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December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Two panels. A color spread, Betty blue and Naomi orange, showing Betty and Naomi in the midst of their magical girl transformations, their uniforms glooping onto their bodies. Five panels. A shot of union square, not as bustling as it could be given the recent strange happenings that one might be cautious to return to said area. There is a news van and a reporter and her camera woman in the foreground. "... and the police have tentatively opened the part back open to civilians, having not found any trace of chemicals. The mayor is folding to tourist season and-" "Thank you Gale!" She is cut off by the folks back at the station. "That's enough! Getting back to the story on our end..." Gale is a woman of average height and small busy, with short bangs and a fuckass bob of black hair. She is shown fanning herself having stopped the filming, sweating, "IT is so fucking hot. I hate summer." Her camera woman hands her a bottle of smartwater. "That was great, Gale! You're on top!" "Of course I am. I'm the most competent person on the cast and it scares them! It's bullshit." The camera still smiles, but is clearly hearing this for the millionth time. 'Here she goes again...' "I'm going to figure out what's going on, we were lucky to get past the police. They're too busy looking for an acceptable target to pin this on."
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
smartwater? fuck all that i want dumbwater. give me the water that makes me forget my own name 👍
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
hipsterelectron.bsky.social
i used to want a smartwater sponsorship but then i saw that wasn't actually new. pasta sounds sick
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
ifuckedyr.mom
anyone got recipe ideas for what i have in hand?
a pretty bare looking fridge that contains - smartwater - powerade (in a bag from qt) - pamplemousse la croix - high noon hard seltzer - jell-o - apple sauce - two jell-o shots - deodorant - baking soda - sips 100mg thc edible beverage
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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I just had my children dipped in smartwater
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
hipsterelectron.bsky.social
i wouldn't expect any corporation you trusted enough to enter into any financial relationship with (e.g. nike shoe deal, smartwater two-page ad spread art collab in the new yorker, line of casio g-shock watches) would be able to compromise your unflinching vision
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
cjones47.bsky.social
Love this dude in his gold Italia shirt offering the pepper sprayed cop some smartwater to wash out his eyes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
moonchildw333.bsky.social
Wow folks avoid these water 💦 brands they have all been found to contain 64% forever chemicals which are harmful and full of microplastic esp the worst offender #Voss believe it or not I cleanse my water with #Shungite but this is extremely concerning youtu.be/5JELs6fPvXw?... #SmartWater #Scandal
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November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
borkie.bsky.social
I would 6720171674910.532769% die because of the overpriced smartwater
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
theephemerals.bsky.social
You've just died

The 6th photo in your gallery just killed you

...not the fucking overpriced smartwater
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
juniperriver.bsky.social
I have a couple favorite drinks and if all else fails, a smartwater. They're almost everywhere and inoffensive.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
starlitestarbrite.bsky.social
Thanks to trump and his ILLEGAL DEPLOYMENT of his National Trash Collection Guard LLC. Otherwise, NONE of this would have happened. I think that’s as clear as your bottle of Smartwater.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
arian-a12.bsky.social
Agreed - by using her as a spokesperson, Smartwater not only gains credibility through celebrity endorsement but also makes the product feel aspirational by allowing consumers to associate themselves with the same kind of "polished" lifestyle she represents.
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
kittycigz.bsky.social
smartwater tbh. i love the bottles with the little lid and nub to drink out of and it tastes so yummy
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
paige-ge.bsky.social
My love and a bottle TikTok trend video. Original link to this video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrepFk1s/ #HazbinHotel #TikTok #MyLoveInABottle #Water #WholeFoods #SmartWater #365WholeFoodsMarket #TraderJoe’s
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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The Jennifer Aniston Smartwater ad uses the famous-person testimonial method for advertising. As a celebrity, she demonstrates balance, simplicity, and style. This is what Smartwater represents: great taste, a conventional lifestyle, effortless style, and intentional living. #Media180FA251D09
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
annamcduff.bsky.social
I’m spending a week staying at a premier inn (clean, plain, comfy) and eating an asda meal deal for dinner each night, because it’s the best of my options. So I’ve been entertaining myself by photographing them. Thursday night was plain and decent. Not thrilling, not bad.
A cheddar plowman’s sandwich for main with a snack of hummus and carrots, and a drink of smartwater which I always think will be more hydrating, but it almost certainly a con.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM