Mothra Teresa
@assistantfatso.bsky.social
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I'm too serious to be a dilettante and too much a dabbler to be a professional
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assistantfatso.bsky.social
Incredible! What was your favorite run?
assistantfatso.bsky.social
Ellie Sattler would go shoulder deep
assistantfatso.bsky.social
Brown butter morning bun, I love you
Holding a brown butter morning bun in my left hand
assistantfatso.bsky.social
I honestly should have. I also should have air fried it for a couple of minutes to warm it up instead of just eating it cold
assistantfatso.bsky.social
When getting late night Taco Bell, make sure to get an extra caramel apple empanada for breakfast
My hand holding a caramel apple empanada
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gjmaupin.bsky.social
I will never not repost this when it rolls by.
adamcsharp.bsky.social
And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...
Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that’s when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everyone else.
assistantfatso.bsky.social
The Crying Game soundtrack/ELO
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assistantfatso.bsky.social
A second Grindhouse mini/follow up to Leah Williams’ X-terminators but psychobiddy this time would go so fucking hard.
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bakoon.bsky.social
they did a cat scan on this lady and the computer just made a slide whistle sound
sallyjenx.bsky.social
He argued with civility. It's a start.
patrickhruby.bsky.social
What disagreements, exactly, was he bridging via his work and words?
assistantfatso.bsky.social
The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman (2006)
weegee.bsky.social
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?
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thelovelymc.bsky.social
George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
assistantfatso.bsky.social
Oh my god, buy a lottery ticket!
assistantfatso.bsky.social
Well that’s a hell of a silver lining!
assistantfatso.bsky.social
Please report back, I am very much intrigued!
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thelumbersnack.bsky.social
Shakira lowkey Eddie Vedder for girls
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porterkrodgers.bsky.social
The buzz from the Venice Film Festival has been rapturous.