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Freelance muse. Librarian. Perv. Co-host of @itsthehippocket.bsky.social. Occasional writer, frequent talker. All the information is on the task. 🟠🟢🔵 https://boxd.it/5plf ☕️ https://ko-fi.com/aundriaparker 🧷✨🎙⌨️🐙🎞🌿👹🌷💀📼🇺🇦🍉🧿

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 23d

Today is my birthday, and in between my sacrificial ritual to the elder gods, browsing Spirit Halloween, and anxiously maneuvering the collapse of American media, I’m soft launching something entirely new for me that I’m really excited about.

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 8h

Not sure if the take is hot, but he certainly is. 🔥

Stephanie Crawford in the Past Tense 💀 @scrawfish.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t know if this is a hot take or not, but Craig T. Nelson tired?

Craig “Tired” Nelson with those smudged undereyes I just love it.

roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 9h

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 10h

He is! It breaks my heart he didn’t get to do more.

roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 10h

MONSTER SQUAD is my favorite, obviously, but CREEPS is funny and sweet and gross. Love it.

roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 10h

Will never get over how much of the MONSTER SQUAD script is pulled directly out of NIGHT OF THE CREEPS. Of course, since I saw MONSTER SQUAD first and 10x more, it feels the other way around. Brought to you by watching MONSTER SQUAD the other day and NIGHT OF THE CREEPS tonight.

“2000 year old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves!”

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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 10h

energy vampire in the open relationship, call that a polycula

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 1d

My Cabbage Patch doll was named Nicollette Sheridan.

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Lane Moore🧿🕷️ @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 3d

"are you flirting with me or are you like this with everyone?" a classic novel by me starring me

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 3d

Seriously. I mean, I’m also old. But ten years is early easy stuff.

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Richard Pace @rpace.bsky.social · 3d

A few people asked to see the painting I made from the drawing
Gouache on 7x10 watercolour paper (IIRC)

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 4d

“Here Comes Your Man” playing as Dracula raises Frank out of the swamp in MONSTER SQUAD.

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jj skolnik @modernistwitch.myatproto.social · 5d

feel like we can do better than “man these guys are real fatsos” when talking about agents of state violence idk

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 5d

You brought props! Yesss.

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Debra Macki ✨Global Celebrity Makeup Artist 🔮Salem & 🌴LA @debramacki.bsky.social · 5d

If you are visiting Salem for Halloween this year, have fun exploring the indie makers & witchy boutiques. Don’t miss Nocturne, Black Cat Curiosity Shoppe, Emporium 32, Diehl & Marcus, Vampfangs, Hauswitch, The Good Witch, Witch City Broom Co., and Hive & Forge! Support the amazing local artists 🔮💫

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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 6d

Okay. Just a few final tweaks here and there and then drewmcweeny.com will be totally ready.

Formerly Dangerous

The all-purpose home of critic and screenwriter Drew McWeeny

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 7d

It’s Derek Zoolander. bsky.app/profile/aund...

🥀your ghoulfriend gore-igan.⚰️ @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 7d

I am losing my MIND at the voice Charlie Hunnam chose for Ed Gein

roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 7d

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roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 7d

Com’on, it’s October. It’s time.

roly poly lil batfaced girl 🦇 @aundriaparker.bsky.social · 7d

SINISTER is basically perfect. I love this movie and its little black heart. Unflinchingly bleak. Heartfelt and emotional. Original. Absolutely terrifying and radiating dread.

Kyle Clark @kclaw31.bsky.social · 7d

SINISTER is a great spooky season watch. Love that Boards of Canada needle drop. Great atmosphere. Disturbing super 8 reels. Hawke rockin a cardigan. And it was made by cool people. What else do you need?

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Tom Cody @realtomcody.bsky.social · 8d

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Madonna

Promo shot of Alex Winter in THE LOST BOYS

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Vanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 8d

It’s finally here! Check out the full music video for our band Oogladaar’s hit song “Just Another Piece in a Puzzle”! Crazy how we’re number one on every chart! Still can’t believe we knocked Taylor off her number 1 spot. The power of independent art, am I right? youtu.be/_TkGnWv20A4