The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4
@386dx4.bsky.social
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"Twitter... shit, I'm still only in Twitter. Everytime I think I'm gonna log on back in Livejournal... I wanted a social media platform, and for my sins, they gave me one"
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MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
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MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

#BlockAndMoveOn
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Holy crap I need the Turnpike Girl sticker in my life but I'm on the other coast D:
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moderator: we ask the candidates, would you rather have $1 or $2

mamdani: $2 that way i have $1 to share with another new yorker

sliwa: i got shot 8 times trying to withdraw money of an atm. $0

cuomo, looking at the wrong camera: well look geez you know me i have $1 days and i have $2 days
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
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GHOST OF ME: (watching my corpse get tossed atop a huge pile of bodies) let's fuckin goooo king of the pile
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mamdani just proved that we're not hating cuomo enough. we can do better
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This is like if Michael Moore and Tom Green had a baby and raised him steeped in the modern
“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.”

Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
It's not "sitting on the shelf in a backlog," it's "long term investment in the event that GSC goes under"
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
Something something lee kee kum blah blah blah urologist
"I wanted a shitpost, and for my sins, they gave me one."
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Oh you've eaten "pad see ew"? Have you ever taken a girl to "see" your "pad" without her going "ew" lmao