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amateurexpertop.bsky.social
"khan" fandom over, bringing this guy back
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amateurexpertop.bsky.social
a week past the pull date
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amateurexpertop.bsky.social
either Gov. Pritzker demands the IL State Police chief's resignation by EOD for collaborating with ICE, or the big guy's resistance leader cred is going to take a critical hit
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junlper.beer
setting aside the fact that they just don’t know what jokes are, this gives a big insight into the mind of white nationalists. they are deeply paranoid about the idea of being percieved as anything other than Epic Stoics
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.

I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
If our TV networks had not been captured by the right wing, some very easy journalism would be to play this clip besides a very not on fire Portland and then tell viewers that the President of the United States is living in an alternate reality.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
amateurexpertop.bsky.social
"khan" fandom over, bringing this guy back
amateurexpertop.bsky.social
Lauren why are you trying to stir up shit, in these troubled times
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
My wife is playing music videos on the tv and Gangster’s Paradise is an absurdly funny video when they aren’t showing the clips from dangerous minds, the entire concept is that Michelle Pfeiffer asks Coolio what’s going on and he raps a whole song at her while she sits backwards on a chair
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palecur.bsky.social
it's becoming apparent that there exists an amount of money that is literally a cognitohazard and confiscatory taxation is essentially a medical intervention at that point
helldude.bsky.social
i think it's apparent that the lack of any consequences or guardrails or competition or any constraints whatsoever for these freaks has made them mottled and rancid (see, eg, good times, soft men or whatever). no one will tell them they look stupid or that their ideas are stupid. played themselves
helldude.bsky.social
you will do joy my way or the highway
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amateurexpertop.bsky.social
a week past the pull date
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amateurexpertop.bsky.social
either Gov. Pritzker demands the IL State Police chief's resignation by EOD for collaborating with ICE, or the big guy's resistance leader cred is going to take a critical hit
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helldude.bsky.social
i think it's apparent that the lack of any consequences or guardrails or competition or any constraints whatsoever for these freaks has made them mottled and rancid (see, eg, good times, soft men or whatever). no one will tell them they look stupid or that their ideas are stupid. played themselves
helldude.bsky.social
you will do joy my way or the highway
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helldude.bsky.social
we are literally besieged in all aspects of american life by unrestrained plutocrats who themselves are surrounded by toadies and sycophants, not one person there to tell them that their hair looks idiotic, their plan to invade portland is insane, that their AI does not work. bring back hard truths
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
It's maddening to know that, let's say elections actually happen and Republicans lose and this entire coup is self-thwarted, all these politicians and lobbyists and media talking heads etc etc will all still have jobs. And that all these ICE thugs won't be in jail.
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Even Democrats won't just say the emperor has no clothes. And this is the last fucking dude I want to see naked and so nobody speaking up at how naked he is is absurd. Everyone that isn't in the GOP payroll should be saying this is a fascist dictator who has ALSO lost his already fractional mind
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Guy on CNN: but if Mr Nibbles was real Senator Warren, wouldn’t it be a mistake to let him provide free healthcare to illegal immigrants?
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
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kendrawrites.com
So yes, I think these men have no use for other humans - they wouldn't be so obsessed with robots if they did - and they want to eliminate creative work. But the other half of "why can't they make labor easier" is they don't do a lot of that labor. They invented the roomba and called it a day.
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notdred.bsky.social
One surreally insane thing about the current moment is that when you go through a TSA checkpoint Kristi Noem is talking propaganda to you the whole time on multiple screens around you
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hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
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kendrawrites.com
In theory the kitchen should be the easiest space on the planet to clean and it's not because it's designed by men who don't use kitchens. That's it.

Don't get me started on how if I'm not careful my fish slips into a corner of my freezer that requires me to remove the freezer basket to reach
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kendrawrites.com
I think that's part of it but the other part is it's men -and in this case especially rich men - and they already don't do those tasks, so they don't see them. This is why we're getting Samsung TV's with ads and not fridges that remind us to eat the lettuce before it spoils
jspumpkins.bsky.social
This is the tell that they don't want people with creative capacity. They want menials and drones that they can use extract wealth from their lives and labors, then discard before the next quarterly report.

The actual cruel burden is the point.
faineg.bsky.social
it’s said all the time but I think we should continue to hammer home how insane it is that we got dead-eyed bros trying to sell us robots that will free us from the supposedly cruel burden of “creative careers” instead of the actual cruel burden of “doing menial household chores”
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slackermom.bsky.social
Was just at a neighborhood school at dismissal. Hundreds of people with whistles surrounding the school and stationed down every block making sure ICE doesn’t snatch anyone. The same is happening at all the schools around here. I love my neighborhood and I love Chicago.
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dreamweasel.bsky.social
TEN COMPLAINTS OF ICE AGENTS

10. The mainstream media has brainwashed everyone we meet into believing that there’s something bad about rounding up the migrants and throwing them into camps

9. You shoot ONE protesting pastor with a pepper ball, and suddenly you’re the bad guys