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Adam [Last Name]

@adamkingxv.bsky.social

620 followers 210 following 6.7K posts

I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of jokes and memes Reward my bullshit at http://kingshirt.biz

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Adam [Last Name] @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 4h

He doesn't want to be around anymore.

Adam [Last Name] @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 1d

Quincy Morris hive rise up

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1d

with his trusty Bowie knife!!

Will, Everybody's Pal @uncleshouty.bsky.social · 1d

Always incredible that the first thing they adapt out is THE COWBOY THAT KILLS DRACULA

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Apple Bottom Jings @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · Nov 30

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

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Adam [Last Name] @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 1d

*classic 80s movie balding with glasses scientist, tie and lab coat flapping in the breeze*

"It-It's just an effect of the nostalgia you hold for your childhood!"

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

Dangling a Reese’s scientist off a balcony Suge Knight style until they explain why the pumpkin peanut butter cups taste better than the normal ones

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 1d

Ghosts and goblins are nothing. The real Halloween horror was seeing ScanDisk run when you just wanted to play Doom.

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Adam [Last Name] @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 1d

Also, I hope not the bottom one. That was an inside joke I've forgotten to take down.

Adam [Last Name] @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 1d

Just one!?

Adam [Last Name] @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 1d

I've still got my website at kingshirt.biz with a bunch of great (dumb) shirt designs and hopefully more soon if my regular job lets up.

I'm currently wearing my Dracula design. I'm not just the CEO I'm also a member!

King T-Shirts Syndicate

kingshirt.biz

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Adam [Last Name] @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 1d

Everything about this is Peak. Including the mandate that all old-timey companies had to be one normal name and one moderately wacky one.

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 3d

They don't make underwear catalogues like they used to.

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Adam [Last Name] @adamkingxv.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to the girl in full zombie make-up heading to, I assume, work at 7am on the 1 train

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 2d

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.