#hornyposts
Also I do think Ramadhan is a pretty good time for me to unplug again and go back to the habit of being offline like I did last December. But you should add me on discord so I don't miss your hornyposts. Just saying,
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 AM
OUGHGJFJJF I'M GLAD OOMFIE

genuinely even if my hornyposts bring someone some level of joy then my job has been done correctly 🎉🎉🎉 self doubt is evil but the horny is powerful!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
i would love to see you post more! i obviously cant speak for everyone but i love love love seeing you share your embarrassing thoughts and hornyposts <3
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Who here is smart? Everyone just makes bad jokes or hornyposts on this thing
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Using my skills as a saleswoman to convince a lizard to facefuck a cuck who hornyposts
February 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
It’s still hard for me to make genuine hornyposts because until I’ve actually had sex it feels like I’m larping
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I think I'm too cynical for the "internet dom" life because all hornyposts including my own read like this to me 90% of the time
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I am not just one thing i am not jist 10 things i contsin multitudes and i am becoming more the totality of that daily on purpose which is why i refuse to stick to just hornyposts or just history or just politics or just... anything! I am all i am, finally, and that is beautiful.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
yea that's what i was thinkin too, stops em getting buried by all the hornyposts lol
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I haven't talked before about my weird relationship with "hornyposts", right? The TL;DR is I like them for non-horny reasons (and the TL;DR of _that_ is they would totally get good grades in my classes)
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Today's intrusive thought is that there's two kinds of hornyposts: those that make you go "aww what a cute couple" and those that make you go "wait, should I be encouraging this?"
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I haven't talked before about my weird relationship with "hornyposts", right? The TL;DR is I like them for non-horny reasons (and the TL;DR of *that* is they would totally get good grades in my classes)
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Today's intrusive thought is that there's two kinds of hornyposts: those that make you go "aww what a cute couple" and those that make you go "wait, should I be encouraging this?"
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I know I've been making a lot of the most blatant hornyposts ever lately but sometimes that's literally just where my brain is at I can't help it
January 28, 2026 at 12:48 AM
normalizing trans bodies is good but tbh a lot of trans hornyposts just feel like woke fetishization
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Horny madposts and mad hornyposts are 90% of
RW discourse

bsky.app/profile/shak...
"Always angry and horny about it or horny and angry about it"
-@Millerheighlife
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I disagree with the premise. The first 4 types all have hybrids of eachother. Smart dumbposts, mad hornyposts, etc.
January 25, 2026 at 9:16 AM
she hornyposts when she can’t hornyboast
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
meet me here in ten hours for hornyposts
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Don’t know if y’all know this, but having to wear a full post-surgery gauze dressing over your entire ear for at least a week fucking sucks (*cries*)...

Sorry folks, but there’s no way in hell any new hornyposts are coming until I’m free of this wretched thing…
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 PM
anytime someone says something like this i Know the algorithm considers them tranny lover #1 because how else are you getting random trans woman hornyposts on your discover feed. i know what you are
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Even if noone else does ill shit out 7 days of hornyposts for my mans
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Everyone wants to fuck the leggy eye creature, and you're all coming to me in my DMs about it. But that's what the reply function on posts are for. If you want artists to draw more hornyposts, you need to encourage them.
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
our mood for teasing/kink flirting has kinda crashed due to brain things, so despite the random hornyposts that seem contrary, im probably going to not be responding/acknowledging those kinds of messages, selectively at least.

feeling sex/kink-adverse at the moment.
January 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
also surround yourself with people who will give you good feedback on your delusional hornyposts and microfics
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM