i only think they must eat because living things need to eat something. do they photosynthesize like a plant? or are they some kind of golem?
February 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
i only think they must eat because living things need to eat something. do they photosynthesize like a plant? or are they some kind of golem?
yea, this semester has all of That Good Shit (aka im taking my first humanities course after 4 years of straight STEM and i feel alive again) ((plus we had an entire day of sunlight, so i got to go outside n photosynthesize))
February 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
yea, this semester has all of That Good Shit (aka im taking my first humanities course after 4 years of straight STEM and i feel alive again) ((plus we had an entire day of sunlight, so i got to go outside n photosynthesize))
They can photosynthesize with the solar panel. Our new friend is eating with us.
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
They can photosynthesize with the solar panel. Our new friend is eating with us.
[Digi-Pi is outside instead of eating.
Their solar panel can miraculously photosynthesize their food.]
Their solar panel can miraculously photosynthesize their food.]
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
[Digi-Pi is outside instead of eating.
Their solar panel can miraculously photosynthesize their food.]
Their solar panel can miraculously photosynthesize their food.]
65 million years ago an asteroid hit planet Earth sending up dust clouds that blocked out the sun for decades.
Plants were no longer able to photosynthesize and died out. Mega fauna over 25kg/55lb followed.
This caused a fungal bloom which released spores which
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Plants were no longer able to photosynthesize and died out. Mega fauna over 25kg/55lb followed.
This caused a fungal bloom which released spores which
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February 16, 2026 at 6:20 AM
65 million years ago an asteroid hit planet Earth sending up dust clouds that blocked out the sun for decades.
Plants were no longer able to photosynthesize and died out. Mega fauna over 25kg/55lb followed.
This caused a fungal bloom which released spores which
(1/2)
Plants were no longer able to photosynthesize and died out. Mega fauna over 25kg/55lb followed.
This caused a fungal bloom which released spores which
(1/2)
Sunday. The gangs all here. Moist and ready to photosynthesize.
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Sunday. The gangs all here. Moist and ready to photosynthesize.
Researchers investigate 'bright green' wall discovered deep in caves of New Mexico: 'Untouched for 49 million years': Researchers have discovered cyanobacteria in New Mexico's Carlsbad Caverns that photosynthesize using near-infrared light, a spectrum invisible to hum… https://ranked.news/178036?u=b
February 15, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Researchers investigate 'bright green' wall discovered deep in caves of New Mexico: 'Untouched for 49 million years': Researchers have discovered cyanobacteria in New Mexico's Carlsbad Caverns that photosynthesize using near-infrared light, a spectrum invisible to hum… https://ranked.news/178036?u=b
I have a legitimate complaint about the super bowl halftime show finally
I think you should have to pick a kingdom. Plant or animal. If you can vote, you shouldn't be able to photosynthesize. It's just not fair.
I think you should have to pick a kingdom. Plant or animal. If you can vote, you shouldn't be able to photosynthesize. It's just not fair.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I have a legitimate complaint about the super bowl halftime show finally
I think you should have to pick a kingdom. Plant or animal. If you can vote, you shouldn't be able to photosynthesize. It's just not fair.
I think you should have to pick a kingdom. Plant or animal. If you can vote, you shouldn't be able to photosynthesize. It's just not fair.
Yes, you read that right; GREEN BARK. The leaves are the smallest among deciduous trees and don't photosynthesize well so it makes up for it by using it's bark to do the rest of the photosynthesis the leaves can't. This makes it super unique and striking against the tan and orange of the desert.
February 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Yes, you read that right; GREEN BARK. The leaves are the smallest among deciduous trees and don't photosynthesize well so it makes up for it by using it's bark to do the rest of the photosynthesis the leaves can't. This makes it super unique and striking against the tan and orange of the desert.
Pine trees can still breathe even when covered in hoarfrost, but their metabolic activity is significantly-slowed down. While hoarfrost coats the needles, it does not completely-seal the stomata; allowing the tree to continue to respire and, if there is sufficient sunlight, photosynthesize.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Pine trees can still breathe even when covered in hoarfrost, but their metabolic activity is significantly-slowed down. While hoarfrost coats the needles, it does not completely-seal the stomata; allowing the tree to continue to respire and, if there is sufficient sunlight, photosynthesize.
