Wing2J
@wing2j.bsky.social
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducked.
The third one ducked.
The only thing stopping me from going to bed at 9:30 on a Saturday night is the certainty that doing so will mean that I wake up at 3 or 4AM.
Being old is great.
Being old is great.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The only thing stopping me from going to bed at 9:30 on a Saturday night is the certainty that doing so will mean that I wake up at 3 or 4AM.
Being old is great.
Being old is great.
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THAT AERYN FUCKING SUN IS IN HOUSE OF ASHUR?
(Claudia Black 4 EVA)
(Claudia Black 4 EVA)
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THAT AERYN FUCKING SUN IS IN HOUSE OF ASHUR?
(Claudia Black 4 EVA)
(Claudia Black 4 EVA)
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don garber is gonna call in the ref from the montreal screwjob if vancouver keeps this up
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
don garber is gonna call in the ref from the montreal screwjob if vancouver keeps this up
I cannot wait to see what kind of bushittery happens to make sure Messi wins this game.
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I cannot wait to see what kind of bushittery happens to make sure Messi wins this game.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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FWIW the movie is The Roses and it's fantastic if you like astonishingly dark comedies, which we do
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
FWIW the movie is The Roses and it's fantastic if you like astonishingly dark comedies, which we do
An absolutely KILLER cameo in this week's Plur1bus.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
An absolutely KILLER cameo in this week's Plur1bus.
After being in the movie theater for almost 5 hours today, I think the biggest insight I can draw from the film is this:
I think QT likes feet.
I think QT likes feet.
If you guessed the 1PM Friday audience for Kill Bill: tWBA was going to be a bunch of neckbeards in their 40s/50s you would be 100% correct.
Respectfully,
A neckbeard in his late 40s
Respectfully,
A neckbeard in his late 40s
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
After being in the movie theater for almost 5 hours today, I think the biggest insight I can draw from the film is this:
I think QT likes feet.
I think QT likes feet.
If you guessed the 1PM Friday audience for Kill Bill: tWBA was going to be a bunch of neckbeards in their 40s/50s you would be 100% correct.
Respectfully,
A neckbeard in his late 40s
Respectfully,
A neckbeard in his late 40s
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you guessed the 1PM Friday audience for Kill Bill: tWBA was going to be a bunch of neckbeards in their 40s/50s you would be 100% correct.
Respectfully,
A neckbeard in his late 40s
Respectfully,
A neckbeard in his late 40s
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I wish Grant Wahl was here rn
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wish Grant Wahl was here rn
THIS WHOLE ALBUM FUCKING RULES. I saw JoCo do it live at the Colonial in Phoenixville when he was opening for Aimee Mann.
#XPNCountdown
#XPNCountdown
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
THIS WHOLE ALBUM FUCKING RULES. I saw JoCo do it live at the Colonial in Phoenixville when he was opening for Aimee Mann.
#XPNCountdown
#XPNCountdown
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Every morning in 2025 for some reason
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every morning in 2025 for some reason
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
❤️❤️❤️
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
❤️❤️❤️
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Perfection
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Perfection
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should be in the hall of fame but sadly the voters are piddle brained bastards
Complete list of shortstops in MLB history with 2000 hits, 200 home runs, and 400 stolen bases:
1) Jimmy Rollins
1) Jimmy Rollins
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
should be in the hall of fame but sadly the voters are piddle brained bastards
This cover is pretty meh, but if you want something similar done exceptionally well, check out JoCo's "Some Guys" album. It's all yacht rock covers and it absolutely rips.
#XPNCountdown
#XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This cover is pretty meh, but if you want something similar done exceptionally well, check out JoCo's "Some Guys" album. It's all yacht rock covers and it absolutely rips.
#XPNCountdown
#XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Would watch.
last night i took a stronger dose of melatonin and had a dream where Paddington Bear was the star of the Bourne movies
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Would watch.
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#XPNCountdown
I just realized I should share my XPN Covers bingo card in case anyone else wants to play along (I've already crossed a couple off!)
I just realized I should share my XPN Covers bingo card in case anyone else wants to play along (I've already crossed a couple off!)
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
#XPNCountdown
I just realized I should share my XPN Covers bingo card in case anyone else wants to play along (I've already crossed a couple off!)
I just realized I should share my XPN Covers bingo card in case anyone else wants to play along (I've already crossed a couple off!)
The most Shawn Michaels coded character I've ever seen that is not the actual Shawn Michaels.
Also it had a character who sang "My cock rages on" regularly and more shows should have had a guy like that IMO
a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in a bathtub .
Alt: gannicus from spartacus screams (go off king)
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The most Shawn Michaels coded character I've ever seen that is not the actual Shawn Michaels.
Been rewatching Penny Dreadful, which I mark as the true beginning of the Hartnettaissance.
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Been rewatching Penny Dreadful, which I mark as the true beginning of the Hartnettaissance.
This is the truest shit right here:
"The most extensive full-frontal male nudity in all of TV shouldn’t co-exist with this much perceptive social commentary!"
I love this show.
"The most extensive full-frontal male nudity in all of TV shouldn’t co-exist with this much perceptive social commentary!"
I love this show.
Here's fun: I reviewed #Spartacus House of Ashur for @sepinwall.bsky.social's What's Alan Watching! (tl;dr good!). HOWEVER if you are a TV Spartacus newbie, gather round! I'm going to share the Sparty 101 spiel I've been offering for over a decade now www.whatsalanwatching.com/review-spart... 🧵 1/?
Review: 'Spartacus' lives again with 'House of Ashur'
The Starz gladiator drama returns, still hornier — and more thoughtful — than you'd expect
www.whatsalanwatching.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This is the truest shit right here:
"The most extensive full-frontal male nudity in all of TV shouldn’t co-exist with this much perceptive social commentary!"
I love this show.
"The most extensive full-frontal male nudity in all of TV shouldn’t co-exist with this much perceptive social commentary!"
I love this show.