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Adam [Last Name]
@adamkingxv.bsky.social
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I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of jokes and memes Reward my bullshit at http://kingshirt.biz
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He doesn't want to be around anymore.
Quincy Morris hive rise up
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with his trusty Bowie knife!!
Always incredible that the first thing they adapt out is THE COWBOY THAT KILLS DRACULA
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
*classic 80s movie balding with glasses scientist, tie and lab coat flapping in the breeze*

"It-It's just an effect of the nostalgia you hold for your childhood!"
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Dangling a Reese’s scientist off a balcony Suge Knight style until they explain why the pumpkin peanut butter cups taste better than the normal ones
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Ghosts and goblins are nothing. The real Halloween horror was seeing ScanDisk run when you just wanted to play Doom.
Also, I hope not the bottom one. That was an inside joke I've forgotten to take down.
I've still got my website at kingshirt.biz with a bunch of great (dumb) shirt designs and hopefully more soon if my regular job lets up.

I'm currently wearing my Dracula design. I'm not just the CEO I'm also a member!
King T-Shirts Syndicate
kingshirt.biz
Everything about this is Peak. Including the mandate that all old-timey companies had to be one normal name and one moderately wacky one.
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They don't make underwear catalogues like they used to.
Shout out to the girl in full zombie make-up heading to, I assume, work at 7am on the 1 train
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
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Some of the Halloween themed radical posters seen around Sydney this week.
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
First poster for ‘Scream 7’

In theaters February 27
I'd beat your dorkwad ass for this but my back thing is acting up again
If not nazi why nazi shaped?
They're gonna flip when they hear about "unc"
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If not aunt, why aunt shaped
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Or how about this: a movie in which every member of the E Street Band uses a special skill to pull off a heist.