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@amagire.bsky.social

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Werewolf consultant, tacomancer, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · Jan 24

illustration: across a field of flowers, with stars in the background, a rainbow unicorn with a horse skull for a face lunges forward with its horn gleaming. a banner in trans flag colors wrapped around the unicorn's neck says TRANS LIBERATION NOW.

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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 1h

It was a good day to go outside 🍄🍂🍁🐸

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 1h

no better time

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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 2h

yeah, I reckon this works

black and white picture of a model cave with foreground and background stalagmite and stalactite elements giving an illusion of depth.

another view of the same models from a different angle.

third view with the focus centred on a wide-mouthed Roper or stalactite mimic.

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Nicky Flowers @nickyflowers.com · 1h

oh PLEASE ratio me. PLEASE cancel me online, i'm 40 or 50 years old and i have nothing else. melting down over posts is all i have. i'm desperate for attention. please. please. please — My Latest Piece For The Atlantic

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Sara Charles @saracharles.bsky.social · 4h

Homegrown madder pigment. It's wonderful to create medieval pigment from something grown in your garden #bookhistory #medievalpigments #medievalsky

Dried madder roots in a bowl on some scales

Madder pigment being mulled on a glass slab

Madder pigment surrounded by examples of dried paint on paper and parchment

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 1h

numbering posts "1/?" should be a clinical sign of twitter poisoning

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 1h

BUCKLE UP TWITTER-style longthreads with a gif accompanying every text post of an excruciatingly overwrought anecdote, "1/27", as far as the eye could see. it was a dark time

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cuuuurse-ty 🕯️ @curses.zone · 2h

i don't want much. i just want people to take the "the american gestapo is abusing people who are here legally" thought and cut it down to the first six words

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 1h

some people started doing it "for the algorithm", i.e. visibility, on twitter, and just don't break the habit even when they're only talking to one person

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 2h

"you have used up your 3 free articles for this month" I have never been to this website, do you really think lying to me will make me want to subscribe

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Ian Hell Damnskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 2h

we're all familiar with MILFs, but rarely do we discuss its inverse, the FILM, or a "fuck I'd like to mother," which is when a woman turns a shitty dude into a project

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 2h

Wrote a thread about when worked at Amazon in proximity to Bezos when he was transitioning from a little dork with issues and money to the disconnected unquestioned tyrant brand he became. You're right, so much of it was yes men and inoculating himself from hearing from normal people

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · Oct 27

In 2006-7 I worked for Jeff Bezos. I only interacted with him in bi-weekly meetings, and this is over 15 years ago now, so he's only gotten more like this, but trust me when I tell you: Jeff Bezos isn't a person. Technically he is human, but that's as far as goes. He is a brand. 🧵

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Oct 27

Racking my brain to come up with the least crazy “personal” reason Jeff Bezos wants to get to Mars…

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 2h

how to get me to read your book

Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 2h

For every review of Wolf of Withervale that says, “Disgusting. The love interest is a fat man. I was repulsed and couldn’t finish it,” I also get messages saying, “As a large man (or lover of big men) I felt seen for the first time.” Fuck the haters—make the art that is for you and yours.

Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 2h

yeah that happens to me all the time. blot up what you can, dump baking soda on the rest, and when it's dry, scrub with cold water, otherwise the stain will be permanent

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 2h

so is the more internet-famous person taking advantage of the lowbie somehow in this scenario, or is the person with fewer followers abusing their influencer partner's clout access for more attention than they deserve, I've really never been sure which way it's supposed to work

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Colton the fish squeezer🐟🪴📚🏕️🐝 @fishsqueezer.bsky.social · 3h

Congratulations to the happy couple.

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One tall, partially deliquesced shaggy mane mushroom that looks like an open partial dripping black liquid grows next to a slightly shorter, full figured mushroom that is still pristine. They're both growing in grass.

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 3h

ilu shaggymanes

Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 4h

that's the best way to approach the internet generally

Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 4h

she's into "truecrime" and thinks every abandoned child seat at the edge of a Walmart parking lot is an abduction attempt in progress, also she believes aliens are real and trying to communicate with her in light flickers. you just can't make a dent with Reasonable Practical Tips

Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 4h

ruining the classic Funnee Joke ("dunno why I bother washing the dog if she smells worse when she's wet") with "because you are very bad at it. wash her again and try getting the water/soap all the way to her skin this time, and make sure you rinse her just as well"

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 4h

yeah, my cousin was ruining her husky mix's hair with one of those clipper-guard-on-a-handle things so I tried to explain linebrushing and she was like "hm. doesn't that take a long time tho" and went right back to the furminator. bet she doesn't tip her groomer either

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 4h

depending on the steel & forging process, there's a small chance of the blade delaminating/splitting under the kind of force it takes to carve wood; also a 100% chance @theuglymachine.bsky.social will yell at me

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 4h

damascus steel woodcarving knife

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 4h

you know what rules? film cameras

Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 4h

bitch what

Onedrive settings. A toggle for using AI to detect and identify faces is set to on. The caption says, you can only turn off this setting 3 times per year.

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 4h

I was like "wait I bathe mine at home ):" for eight seconds then I Remembered

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