December 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Clart avoidance last week. Wind sculpted sands before Steetley Pier looked like a work of art. The pier itself is the most photogenic structure ever!! The wind was bitter so we cut through Spion Kop Cemetery for a quicker getaway!
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Clart avoidance last week. Wind sculpted sands before Steetley Pier looked like a work of art. The pier itself is the most photogenic structure ever!! The wind was bitter so we cut through Spion Kop Cemetery for a quicker getaway!
Plart Blart: Mlart Clart
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Plart Blart: Mlart Clart
i don’t mean goop the store i’m talkin gunk, gloop, grunge, goo, mud, muck, mire, ooze, silt, sludge, slime, scum, slush, slurry, sediment, alluvium, lees, dregs, deposit, grounds, settlings, precipitate, residue, clag, clart, gunge, grot; guck, glop; and yeah, even grouts
October 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i don’t mean goop the store i’m talkin gunk, gloop, grunge, goo, mud, muck, mire, ooze, silt, sludge, slime, scum, slush, slurry, sediment, alluvium, lees, dregs, deposit, grounds, settlings, precipitate, residue, clag, clart, gunge, grot; guck, glop; and yeah, even grouts
😱The growing gap
💥Changes backfire - but what would work anyway?
🏠Home is where the...clart is
🪃What hope of a quick return?
A closer look at Carlisle United's defeat to AFC Wimbledon and #cufc's predicament ⤵️ (£)
💥Changes backfire - but what would work anyway?
🏠Home is where the...clart is
🪃What hope of a quick return?
A closer look at Carlisle United's defeat to AFC Wimbledon and #cufc's predicament ⤵️ (£)
What did we learn from the Blues' defeat to AFC Wimbledon?
ANALYSIS: Carlisle United's relegation woes deepened with a 2-1 defeat to AFC Wimbledon on Saturday – so what did we learn from the game?
www.newsandstar.co.uk
March 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
😱The growing gap
💥Changes backfire - but what would work anyway?
🏠Home is where the...clart is
🪃What hope of a quick return?
A closer look at Carlisle United's defeat to AFC Wimbledon and #cufc's predicament ⤵️ (£)
💥Changes backfire - but what would work anyway?
🏠Home is where the...clart is
🪃What hope of a quick return?
A closer look at Carlisle United's defeat to AFC Wimbledon and #cufc's predicament ⤵️ (£)
Pure clart. I’m going for pens.
May 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Pure clart. I’m going for pens.
Better: a terrible Newport accent. Can’t wait hear him get his laughing gear round ‘awrite, clart?’
January 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Better: a terrible Newport accent. Can’t wait hear him get his laughing gear round ‘awrite, clart?’
Plart Blart
Mart Clart
Mart Clart
July 14, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Plart Blart
Mart Clart
Mart Clart
this is old, i didnt upload it when i was uploading all my old stuff but i have really bad artblock and im thinking about them Again
#slimecicle #sneegsnag #ranboo #wolfquest
#slimecicle #sneegsnag #ranboo #wolfquest
November 16, 2024 at 10:13 PM
this is old, i didnt upload it when i was uploading all my old stuff but i have really bad artblock and im thinking about them Again
#slimecicle #sneegsnag #ranboo #wolfquest
#slimecicle #sneegsnag #ranboo #wolfquest
maul clart pall bop
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 AM
maul clart pall bop
I'm actually as soft as clart but when we visited our youngest in London, he explained my reaction to someone trying to take one of our seats in a beer garden - 'sorry, she's northern' 😂
October 12, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I'm actually as soft as clart but when we visited our youngest in London, he explained my reaction to someone trying to take one of our seats in a beer garden - 'sorry, she's northern' 😂
In Geordie dialect the noun "clart" (usu. Plural "clarts") means wet mud or sticky gunge or other unpleasant mess.
I gather, though, that in Irish English a "clart" is basically an idiot. Is that right?
I gather, though, that in Irish English a "clart" is basically an idiot. Is that right?
January 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In Geordie dialect the noun "clart" (usu. Plural "clarts") means wet mud or sticky gunge or other unpleasant mess.
I gather, though, that in Irish English a "clart" is basically an idiot. Is that right?
I gather, though, that in Irish English a "clart" is basically an idiot. Is that right?
Could clat be related to clart? I knew someone from Leigh (= Layth!) who used that word a lot. It meant a lump of mud, of earth, and clarty ground was the sort that's hard work to cross because sticky with lumpy mud.
March 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Could clat be related to clart? I knew someone from Leigh (= Layth!) who used that word a lot. It meant a lump of mud, of earth, and clarty ground was the sort that's hard work to cross because sticky with lumpy mud.
that being said
whatever tension issues my body used to have wrpped up inside, that gave me temperature control and metabolism issues
made my orgasms rEALLY intense
surprised i never died of a stroke in my 20s
now evrythings different
i 'spect ill die of blood clart instead
whatever tension issues my body used to have wrpped up inside, that gave me temperature control and metabolism issues
made my orgasms rEALLY intense
surprised i never died of a stroke in my 20s
now evrythings different
i 'spect ill die of blood clart instead
September 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
that being said
whatever tension issues my body used to have wrpped up inside, that gave me temperature control and metabolism issues
made my orgasms rEALLY intense
surprised i never died of a stroke in my 20s
now evrythings different
i 'spect ill die of blood clart instead
whatever tension issues my body used to have wrpped up inside, that gave me temperature control and metabolism issues
made my orgasms rEALLY intense
surprised i never died of a stroke in my 20s
now evrythings different
i 'spect ill die of blood clart instead
"Maul Clart: Pall Bop"
Only in IMAX
Only in IMAX
May 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"Maul Clart: Pall Bop"
Only in IMAX
Only in IMAX
clank clart poot bleet
this is my timely skeet
this is my timely skeet
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
clank clart poot bleet
this is my timely skeet
this is my timely skeet
Chengkun Li, Gr\'egoire Clart\'e, Martin J{\o}rgensen, Luigi Acerbi
Fast post-process Bayesian inference with Variational Sparse Bayesian Quadrature
https://arxiv.org/abs/2303.05263
Fast post-process Bayesian inference with Variational Sparse Bayesian Quadrature
https://arxiv.org/abs/2303.05263
December 2, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Chengkun Li, Gr\'egoire Clart\'e, Martin J{\o}rgensen, Luigi Acerbi
Fast post-process Bayesian inference with Variational Sparse Bayesian Quadrature
https://arxiv.org/abs/2303.05263
Fast post-process Bayesian inference with Variational Sparse Bayesian Quadrature
https://arxiv.org/abs/2303.05263
i'll clart your boss if it helps
July 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i'll clart your boss if it helps
"What shall we do today?" asked The Large Poo. "I don't want to play with my colouring pencils & I'm bored. I know. I can play at being a businessman & mess with all of my competitors by clarting* around with tariffs"
*clart: dirt, mud, etc. (Scottish/N England).
*clart: dirt, mud, etc. (Scottish/N England).
May 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"What shall we do today?" asked The Large Poo. "I don't want to play with my colouring pencils & I'm bored. I know. I can play at being a businessman & mess with all of my competitors by clarting* around with tariffs"
*clart: dirt, mud, etc. (Scottish/N England).
*clart: dirt, mud, etc. (Scottish/N England).
Right, Larry pic of the day before I head for bed and clart myself in Diclofenac gel. Night, all. xx
May 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Right, Larry pic of the day before I head for bed and clart myself in Diclofenac gel. Night, all. xx