Maybe Snapchat had a rapture. A Snapture, perhaps?
Yeah right… of course you "lost" all your "friends"…
October 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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rapture? more like napture 😴
oh snapture!
oh snapture!
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I can see Rocket saying “Snapture” like once, and everyone being like “Dude, not cool.”
September 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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When I talk about the Snapture I mean the giant snapping turtle kaiju that does coke and partied so.hard they refuse to die
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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"the snapture" manages in a single neologism to be more hack than anything in any of the Avengers films and two of those were written by Joss Whedon remember
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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The Snapture would have been pure gold.
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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also: "the snapture" is a fucking stupid word, and thank fuck Disney doesn't use fucking twitter discourse to write their films
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Fuck dude. The snapture is perfect.
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Today I am thinking about Zoofights and The Snapture
September 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Even with that first quoted point, the Blip also doesn't describe what happened, like at all. If not Snapture, than something like "the Dusting", or "the Ashashination"
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Apparently Kevin Feige has retconned the Blip/Snap thing and the Snap is when Thanos makes folks disappear and the Blip is when Hulk brings them back, so Snapture still works... when the timing is just right.
www.ign.com/articles/201...
www.ign.com/articles/201...
Marvel's Kevin Feige Explains Difference Between The Snap vs. The Blip - IGN
Marvel Studios' Kevin Feige has cleared up the difference between The Snap and The Blip.
www.ign.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Anyone know when the Snapture/Rapture is happening today? I want to make sure I'm outside watching...
September 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Snapture is so much better than The Blip.
Now seems an appropriate time to note that I coined the term “The Snapture” in re Thanos’ disappearing half of the universe’s occupants and yet Marvel decided that it would instead have characters refer to the event in question as “The Blip,” which is terrible and dumb and lacks any goddamn poetry.
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I keep trying to make "The Snapture" happen....
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Now seems an appropriate time to note that I coined the term “The Snapture” in re Thanos’ disappearing half of the universe’s occupants and yet Marvel decided that it would instead have characters refer to the event in question as “The Blip,” which is terrible and dumb and lacks any goddamn poetry.
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Guy who holds the MCU in as high of regard as the Bible learning about the end times
Call that the snapture
Call that the snapture
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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MCU: “the snapture”
The fapture
September 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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You know. This is Disney’s/ Marvel’s fault. The Thanos Snapture sure fucked everything up.
Just the dumbest timeline. Ever.
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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What if this Rapture is actually The Snap ... "The Snapture"?
That would be almost a weird as ... the Moon turning inexplicably into cheese.
That would be almost a weird as ... the Moon turning inexplicably into cheese.
September 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Earth-19999, entertainment after the Snapture got weird.
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The Snapture
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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The Worst Chris is doing his best impression of Peter Quill when he only thinks of himself, helping Thanos do the Snapture.
August 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Follow up on #OhioState wrestling team sex abuse scandal post!
Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can't Jordan & tRump get "Coldplayed"!
#gotcha'd #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can't Jordan & tRump get "Coldplayed"!
#gotcha'd #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
I know the sex scandal zone is flooded, but this @rabcarian.bsky.social column on the Ohio State wrestling team sex abuse scandal, with a graphic lead anecdote from a new film, is very much worth reading. www.yahoo.com/news/abcaria...
Abcarian: A new film about the Ohio State wrestling team sex abuse scandal indicts those who looked away
Former wrestlers aren't done accusing their old coach, Rep. Jim Jordan, now chair of the House Judiciary Committee, of failing to help them.
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July 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Jim Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can’t Jordan & tRump get “Coldplayed”!
#gotcha’d #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
Can’t Jordan & tRump get “Coldplayed”!
#gotcha’d #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
July 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Da, gibt’s scheinbar auch schon offiziell. 😆
July 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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