Bando Sparks 🍑
@bandosparks.bsky.social
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Adult alt 😈 40+ he/him 🏋🏼 heteroflexible and ethically non-monogamous Purple-Red Scale of Attraction: E# 2.2 Sex positive guy in leggings 🤠 Feminist, BLM, and LGBTQ ally. Favorite leggings: http://tinyurl.com/agonleggings
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bandosparks.bsky.social
Me picking you up for a date! 🤠
bandosparks.bsky.social
I have the first season (and seasons 2-5) on DVD and it's fascinating watching how quickly the show evolved the order of acts. By the fifth show, it was set in stone and very rarely altered. The first ep is as different as ST:TOS pilot "The Cage" is from the eventual series.
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jlalibs.com
What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
bandosparks.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

The Dixie Pixies
jakevig.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Van Fighters
jakevig.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates
bandosparks.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

The Moody Kinks
thesociophi.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Barenaked Boys
jakevig.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Van Fighters
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dollmaidcrystal.bsky.social
TBF, it’s not like it’s the first sus Christmas ornament Disney’s put out.
A Christmas ornament of Tinkerbelle stuck in a Christmas wreath. She is making a “no, onii-Chan! Not that hole!” face.
bandosparks.bsky.social
I read that as "boobsexual" at first, but am I wrong? 😜
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
bandosparks.bsky.social
Interesting to see him here but Ant was the real thing. He leaned hard into his pretty boy image but I think he was more in on the joke than anybody else. "Goody Two Shoes" was his "Out Of Step" (despite his promiscuous image).
bandosparks.bsky.social
EVERY college student with blue hair and five nose rings I've known could out-debate Kid Rock.
bandosparks.bsky.social
Somebody should warn Astroglide!

(I'm sorry this happened. No joke but that's a massive loss for a small company.)
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dirtyeffinhippy.lianaruppert.com
the sexual tension with a good ‘ol fashioned em dash 🥴
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swop-usa.bsky.social
The focus on pornography and blaming it for every social problem has led to actual predators flying under the radar until it's too late.

Stop blaming porn and start finding actual solutions.
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
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bandosparks.bsky.social
I wanna see how you fold jockstraps 😜
bandosparks.bsky.social
Looks like I've joined the 700 Followers Club. Thank you, everybody!
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aclu.org
ACLU @aclu.org · 1d
The government has executed more people in 2025 than any year in over a decade — and there are five more executions scheduled over the next week.

Just a handful of states are responsible for these executions, and they’re increasingly out of step with public opinion.
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jakevig.bsky.social
Nice to see that they gave the Nobel Prize to the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa. She earned it.
bandosparks.bsky.social
She's a 10 but she uses ULINE products 😒
bandosparks.bsky.social
… a large coil of rope. It was frayed and kinked from many past encounters.
bandosparks.bsky.social
How candy-assed can a dude born in 1972 be? 🧐
bandosparks.bsky.social
There are two zeros missing from that offer.
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