made purposely obscure and mysterious.”
Gnostic Talisman
No 38 from
Lucky Charms,a series of 50 Wills’s Cigarette Cards (from 1923).
The religion of the Gnostics “..was a system of complicated symbolism made purposely obscure and mysterious.”
Consider the satanic panic, the witch hunts, the anti-Jewish pogroms...
The talk of the Illuminati.
The Christians never quite got over the Gnostics, did they?
They just forgot what they feared.
They still whisper, point and accuse one another of secretly being covert agents out to usurp them.
The talk of the Illuminati.
The Christians never quite got over the Gnostics, did they?
They just forgot what they feared.
They still whisper, point and accuse one another of secretly being covert agents out to usurp them.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Consider the satanic panic, the witch hunts, the anti-Jewish pogroms...
The talk of the Illuminati.
The Christians never quite got over the Gnostics, did they?
They just forgot what they feared.
They still whisper, point and accuse one another of secretly being covert agents out to usurp them.
The talk of the Illuminati.
The Christians never quite got over the Gnostics, did they?
They just forgot what they feared.
They still whisper, point and accuse one another of secretly being covert agents out to usurp them.
#ARSE
No. 2105
"to mess people around. It's hard enough bein' people as it is, without other people coming and messin' you around."
Crowley turned to Aziraphale.
"Johnsonites?" he whispered.
The angel shrugged. "Early breakaway sect, I think," he said. "Sort of Gnostics. Like the Ophites."
No. 2105
"to mess people around. It's hard enough bein' people as it is, without other people coming and messin' you around."
Crowley turned to Aziraphale.
"Johnsonites?" he whispered.
The angel shrugged. "Early breakaway sect, I think," he said. "Sort of Gnostics. Like the Ophites."
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#ARSE
No. 2105
"to mess people around. It's hard enough bein' people as it is, without other people coming and messin' you around."
Crowley turned to Aziraphale.
"Johnsonites?" he whispered.
The angel shrugged. "Early breakaway sect, I think," he said. "Sort of Gnostics. Like the Ophites."
No. 2105
"to mess people around. It's hard enough bein' people as it is, without other people coming and messin' you around."
Crowley turned to Aziraphale.
"Johnsonites?" he whispered.
The angel shrugged. "Early breakaway sect, I think," he said. "Sort of Gnostics. Like the Ophites."
Myeah I wonder why theres so many transsexual blood gnostics
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Myeah I wonder why theres so many transsexual blood gnostics
*muting Very Serious Gnostics*
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
*muting Very Serious Gnostics*
*Gnostics, not sticks!
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
*Gnostics, not sticks!
"It's not authentic anything. All you Gnostics whining about the Demiurge? Get on my level."
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"It's not authentic anything. All you Gnostics whining about the Demiurge? Get on my level."
You: yeah man waffles are pretty cool
Absolute fucking weirdo you've never seen before: and furthermore that accusation is unfounded, the gnostics were quite clear on this.
You:
Weirdo: no, Mandaeism does not count, how many times do I have to tell you.
Absolute fucking weirdo you've never seen before: and furthermore that accusation is unfounded, the gnostics were quite clear on this.
You:
Weirdo: no, Mandaeism does not count, how many times do I have to tell you.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You: yeah man waffles are pretty cool
Absolute fucking weirdo you've never seen before: and furthermore that accusation is unfounded, the gnostics were quite clear on this.
You:
Weirdo: no, Mandaeism does not count, how many times do I have to tell you.
Absolute fucking weirdo you've never seen before: and furthermore that accusation is unfounded, the gnostics were quite clear on this.
You:
Weirdo: no, Mandaeism does not count, how many times do I have to tell you.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Thank you Tissue Gnostics for sponsoring our conference dinner! @globalbioimaging.bsky.social #GBI_AU_2025
Gnostics had already reached this conclusion back in the day which was not good for their health, fwiw. But without knowing much about gnosticism itself, doesn't it make sense that rejecting the order of a demiurge's physical embodiment is reasonably in line with the faith?
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Gnostics had already reached this conclusion back in the day which was not good for their health, fwiw. But without knowing much about gnosticism itself, doesn't it make sense that rejecting the order of a demiurge's physical embodiment is reasonably in line with the faith?
Gnostics spoke of Barbelo
Mother and father to the Pleroma
A Greek word meaning fullness
The infinite coming to awareness
GNOSTIC REVELATION byporevolution.com/2025/11/gnos...
art by @PanoramaJasmin on X
#tantra #gnostic #poetry #poem #prophecy #faith #spirituality #anarchist #liberation #joy
Mother and father to the Pleroma
A Greek word meaning fullness
The infinite coming to awareness
GNOSTIC REVELATION byporevolution.com/2025/11/gnos...
art by @PanoramaJasmin on X
#tantra #gnostic #poetry #poem #prophecy #faith #spirituality #anarchist #liberation #joy
GNOSTIC REVELATION - Bypo Revolution
This deluge of ideasA flood of new conceptsA pantheon of sacred figures These are trenchant toolsExploring the cosmosSpeaking through testament and metaphor Gnosticism was an oppressed faithForced und...
byporevolution.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gnostics spoke of Barbelo
Mother and father to the Pleroma
A Greek word meaning fullness
The infinite coming to awareness
GNOSTIC REVELATION byporevolution.com/2025/11/gnos...
