It’s still bizarre to me the number of AP Style Book errors I see in every AP News story. Just now, I saw the compound word “layoff” used as a verb.

I literally do not comprehend the Peace Prize selection committee

HYPHENS ARE NOT EM DASHES

nobel peace prize goes to Trump’s little extrajudical murder supporting friend

What a pack of fucking loser weirdos that panel is

A CONTROLLER for ANTS?

Real Christmas Adventurers Club material

Milkshake Duck will travel to Oslo to accept the Nobel Peace Prize

oops

it's not FOR us

Yeah, a few things bug me about the Empire clones. But the primary issue is that they are clearly genetically different people.

ICE agents scanning the crowd for a less hot priest they can shoot

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

I mean this sincerely, no shade intended. Fur suits are about to blow up at protests

This is literally capitalism

Seems like ICE protests could be a huge moment for the furries

One of the funniest Coen brothers stories is when they took this to Cannes and they were telling reporters that the film was about existential dread until the Working Title Films publicist asked them to stop. So they started saying, "Well, it's about a barber, but he ASPIRES to be a dry cleaner"

Donald Trump pounding out short stories so he can win a Pulitzer Prize

Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.

“I took this gig in good faith, assuming that my head would be chopped off before I even got to the hotel. What I found may surprise you/make you a hypocrite. Right? No? What else what else”

Say what you will about Philadelphia, their sports mascots are the best on the planet

YES, I have a blood wallet, which my daughter made for me at blood camp

Sheepishly tucking my blood money back into my blood wallet