Jason Goes to Hell
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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benedictsred.bsky.social
My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.

Now is the winter of our dish content.
benedictsred.bsky.social
White people be like let me turn on Steely Dan
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meantomyself.bsky.social
I am at a kid birthday party and this kid has such a well-publicized affinity for Canada geese that every attendee so far has arrived with a handmade card with a drawing of one because, as I found out, it's hard to find a birthday card featuring them
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
ever since being laid off I keep dreaming that my mom forgot to call in sick for me at school and there’s a class i’ve never attended and i’m just out solving mysteries hoping that teacher doesn’t care i’ve never shown up.
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
We've profiled you based on your actual profile and it reads disconnectedly as an erotic thriller of the highest intelligence, I might add hilarious. If you ever commit a crime I'll be the first to put red herring in bio, let's alt away together
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unfitz.bsky.social
Waffle House. House of Pancakes.

There’s a whole griddle real estate market out there.
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unfitz.bsky.social
Sorry has no tools.
Sorry has no duct tape.
Sorry doesn’t fix anything.
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meantomyself.bsky.social
Weird how they say that vaccines are bad and the president is good but the president got two vaccines yesterday, I wonder how long it will take before he is forced to wear high heels or starts collecting model trains or whatever they think vaccines do besides save lives
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call
My grandma's old black rotary phone with a long black microwave handle as the receiver
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nursemurderer.bsky.social
take my chronic illness, for example. no take it please (shout out to dangerfield)
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Finally just going to do the account I've always wanted, recipes for dodos where you lick various spices and sauces off of them in a slow chasing style. I suppose it could work with current escargots
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unfitz.bsky.social
Sorry your boyfriend thinks foreplay is a football pregame show.
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
People say mucking foron like it's not how you harvest some extremely rare element from a swamp
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Hey, this guy who is a dear friend is having a very big birthday today! Help me in wishing Sharky the happiest of bdays 🥰
benedictsred.bsky.social
Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there
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im-all-id.me
I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems
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kmillz.lol
is that a snickers in your pocket because i’m starving and if it’s your dick again istg
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kmillz.lol
thinking about her (gwen pepperoni)
benedictsred.bsky.social
Or sternum are my two toughest.
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
here it is, in case you need it