art by @PanoramaJasmin on X
#tantra #gnostic #poetry #poem #prophecy #faith #spirituality #anarchist #liberation #joy
Mother and father to the Pleroma
A Greek word meaning fullness
The infinite coming to awareness
GNOSTIC REVELATION byporevolution.com/2025/11/gnos...
art by @PanoramaJasmin on X
#tantra #gnostic #poetry #poem #prophecy #faith #spirituality #anarchist #liberation #joy
Only Gnostics consider the Gospel of Thomas to be authoritative, but interesting how that contradicts Galatians 3:28,
"there is no longer male and female, for all of you are one in Christ Jesus"
"there is no longer male and female, for all of you are one in Christ Jesus"
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Only Gnostics consider the Gospel of Thomas to be authoritative, but interesting how that contradicts Galatians 3:28,
"there is no longer male and female, for all of you are one in Christ Jesus"
"there is no longer male and female, for all of you are one in Christ Jesus"
The Mandaeans call Noah's wife Nuraita, which shows they share a common heritage or exchanged information with other Gnostics, where she is known as Norea or Noriah.
www.thetorah.com/article/the-...
www.thetorah.com/article/the-...
The Book of Noriah (Noah’s Wife) and Other Pre-Flood Books - TheTorah.com
Why did ancient Jewish and Christian authors attribute books, both real and imagined, to Adam and Eve, their daughters, Seth, Enosh, Kainan, Mahalalel, Jared, Enoch, Lamech, Noah, and Shem? | Prof.…
www.thetorah.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The Mandaeans call Noah's wife Nuraita, which shows they share a common heritage or exchanged information with other Gnostics, where she is known as Norea or Noriah.
www.thetorah.com/article/the-...
www.thetorah.com/article/the-...
when i talk about god i dont talk about god like the gnostics talk about god and i dont talk about god the way christians talk about god
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
when i talk about god i dont talk about god like the gnostics talk about god and i dont talk about god the way christians talk about god
but also the gnostics are right the way they talk about god
the gnostics are also wrong the way they talk about god
the gnostics are also wrong the way they talk about god
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
but also the gnostics are right the way they talk about god
the gnostics are also wrong the way they talk about god
the gnostics are also wrong the way they talk about god
Gnostics spoke of Barbelo
Mother and father to the Pleroma
A Greek word meaning fullness
The infinite coming to awareness
GNOSTIC REVELATION byporevolution.com/2025/11/gnos...
art by @PanoramaJasmin on X
#gnostic #gnosticism #chistianity #christ #poetry #poem #prophecy #faith #spirituality #anarchy
Mother and father to the Pleroma
A Greek word meaning fullness
The infinite coming to awareness
GNOSTIC REVELATION byporevolution.com/2025/11/gnos...
art by @PanoramaJasmin on X
#gnostic #gnosticism #chistianity #christ #poetry #poem #prophecy #faith #spirituality #anarchy
GNOSTIC REVELATION - Bypo Revolution
This deluge of ideasA flood of new conceptsA pantheon of sacred figures These are trenchant toolsExploring the cosmosSpeaking through testament and metaphor Gnosticism was an oppressed faithForced und...
byporevolution.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gnostics spoke of Barbelo
Mother and father to the Pleroma
A Greek word meaning fullness
The infinite coming to awareness
GNOSTIC REVELATION byporevolution.com/2025/11/gnos...
art by @PanoramaJasmin on X
#gnostic #gnosticism #chistianity #christ #poetry #poem #prophecy #faith #spirituality #anarchy
Mother and father to the Pleroma
A Greek word meaning fullness
The infinite coming to awareness
GNOSTIC REVELATION byporevolution.com/2025/11/gnos...
art by @PanoramaJasmin on X
#gnostic #gnosticism #chistianity #christ #poetry #poem #prophecy #faith #spirituality #anarchy
MAGAts and their fake Christianity
And by the by, the Gnostics wrote about this type of human across time and millennium, the MAGats and their bible is rich in human hypocrisy when using a house of worship as one's cover. Jesus was not happy, he warned
www.huffpost.com/entry/tiktok...
And by the by, the Gnostics wrote about this type of human across time and millennium, the MAGats and their bible is rich in human hypocrisy when using a house of worship as one's cover. Jesus was not happy, he warned
www.huffpost.com/entry/tiktok...
She Called Churches Asking For Baby Formula — And The Response Says A Lot About 'MAGA Christianity'
The viral TikTok series got many people heated online — and for a good reason.
www.huffpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
MAGAts and their fake Christianity
And by the by, the Gnostics wrote about this type of human across time and millennium, the MAGats and their bible is rich in human hypocrisy when using a house of worship as one's cover. Jesus was not happy, he warned
www.huffpost.com/entry/tiktok...
And by the by, the Gnostics wrote about this type of human across time and millennium, the MAGats and their bible is rich in human hypocrisy when using a house of worship as one's cover. Jesus was not happy, he warned
www.huffpost.com/entry/tiktok...
Yeah but only the psychedelic trans lesbian blood gnostics seem actually interested in clocking it in its fullness as far as I can tell
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yeah but only the psychedelic trans lesbian blood gnostics seem actually interested in clocking it in its fullness as far as I can tell