New marble/snow queen
https://www.allforgardening.com/1604809/new-marble-snow-queen/
Just got this new marble queen and looking at this sub made me realize just how variegated it is. Anyway my only concern is how little chlorophyll there is. Will it be able to photosynthesize enough with just …
https://www.allforgardening.com/1604809/new-marble-snow-queen/
Just got this new marble queen and looking at this sub made me realize just how variegated it is. Anyway my only concern is how little chlorophyll there is. Will it be able to photosynthesize enough with just …
New marble/snow queen - All For Gardening
Just got this new marble queen and looking at this sub made me realize just how variegated it is. Anyway my only concern is how little chlorophyll there is.
www.allforgardening.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
New marble/snow queen
https://www.allforgardening.com/1604809/new-marble-snow-queen/
Just got this new marble queen and looking at this sub made me realize just how variegated it is. Anyway my only concern is how little chlorophyll there is. Will it be able to photosynthesize enough with just …
https://www.allforgardening.com/1604809/new-marble-snow-queen/
Just got this new marble queen and looking at this sub made me realize just how variegated it is. Anyway my only concern is how little chlorophyll there is. Will it be able to photosynthesize enough with just …
The plant needed more space to grow, they expand in the sun to better photosynthesize
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The plant needed more space to grow, they expand in the sun to better photosynthesize
I think the best thing I said in this was "you can't photosynthesize"
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February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I think the best thing I said in this was "you can't photosynthesize"
Gonna learn how to photosynthesize so that I can eat even when I’m too sleepy to cook
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Gonna learn how to photosynthesize so that I can eat even when I’m too sleepy to cook
Question: If I stopped eating completely and somehow became immune to starvation, how long would it take to buy a house with the money I'm saving on meals?
I guess I'll just learn to photosynthesize, thanks for the tip.
I guess I'll just learn to photosynthesize, thanks for the tip.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Question: If I stopped eating completely and somehow became immune to starvation, how long would it take to buy a house with the money I'm saving on meals?
I guess I'll just learn to photosynthesize, thanks for the tip.
I guess I'll just learn to photosynthesize, thanks for the tip.
They should be learning to photosynthesize.
Have they tried eating air and drinking nothing???
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
They should be learning to photosynthesize.
a curious and energetic little girl, love to explore new thing but scared of dark. Thing that makes her unique, is how she recharge her energy, by sunbathing, because she believed that humans also need to photosynthesize to thrive. often lost in forest near her hometown qhwn she explore too much.
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
a curious and energetic little girl, love to explore new thing but scared of dark. Thing that makes her unique, is how she recharge her energy, by sunbathing, because she believed that humans also need to photosynthesize to thrive. often lost in forest near her hometown qhwn she explore too much.
Wish I could photosynthesize, I just think it'd be rad
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Wish I could photosynthesize, I just think it'd be rad
Yknow what, no more sustenance for you anymore. photosynthesize from here on out.
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Yknow what, no more sustenance for you anymore. photosynthesize from here on out.
Leaf 1/10
❌Does not photosynthesize
❌Does not crunch crunch when stepped on in the fall
✅ Can be green, brown, red, or yellow
❌ Can be not green, brown, red, or yellow.
❌Does not photosynthesize
❌Does not crunch crunch when stepped on in the fall
✅ Can be green, brown, red, or yellow
❌ Can be not green, brown, red, or yellow.
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Leaf 1/10
❌Does not photosynthesize
❌Does not crunch crunch when stepped on in the fall
✅ Can be green, brown, red, or yellow
❌ Can be not green, brown, red, or yellow.
❌Does not photosynthesize
❌Does not crunch crunch when stepped on in the fall
✅ Can be green, brown, red, or yellow
❌ Can be not green, brown, red, or yellow.
why do i have to eat why can’t i just photosynthesize or something
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
why do i have to eat why can’t i just photosynthesize or something
true, luckily I learned how to photosynthesize glucose so I don't care what happens to farmers
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
true, luckily I learned how to photosynthesize glucose so I don't care what happens to farmers
appropriately named, this album feels like lying on the grass on the first warm day of spring. music to photosynthesize to.
chuckjohnson.bandcamp.com/album/sun-gl...
chuckjohnson.bandcamp.com/album/sun-gl...
Sun Glories, by Chuck Johnson
6 track album
chuckjohnson.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
appropriately named, this album feels like lying on the grass on the first warm day of spring. music to photosynthesize to.
chuckjohnson.bandcamp.com/album/sun-gl...
chuckjohnson.bandcamp.com/album/sun-gl...
Thank you! I was inspired by the way moss can still photosynthesize while covered by a blanket of snow 💛
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Thank you! I was inspired by the way moss can still photosynthesize while covered by a blanket of snow 💛