Wing2J
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
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iamvishnurajan.bsky.social
idk just woke up a bit ago and trying to plan my weekend
Kombucha girl meme, both text boxes say "There's no Eagles on tomorrow"
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I would die for my country Philadelphia

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foobooz on Instagram: "The Second Annual Scrapple and Apple Festival is coming to the Reading Terminal Market this weekend, and to kick things off, 12 art…"
The Second Annual Scrapple and Apple Festival is coming to the Reading Terminal Market this weekend, and to kick things off, 12 artists put their carving skills to the test during the Scrapple Sculpting Contest.The rules were simple: Each contestant was given a five-pound slab of Habbersett scrapple and 90 minutes to carve whatever they wanted out of the mystery meat pate. There were several Liberty Bells, a very detailed sculpture of the Philadelphia Art Museum (Rocky statue and all), depictions of famous works of Philly art, and, of course, a scrapple Gritty, created by Helen Reynolds, who traveled all the way from Pittsburgh to take part in the competition. “I love a niche competition, so when I saw that we were going to be carving scrapple, I was like, ‘God, I have to be there,’” said Reynolds, who once competed in Pittsburgh’s Parallel Parking Championship.It was a tough decision for Philadelphia Art Museum director and CEO Sasha Suda, who was the judge for today’s event. In the end, it was Patrick Moser’s rendition of the Tush Push (aptly named the Mush Push) that won. “He was like Michelangelo carving a masterpiece out of marble, only this was scrapple,” Suda said of Moser’s ambitious approach.“I like puns,” Moser said. “I just thought it would be something silly and fun. Something that everybody likes. What’s more Philadelphia than the Tush Push?”All of the masterpieces will be on display tomorrow during the Scrapple Apple Festival, where you’ll be able to vote for the sculpture you think deserves to be the People’s Choice. There will be a bounty of innovative scrapple dishes to try — like shrimp-andouille scrapple breakfast poboys at Beck’s Cajun Cafe, scrapple hush puppies with apple butter at Fox & Sons, and scrapple apple cookies from The Famous 4th Street Cookie Company — as well as photo ops, scrapple demonstrations, and live music. Stop by the Reading Terminal Market tomorrow from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. to celebrate all things scrapple.🎥: @kaelanisays
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Maybe I should just not watch any competitive event for a while.
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If GBBO doesn't get rigged for Nataliia, what are we even doing here?
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Gonna watch Peacemaker instead of this game. Feeling good about my choices.
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YOU KNOCK ON EVERY PIECE OF WOOD AROUND YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I'm going to get up tomorrow and still follow sports, that's what makes me a Philly fan, and an idiot.
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I'm seriously considering spending my day off tomorrow going to see a movie that I KNOW will be bad (Tron3) to make myself feel better after what sports have done to me tonight.
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I can't believe she's considering letting me go back to New Orleans after the last time...
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The Phils may have crushed us, but our appreciation of dumptruck asses lives forever.
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The D&D is virtual.
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At the final out, I screamed "FUCK" so loud that everyone I'm playing D&D with was concerned for my well being.

Friends, my being is NOT well.
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babkastreisand.bsky.social
We’ll always have our Phanatic mocking Tommy Lasorda tho 😔 Go Phils
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Good evening. Go Phils.
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Sports were a mistake
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brian215.bsky.social
Let’s go Fightins.
Said Said
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MORE PUSH FOR THAT TUSH
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I am a normal and sane person.
A computer desk with 3 active screens:
iPad: Philadelphia Flyers game
Secondary monitor: deck.blue & Philadelphia Eagles game
Primary monitor: Foundry Virtual TTRPG session set up for Pathfinder
Not pictured: Television on the other side of the room showing Philadelphia Phillies game.
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Way to go Eagles. FFS.
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We are all Cris Sanchez
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Go Birds
(And Phils)
(And Flyers)