#crack-taken-seriously
honest to god the whole "viktor is like patrick bateman" comparison has amused me to the point where i think a fic with the same general themes as american psycho could actually work. crack fic taken seriously
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
you’re more than enough of a reward

🏆 rated g, 2.1k
❤️ #p5x wonder/mont (wonmon)
🏆 #fanfiction set during the game awards
❤️ sorta crack taken seriously
🏆 dressing up + mutual pining + pre-relationship

archiveofourown.org/works/75982496

#kamishironagisa #montagnekotone
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
need me a 60k words Crack Taken Seriously fic of this rn
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Out, they should not be taken seriously.

Because it’s the first crack in any kind of integrity that was there and it only ends up like Humpty Dumpty after that.
April 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why don't you go ahead and defend every other statement Kirk has made? How about ""Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot."

Take a crack at that one Sally.
September 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There's a good amount of NOTHING AHDJXKDKDKFOG The closest there is is a crack fic but is VERY crackish (I'd say it counts more as crack taken seriously(ish) than fix-it) and the focus is barely on athn tbh
September 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i hate that trend about the indomitable human spirit vs aliens, the one taken too seriously generally by right-leaning nerds or techbros. like, if an alien race with a spaceship decided to invade us, we are fucked. they'd just crack the moon, or throw some garbage at high speed on earth.
January 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Permission to Edit Document
#sunaosa 1.5k
sunaosa free day
crack taken seriously

Osamu is grounded for 2 weeks that means no kitchen time, no restaurants or cafes and lastly no phones. How on earth will he survive?
archiveofourown.org/works/59669245
October 18, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Anyone looking for a HP AU Radioapple crack-fic taken waaaay too seriously to kill time with? 👀👀 I gotchu covered!

The first chapter to my latest deluded endeavor has now been published, let me know what you think! :3 Link in the replies 👇
#radioapple #radioapplefic
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
1) Let's blame the bots!

2) More seriously, BlueSky and Twitter are crack to people with ADHD, and we speedy-brained people are particularly bad for reacting before we've taken the time to fully absorb what we're reacting to.
July 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Im beginning to think the media shouldn’t have taken republicans seriously when they said they’d crack down on government waste
The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.
August 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right 👀

1. Rendering
2. Crack taken seriously (aka 🐝)
3. Sometimes funny

Honorable mention:
Lucifer simp 💖
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right

1: Barking
2: Writing way too much porn
3: Being incredibly horny on main with no shame

(Honorable mention: *Heavy sigh* …Omo…)
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right 💜

1. Railing on the railing
2. Edging characters and readers with detailed smut with feelings (hj)
3. Being extremely feral and annoying about how much I love ✨them✨

(Honorable mentions ) Shitposts
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Now, I love mission fics and canon accurate fics. I also love AUs and Crack taken seriously. We are here to have fun and to inspire and cultivate creativity with each other. If we can be a bright spot for ESL creators, then we will be all the better for it. Like what you like but be nice💚🫂
December 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Thank you!

I love crack taken seriously.

Selene and Themis were entirely platonic, but she wanted to make sure his soul was never lost to hers.

I can use this somehow...
February 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Stephen Marche on CBC says "Trumps words can be taken as seriously as the ramblings of a crack addict on a subway"
February 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
10. Recommend a work on AO3 from a different fandom.

If you are into DS9 and like crack taken seriously, you may enjoy this fic series. Post-canon, Kira/Damar (the last two you'd ever expect 🤣)
archiveofourown.org/series/262039
archiveofourown.org
May 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM


Delay the Decay | Rated T

🦷 MatsuHana
🦷 Tooth and Brush AU
🦷 Actors AU
🦷 Crack taken far to seriously

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/51269623
November 1, 2023 at 11:08 AM
How much butt-crack do I have to show to be taken seriously?
April 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sweet and funny lil fic, by SarunoHadaki! 1,1k light read, the ship is AO3/tumblr!

archiveofourown.org/works/67699141
July 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
binggeyuan fic where bing-ge transmigrates into… well, you’ll see. crack taken seriously.

archiveofourown.org/works/56290936
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January 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I remember when we got our dog I asked the vet on one of her puppy visits "if there were dog anti-vaxxers" thinking it was kind of a funny question and the vet did not crack a smile and earnestly responded "Oh, yes." In retrospect I should have taken this more seriously at the time lol
September 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
20. If I'm honest, my favorite genre to write is crack-taken-seriously 😆 Given the most random, seemingly absurd premise or rarepair, I will approach it with the *most* serious care (and a healthy dash of humor, of course). Modern AUs and 'missing'/What If canon moments are fun, too!
March 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
While my boss was down in our companies head office in America, the head of our sales team made a crack about Canada being the 51st state to him, and got about the reaction you would expect from my boss.

Sales guy was taken aback, because he did not think we were taking it seriously.

We ARE.
Yeah I’m really hoping Americans who hear jokes about this stare fixedly while saying something like “you realize there’s no peaceful way to do this, right? You realize this means bombing Calgary, tanks across the Niagara, assassinating the new Prime Minister, interning half of Toronto, right?”
March 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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