Hurrah for the "Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati"
Yes, god help we risk a floundering government that feels like no one is in charge.
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Hurrah for the "Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati"
One of the few positive things I thought I could bank on was that the government would no longer froth about the tofu-eating wokerati or similar. Disappointed in purely rhetorical terms
February 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
One of the few positive things I thought I could bank on was that the government would no longer froth about the tofu-eating wokerati or similar. Disappointed in purely rhetorical terms
Was thinking who it reminded me of and I’ve just remembered. Braverman talking about the “tofu eating wokerati”
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Was thinking who it reminded me of and I’ve just remembered. Braverman talking about the “tofu eating wokerati”
Well, when you combine the Labour Illuminati with the Wokerati, the Blob, the Elite, the New Elite, the Tofu Munching Wokerati, the Anti Growth Alliance, the Deep State, the open Borders Lobby etc. etc. It's quite surprising that poor old Liz lasted as long as 49 days.
February 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Well, when you combine the Labour Illuminati with the Wokerati, the Blob, the Elite, the New Elite, the Tofu Munching Wokerati, the Anti Growth Alliance, the Deep State, the open Borders Lobby etc. etc. It's quite surprising that poor old Liz lasted as long as 49 days.
It can sit alongside the Tofu Eating Wokerati as a Very Good Thing.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It can sit alongside the Tofu Eating Wokerati as a Very Good Thing.
Tofu eating wokerati twat.
February 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Tofu eating wokerati twat.
What it reveals more than anything is how much of world politics is just a bunch of rich guys with no loyalty to anything or anyone, looking for things they can blow up and cannibalise for profit. I wonder how much of the world’s political and super rich set know it’s that bleak?
February 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
What it reveals more than anything is how much of world politics is just a bunch of rich guys with no loyalty to anything or anyone, looking for things they can blow up and cannibalise for profit. I wonder how much of the world’s political and super rich set know it’s that bleak?
This isn’t just mild annoyance, it’s 10 years of snivelling cunts coining terms like ‘Remoaner’ and ‘Liberal Elite’ and ‘Tofu-Eating Wokerati’.
I just… like I feel mad? Like insane mad? Heck I’m using ‘like’ a lot.
These perpetrators shouldn’t be in jail - their charred corpses should be on pikes.
I just… like I feel mad? Like insane mad? Heck I’m using ‘like’ a lot.
These perpetrators shouldn’t be in jail - their charred corpses should be on pikes.
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
This isn’t just mild annoyance, it’s 10 years of snivelling cunts coining terms like ‘Remoaner’ and ‘Liberal Elite’ and ‘Tofu-Eating Wokerati’.
I just… like I feel mad? Like insane mad? Heck I’m using ‘like’ a lot.
These perpetrators shouldn’t be in jail - their charred corpses should be on pikes.
I just… like I feel mad? Like insane mad? Heck I’m using ‘like’ a lot.
These perpetrators shouldn’t be in jail - their charred corpses should be on pikes.
It is laughable that some of the people currently in government actively campaigned for Mandleson's return and take his advice whilst screaming at anyone who thinks immigrants deserve human rights that they're an out of touch pinko traitor commie wokerati.
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 AM
It is laughable that some of the people currently in government actively campaigned for Mandleson's return and take his advice whilst screaming at anyone who thinks immigrants deserve human rights that they're an out of touch pinko traitor commie wokerati.
What sort of a country are we living in where you can't drop someone 800 feet from a Car-Vu, drown an innocent by leaving him on the outside of submarine as it submerges or drug everyone on Cloudbase with doctored champagne? Bloody damp-eyed wokerati.
“Captain Scarlet slapped with woke warning - for utterly bonkers reason”
SIG - ‘Sun Is Godawful’
SIG - ‘Sun Is Godawful’
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 AM
What sort of a country are we living in where you can't drop someone 800 feet from a Car-Vu, drown an innocent by leaving him on the outside of submarine as it submerges or drug everyone on Cloudbase with doctored champagne? Bloody damp-eyed wokerati.
Brexitania was forever fighting the wokerati remainer traitors stopping them from making the true and pure brexshit work.
January 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Brexitania was forever fighting the wokerati remainer traitors stopping them from making the true and pure brexshit work.
I think it is great, though I'm part of the radical left-wing wokerati so what do I know
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I think it is great, though I'm part of the radical left-wing wokerati so what do I know
Mijn droomauto is een wokerati!! 🤗🤗🥳🥳✨✨😂😂🤣🤣
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Mijn droomauto is een wokerati!! 🤗🤗🥳🥳✨✨😂😂🤣🤣
Ik zit in het formatieteam van Rob Jetten en hij heeft me gevraagd dit on Bluesky te zetten om de wokerati een gevoel van ownership te geven over het formatieproces.
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Ik zit in het formatieteam van Rob Jetten en hij heeft me gevraagd dit on Bluesky te zetten om de wokerati een gevoel van ownership te geven over het formatieproces.
Nee, ik zit in het formatieteam van Rob Jetten en hij heeft me gevraagd dit on Bluesky te zetten om de wokerati een gevoel van ownership te geven over het formatieproces.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Nee, ik zit in het formatieteam van Rob Jetten en hij heeft me gevraagd dit on Bluesky te zetten om de wokerati een gevoel van ownership te geven over het formatieproces.
Speaking as a proud member of the Guardian-reading tofu-eating wokerati, I think 'Divisive right winger' would be a better description
January 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Speaking as a proud member of the Guardian-reading tofu-eating wokerati, I think 'Divisive right winger' would be a better description