Elon is an absolute garbage person. Zero redeeming qualities. He has a lot of money, and believes he can buy influence to make people believe he has qualities. He is low IQ, low testosterone, and has no creative talent. The racist turd gurgler even sucks so bad at video games he has to pay for cred.
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Elon is an absolute garbage person. Zero redeeming qualities. He has a lot of money, and believes he can buy influence to make people believe he has qualities. He is low IQ, low testosterone, and has no creative talent. The racist turd gurgler even sucks so bad at video games he has to pay for cred.
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By: Kaaps Loche on Sunday, January 11, 2026
By: Kaaps Loche on Sunday, January 11, 2026
2026 SPORT | The Official 2026 AI Greg Norman Calendar
Ring in the New Year and celebrate every day and month with The Gurgler's Official 2026 Greg Norman Calendar.
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January 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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By: Kaaps Loche on Sunday, January 11, 2026
By: Kaaps Loche on Sunday, January 11, 2026
Are we stll “all on board with the USA”, now, Australia. Will we hang on for dear life while the US drags us down the gurgler?
@albomp.bsky.social @jimchalmers.bsky.social
@albomp.bsky.social @jimchalmers.bsky.social
this is a five alarm Fucking With The Money fire and between this and the Greenland threats the rich assholes might want to wake up and realize this dude is going to cost them way more than any wealth tax will
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Are we stll “all on board with the USA”, now, Australia. Will we hang on for dear life while the US drags us down the gurgler?
@albomp.bsky.social @jimchalmers.bsky.social
@albomp.bsky.social @jimchalmers.bsky.social
Eight hundred bucks down the gurgler 😭.
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Eight hundred bucks down the gurgler 😭.
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By: Kaaps Loche on Saturday, January 10, 2026
By: Kaaps Loche on Saturday, January 10, 2026
Sport 2026 | Captain Hindsight’s Obvious 2026 Sporting Predictions
Captain Hindsight unveils his 2026 Obvious Sporting Predictions ahead of time so you know what will happen in sport in 2023.
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January 11, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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By: Kaaps Loche on Saturday, January 10, 2026
By: Kaaps Loche on Saturday, January 10, 2026
The sooner folk stop buying Tesla the sooner this nutter will be down the gurgler!
January 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The sooner folk stop buying Tesla the sooner this nutter will be down the gurgler!
Like, what if one toppled into the other and then that one toppled and oops there's your Kiwisaver down the gurgler 🤔
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Like, what if one toppled into the other and then that one toppled and oops there's your Kiwisaver down the gurgler 🤔
4-1 series win for Australia. England and Stokes go home with their tails between their legs and two series down the gurgler because of bungling captaincy, a lack of team ticker and atrocious selection choices.
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
4-1 series win for Australia. England and Stokes go home with their tails between their legs and two series down the gurgler because of bungling captaincy, a lack of team ticker and atrocious selection choices.
Everyday the US is further down the gurgler and may never recover.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Everyday the US is further down the gurgler and may never recover.
...sånn som man gurgler etter man har fjernet mandlene?
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
...sånn som man gurgler etter man har fjernet mandlene?
The #PedophileInChief just sent international law down the gurgler @albomp.bsky.social, you really need to get your head out of your arse & take a look at what is happening.
Time to break the 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 nexus, close the bases and shut the door on #AUKUS. #auspol
Time to break the 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 nexus, close the bases and shut the door on #AUKUS. #auspol
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The #PedophileInChief just sent international law down the gurgler @albomp.bsky.social, you really need to get your head out of your arse & take a look at what is happening.
Time to break the 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 nexus, close the bases and shut the door on #AUKUS. #auspol
Time to break the 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 nexus, close the bases and shut the door on #AUKUS. #auspol
International law down the gurgler.
The US has "captured" Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife during an early-morning raid...
And (drum-roll) Trump says the US "will run" Venezuela for the forseeable future.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
The US has "captured" Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife during an early-morning raid...
And (drum-roll) Trump says the US "will run" Venezuela for the forseeable future.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Live: Trump says US 'will run' Venezuela after Maduro 'captured' in daring raid
The US has "captured" Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife during an early-morning raid, which saw US military strike targets within the capital Caracas and in several other states. Follow...
www.abc.net.au
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
International law down the gurgler.
The US has "captured" Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife during an early-morning raid...
And (drum-roll) Trump says the US "will run" Venezuela for the forseeable future.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
The US has "captured" Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife during an early-morning raid...
And (drum-roll) Trump says the US "will run" Venezuela for the forseeable future.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
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By: Theydon Bois on Friday, January 2, 2026
By: Theydon Bois on Friday, January 2, 2026
FOOTBALL | 2025-26 Premier League Predictions Week 20 Express Edition
2025-26 Premier League Predictions Week 20 are here and featuring our barely interesting stats and visuals.
