aundria parker
@aundriaparker.bsky.social
Muse for hire. Librarian. Perv. Cohost of @itsthehippocket.bsky.social. Occasional writer. All the information is on the task.
Yes, I have an alt and yes, you can ask for it.
🟠🟢🔵 https://boxd.it/5plf
☕️ https://ko-fi.com/aundriaparker
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Yes, I have an alt and yes, you can ask for it.
🟠🟢🔵 https://boxd.it/5plf
☕️ https://ko-fi.com/aundriaparker
✨🎙⌨️🐙🎞🌿👹💀📼🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉🧿
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Today is my birthday, and in between my sacrificial ritual to the elder gods, browsing Spirit Halloween, and anxiously maneuvering the collapse of American media, I’m soft launching something entirely new for me that I’m really excited about.
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Their songs are better.
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Their songs are better.
@andyzswart.bsky.social your LB favorites are visually impeccable right now.
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
@andyzswart.bsky.social your LB favorites are visually impeccable right now.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Gorillaz
Tegan & Sara
Interpol
Jay Z
X
Gorillaz
Tegan & Sara
Interpol
Jay Z
X
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Bowie
Iggy
PJ Harvey
Jane’s Addiction
Little Jimmy Scott
Bowie
Iggy
PJ Harvey
Jane’s Addiction
Little Jimmy Scott
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Gorillaz
Tegan & Sara
Interpol
Jay Z
X
Gorillaz
Tegan & Sara
Interpol
Jay Z
X
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Maybe if she didn’t have shit coming out of her mouth all the time, the infection would clear up?
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Maybe if she didn’t have shit coming out of her mouth all the time, the infection would clear up?
Evergreen. 😍
I love Hank Venture so much
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Evergreen. 😍
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What a shit day! 👍
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What a shit day! 👍
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Leonardo: We stopped the Foot Clan!
Raphael: Turtle power!
Donatello: Time for a pizza party!
Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
Botticelli: I can't stop thinking about nude women with nice hips!
Raphael: Turtle power!
Donatello: Time for a pizza party!
Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
Botticelli: I can't stop thinking about nude women with nice hips!
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Leonardo: We stopped the Foot Clan!
Raphael: Turtle power!
Donatello: Time for a pizza party!
Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
Botticelli: I can't stop thinking about nude women with nice hips!
Raphael: Turtle power!
Donatello: Time for a pizza party!
Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
Botticelli: I can't stop thinking about nude women with nice hips!
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New to the store! www.etsy.com/listing/4407...
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New to the store! www.etsy.com/listing/4407...
I’m too autistic for the lack of equivalency on Lad Bible’s Snack Wars.
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m too autistic for the lack of equivalency on Lad Bible’s Snack Wars.
House of Leaves lookin-ass emails.
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
House of Leaves lookin-ass emails.
So very autumnal. 🍂
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So very autumnal. 🍂
Ever since I was 12 and picked up my first copy of Seventeen magazine, I longed to wear flowery dresses with big clunky boots. The absolute height of coolness to me. I’m living the dream today. However. I greatly misjudged a) how short this new dress is and b) how windy it is out tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ever since I was 12 and picked up my first copy of Seventeen magazine, I longed to wear flowery dresses with big clunky boots. The absolute height of coolness to me. I’m living the dream today. However. I greatly misjudged a) how short this new dress is and b) how windy it is out tonight.
Realized this weekend my true sexuality is just Tyler, The Creator covering OutKast.
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Realized this weekend my true sexuality is just Tyler, The Creator covering OutKast.
Full disclosure. There was a twinkle of a moment when I thought about treating myself. (A bear? In a beanie?!) But looking at it online for 10 seconds gave me dopamine and then I reminded myself that Starbucks sucks. Small victories.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Full disclosure. There was a twinkle of a moment when I thought about treating myself. (A bear? In a beanie?!) But looking at it online for 10 seconds gave me dopamine and then I reminded myself that Starbucks sucks. Small victories.
We all know what the sign really says.
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We all know what the sign really says.
In the #SNL opening credits, Marcello Hernández is fucking your girl and it's not subtle. Even though this pic makes it look like he’s in Salem’s Lot.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
In the #SNL opening credits, Marcello Hernández is fucking your girl and it's not subtle. Even though this pic makes it look like he’s in Salem’s Lot.
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Make me stop listening to this remix. YOU WILL NEVER.
November 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Make me stop listening to this remix. YOU WILL NEVER.
Jane magazine, now and forever. Mugshots from Sundance 2007. (Forgive the IG crop.)
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jane magazine, now and forever. Mugshots from Sundance 2007. (Forgive the IG crop.)
Forever favorite @batsyhead.bsky.social got my number today.
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Forever favorite @batsyhead.bsky.social got my number today.
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“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
~ Mr. Rogers
~ Mr. Rogers
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, “Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
~ Mr. Rogers
~ Mr. Rogers
I adore Sam Rockwell, and the novel was an immediate favorite in 2001. Rewatched the movie this year & it still doesn’t quiiite hit for me, but it’s hard to dislike anything with Rockwell, Anjelica Huston, Clark Gregg (his directorial debut, too!), and Brad William Henke at his sweetest.
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I adore Sam Rockwell, and the novel was an immediate favorite in 2001. Rewatched the movie this year & it still doesn’t quiiite hit for me, but it’s hard to dislike anything with Rockwell, Anjelica Huston, Clark Gregg (his directorial debut, too!), and Brad William Henke at his sweetest.