Oder weil Du das Grundstück hast, das jemand anderes haben möchte, Du beneidest wirst für Dein Talent, weil Dein Großvater mal angeblich den Hund eines anderen Großvaters getreten habe, Du mit Schlangen redest oder selbst ein Reptiloid bist...
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oder weil Du das Grundstück hast, das jemand anderes haben möchte, Du beneidest wirst für Dein Talent, weil Dein Großvater mal angeblich den Hund eines anderen Großvaters getreten habe, Du mit Schlangen redest oder selbst ein Reptiloid bist...
He might have been signaling the reverse-vampires, or the reptiloid mothership or something.
This is what republicans hope you’re stupid enough to believe.
This is what republicans hope you’re stupid enough to believe.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
He might have been signaling the reverse-vampires, or the reptiloid mothership or something.
This is what republicans hope you’re stupid enough to believe.
This is what republicans hope you’re stupid enough to believe.
I hope the prize finally goes to a reptiloid footballer — they’ve earned it with their interstellar gameplay.
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I hope the prize finally goes to a reptiloid footballer — they’ve earned it with their interstellar gameplay.
Never trust a reptiloid woman... 🤭
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November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Never trust a reptiloid woman... 🤭
Cardassians vs Kardashians: One is a repulsive reptiloid species bent on universal subjugation. The other one...shows up on Star Trek...
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Cardassians vs Kardashians: One is a repulsive reptiloid species bent on universal subjugation. The other one...shows up on Star Trek...
Dude, Epstein jokes are the one truly neutral zone — not a single gender-neutral reptiloid on this planet is gonna get offended by them. So you’re safe. Just write your punchlines about whatever makes people laugh, even if it’s somebody’s grandma (who has no damn clue who Epstein even was).
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dude, Epstein jokes are the one truly neutral zone — not a single gender-neutral reptiloid on this planet is gonna get offended by them. So you’re safe. Just write your punchlines about whatever makes people laugh, even if it’s somebody’s grandma (who has no damn clue who Epstein even was).
There is a huge difference between "rich powerful people are buddies and have each other's backs" and "they are part of a reptiloid hive-mind cabal that hides the truth about the moon"
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There is a huge difference between "rich powerful people are buddies and have each other's backs" and "they are part of a reptiloid hive-mind cabal that hides the truth about the moon"
Cardassians vs. Kardashians: One is a repulsive reptiloid species bent on universal subjugation. The other...shows up on Star Trek...
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Cardassians vs. Kardashians: One is a repulsive reptiloid species bent on universal subjugation. The other...shows up on Star Trek...
nope, just a generic reptiloid creature since i did not want to draw a horse or a bird or look at additional references! Though someone else DID suggest that i could well have done so.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
nope, just a generic reptiloid creature since i did not want to draw a horse or a bird or look at additional references! Though someone else DID suggest that i could well have done so.
Sketchmission: Chilling by the Fire
Sketchmission for theamazinghero, of himself chilling by the fire with 4 of his OC's.
Left to right, Darrin the Grey alien gamer, Rachel the Otaku Reptiloid, Samantha the Fasionable Cat Demon, and Mitch the Wendigo Chef
Sketchmission for theamazinghero, of himself chilling by the fire with 4 of his OC's.
Left to right, Darrin the Grey alien gamer, Rachel the Otaku Reptiloid, Samantha the Fasionable Cat Demon, and Mitch the Wendigo Chef
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sketchmission: Chilling by the Fire
Sketchmission for theamazinghero, of himself chilling by the fire with 4 of his OC's.
Left to right, Darrin the Grey alien gamer, Rachel the Otaku Reptiloid, Samantha the Fasionable Cat Demon, and Mitch the Wendigo Chef
Sketchmission for theamazinghero, of himself chilling by the fire with 4 of his OC's.
Left to right, Darrin the Grey alien gamer, Rachel the Otaku Reptiloid, Samantha the Fasionable Cat Demon, and Mitch the Wendigo Chef
I believe she's a Reptiloid from Serious Sam!
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I believe she's a Reptiloid from Serious Sam!
The thing that made me crazy was turning the Gorn into monster movie dopes instead of leaning into their alienating nature as cultured reptiloid warriors that are just kinda gross.
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The thing that made me crazy was turning the Gorn into monster movie dopes instead of leaning into their alienating nature as cultured reptiloid warriors that are just kinda gross.
Ich muss dir leider mitteilen dass einer davon nicht echt war. Es ist vermutlich 1 reptiloid gewesen, der so getan hat als wär's ein Hans. Quasi wie sich Außerirdische vorstellen wie Leute heißen könnten.
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ich muss dir leider mitteilen dass einer davon nicht echt war. Es ist vermutlich 1 reptiloid gewesen, der so getan hat als wär's ein Hans. Quasi wie sich Außerirdische vorstellen wie Leute heißen könnten.
öhm...reptiloid/alien im gewand....alda
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
öhm...reptiloid/alien im gewand....alda
You're right 🤔🤔🤔
I thought he's more the reptiloid kind of alien, though.
I thought he's more the reptiloid kind of alien, though.
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
You're right 🤔🤔🤔
I thought he's more the reptiloid kind of alien, though.
I thought he's more the reptiloid kind of alien, though.
i am now a reptiloid conspiracy theorist
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i am now a reptiloid conspiracy theorist
Chainsaw is cool and it makes you essentially impossible for reptiloid to hit you, but that's clearly not the intent and I don't like using it. Flamethrower is weak sauce, why not just shoot them??? Damage over time doesn't matter if you just blast their skull open faster.
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Chainsaw is cool and it makes you essentially impossible for reptiloid to hit you, but that's clearly not the intent and I don't like using it. Flamethrower is weak sauce, why not just shoot them??? Damage over time doesn't matter if you just blast their skull open faster.
neat reptiloid girl
October 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
neat reptiloid girl
Are you telling me I cannot trust "Daniel Gugger 888" as my go-to news source on the shenanigans of our Reptiloid Overlords anymore?
October 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Are you telling me I cannot trust "Daniel Gugger 888" as my go-to news source on the shenanigans of our Reptiloid Overlords anymore?
Möglicherweise war der Weltuntergang am Ende des Maya-Kalenders 2012 doch real, aber untergegangen ist halt nur der vernünftige Teil der Welt.
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Möglicherweise war der Weltuntergang am Ende des Maya-Kalenders 2012 doch real, aber untergegangen ist halt nur der vernünftige Teil der Welt.