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January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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By: Theydon Bois on Friday, January 2, 2026
By: Theydon Bois on Friday, January 2, 2026
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By: Kaaps Loche on Thursday, January 1, 2026
By: Kaaps Loche on Thursday, January 1, 2026
JOTY 2025 | People win 2025 Jerk of the Year
Voting has closed, and the loyal readers of The Gurgler have decided that the ultimate 2025 Jerk of the Year is People in general.
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January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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By: Kaaps Loche on Thursday, January 1, 2026
By: Kaaps Loche on Thursday, January 1, 2026
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By: Kaaps Loche on Thursday, January 1, 2026
By: Kaaps Loche on Thursday, January 1, 2026
POTY 2025 | Gurgler 2025 Person of the Year – Ray Stone
Dolphins NRL hard man wins The Gurgler 2025 Person of the Year to the scorn of the great man himself, hating this more than scoring tries.
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January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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By: Kaaps Loche on Thursday, January 1, 2026
By: Kaaps Loche on Thursday, January 1, 2026
I mean obviously it's sonething I never shut up about, but it still feels nice when friends call me stuff like "girl gurgler" or "girl muncher" 🥰
It's true! Adult human women are the staple of my diet! If I don't eat at least one live woman a week I'll die probably!
#vore
It's true! Adult human women are the staple of my diet! If I don't eat at least one live woman a week I'll die probably!
#vore
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I mean obviously it's sonething I never shut up about, but it still feels nice when friends call me stuff like "girl gurgler" or "girl muncher" 🥰
It's true! Adult human women are the staple of my diet! If I don't eat at least one live woman a week I'll die probably!
#vore
It's true! Adult human women are the staple of my diet! If I don't eat at least one live woman a week I'll die probably!
#vore
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By: Max Layne on Wednesday, December 31, 2025
By: Max Layne on Wednesday, December 31, 2025
SPORT | The Gurgler’s 2025 Sports Awards
The Gurgler's biggest and blurest moments from the sporting world is here with our big 2025 Sports Awards winners celebrated.
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December 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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By: Max Layne on Wednesday, December 31, 2025
By: Max Layne on Wednesday, December 31, 2025
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By: Theydon Bois on Monday, December 29, 2025
By: Theydon Bois on Monday, December 29, 2025
FOOTBALL | 2025-26 Premier League Predictions Week 19 Midweek Special
2025-26 Premier League Predictions Week 19 are here and featuring our barely interesting stats and visuals.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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By: Theydon Bois on Monday, December 29, 2025
By: Theydon Bois on Monday, December 29, 2025
📚THE GURGLER: Read the New Book on Amazon Kindle! www.amazon.com/dp/B0F4H751WW
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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someone needs to have a word with the groundskeeper. wow! that's a lot of money down the gurgler, esp. because it's melbourne! 36 wickets in 2 days... mmm... no. good work from the bowlers taking advantage of it, though, i guess!
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
someone needs to have a word with the groundskeeper. wow! that's a lot of money down the gurgler, esp. because it's melbourne! 36 wickets in 2 days... mmm... no. good work from the bowlers taking advantage of it, though, i guess!
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By: Theydon Bois on Tuesday, December 23, 2025
By: Theydon Bois on Tuesday, December 23, 2025
FOOTBALL | 2025-26 Premier League Predictions Week 18 Boxing Day Special
2025-26 Premier League Predictions Week 18 are here and featuring our barely interesting stats and visuals.
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December 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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By: Theydon Bois on Tuesday, December 23, 2025
By: Theydon Bois on Tuesday, December 23, 2025
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By: Theydon Bois on Wednesday, December 24, 2025
By: Theydon Bois on Wednesday, December 24, 2025
F1 | 2025 F1 Season Review – Driver of the Year & Stats
We wrap up the 2025 F1 season with a 2025 F1 Season Review featuring Driver of the Year, Best & Blurst driver + 2025 F1 season stats wrap up
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December 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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By: Theydon Bois on Wednesday, December 24, 2025
By: Theydon Bois on Wednesday, December 24, 2025
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By: Theydon Bois on Friday, December 19, 2025
By: Theydon Bois on Friday, December 19, 2025
FOOTBALL | 2025-26 Premier League Predictions Week 17
2025-26 Premier League Predictions Week 16 are here and featuring our barely interesting stats and visuals.
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December 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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By: Theydon Bois on Friday, December 19, 2025
By: Theydon Bois on Friday, December 19, 2025
The gurgler is a classic!
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The gurgler is a classic!