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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 29m

i have been killed and replaced with a simulacrum whose only task is to dip various breads into curry

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 1h

feeling listless, should i join a choir

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🎉 Norm Alman @kamakaziebear.bsky.social · 2h

Interesting (accurate) read on current events.
My takeaway was that the Civil War never actually ended bc the people responsible were never punished and we've been having a civil cold war for the last 150 years thats just boiling over now.

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 12h

when all is said and done it looks reasonably likely that bin laden will have taken down not just the us but the entire west

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ceej @ceej.online · 3h

I took a PS5 back in time and made Leonardo da Vinci play Elden Ring to answer the “are video games art” question once and for all but he got so scared of the opening cinematic he invented a new kind of Catholicism

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 3h

you should be able to sleep with people outside your marriage in october as part of spooky season

spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 8h

i'm afraid i have the constitution of an ombudsman

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 9h

That’s Sabrina Carpenter

The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Dec 5

Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat
Why is there not a Wario version of
Peach

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 11h

i spend a lot of time complaining about the lack of late night food options in my neighborhood but there's a dank indian restaurant like half a mile from my apartment that's open until 3 am and i need to do a better job of remembering that it exists

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 13h

just found out that my neighborhood is doing a malort bar crawl for the next three weeks for some reason. how do i convince my husband to do it with me

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14h

ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 13h

dang

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14h

If you’re new to bluesky you should find and account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 14h

how do you stop craving curry? do you have to die? i've had it like six times in the past week and i want more

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 17h

there should be a cure for feeling exhausted all the time. i should be able to die for a few days and come back better

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 21h

i feel so sad for people with peanut allergies. peanuts are one of the six good things about being alive

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Jordan @slclunk.com · 23h

Your standard online liberal who worked at a conservative think tank in college

Peacemaker looking at a mural of hitler and saying “Fuck. How'd I miss that?”

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22h

I know everyone is sick of hearing this but Dorothy is a mom’s friend’s name, NOT a mom’s name. If your mom is named Dorothy: SHE’S NOT REALLY YOUR MOM

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

IMHO, instead of wanting a “strong Republican Party”, Democrats should want a strong Socialist Party and for conservatives to be sent to reeducation camps

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 1d

jd vance is such a repulsive little worm. i hope god shows up soon to personally cast him into the pits of adult convert catholic hell

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spook-e. honda civic @bigpileofsnakes.bsky.social · 1d

never kick a gift horse in the mouth

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 1d

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.