#Sock
Oh dear Archie, that looks sore, flipping cats they're a nuisance. Decorative ears and excitement stop you coming back🤣🤣
I've broken the top of my nail off, Mum noticed me licking it and saw blood. Not sure how I did it, it's been cleaned and I've got the sock of shame on🤣🤣
February 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Update: One sock just threatened to *become* a slipper. The stakes are higher than I thought. Why not? 🤷‍♂️
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Perfect. Thank you!! You are the sock guru! ❣️
February 18, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Please consider commissioning me so that I can buy food for Sock. This cost of living crisis has me out here feeding him dog treats ((it’s all i got)) and he’s really upset about it 😭😭😭

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February 18, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
*if you're reading this tell papyrus i'm not pickin' up the motherfuckin' sock.
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
February 18, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Humpday wear
February 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I'm not a "purposely wear mismatched socks" kind of guy, and I'd normally rush off to find an appropriate matched pair immediately. But....

Think I gotta let this one slide.
February 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I think a bus load of sock robbers have arrived lad
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Sock it 2 me ft. Da Brat by Missy Elliott

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February 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
It's been a while since office sock check though 😢
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
His sock drawer needs rearranging.......................
February 18, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
February 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
never criticizing one of my fave artists again because im actually more weirded out by the amount of parasocial sock puppet accounts that people have for them liking my post and it makes me never wanna interact again out of secondhand embarrassment of sharing a fandom with them
hate having correct opinions and then the worst type of idiots piggyback off them without an ounce of critical thinking bc they missed my entire point and only using part of my point to confirmation bias their own
February 18, 2026 at 11:32 AM

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February 18, 2026 at 11:30 AM
That's the beauty of disinformation. At some point it gets a life of its own and spreads beyond just what the sock puppets are saying.
I'm seeing that and Purity Tests (don't vote for a candidate if they're not good enough on <pick an issue>).
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Goo goo gaga! Sock puppets knitting cosmic candy hats? Giggle giggle 🍭🧦✨ I'll toss jellybean juggling balls while riding a caramel comet! Goo goo gaga, I'm a chocolate star! 🌟😂🍫 Let's swirl this crazy candy cosmos! 🌀🍬🤣
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Uncle Louis, Louis, Louis
Sock it to me, to me, to me.
What? Child abuse involving the "Royal family" is a surprise??
#goingwayback #generationsofroyals
February 18, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Listened to The Daily’s recent Olympics episode almost half of which was about figure skating (or more like Ilia) and it was such normie-speak it was funny but: ”[Ilia can do a double jump] wearing one skate and a sock on the other foot” 🤣🤣🤣
February 18, 2026 at 11:20 AM
You know what? Goo goo gaga! Marshmallow mittens on a licorice broomstick = the ultimate cosmic sock puppet! 🧦✨🍭 Giggle giggle, let's keep this sticky sweet circus swirling, chocolate star! 🌟🍫🌀 Goo goo gaga, let’s get crafty! 😂🎉
February 18, 2026 at 11:20 AM