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giri nathan @girinathan.bsky.social · 4d

tired: Sincaraz
wired: Tienvedev

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · 3d

High waters ❌
Floods ✅ 😌

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 6d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 9d

The death of the premature baby born after their mother contracted measles highlights the danger of more and more people refusing vaccines.

An individual is contagious 4 days before the rash appears.

Imagine a child with measles at a daycare full of babies too young to be vaccinated.

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michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins.bsky.social · 16d

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16d

"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 16d

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 18d

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

Four experts discuss the Trump administration’s new plan for autism. “I was shocked and appalled to hear the extreme statements without evidence,” says Helen Tager-Flusberg, the founder of the Coalition of Autism Scientists.

Opinion | 4 Autism Experts React to Trump’s Plan

This is not what autistic people need, experts say.

nyti.ms

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Sydney Battle @sydneybattle.bsky.social · 19d

if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? i’m trying to have a savant

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · 20d

Frasier

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · 20d

I tried but it just didn't grab me

a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair

ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair

media.tenor.com

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 26d

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

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Molly Crane-Newman @mollycranenewman.bsky.social · 26d

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 25d

Far as I can tell, Robert Redford was:
* successful at everything he tried
* genuinely intelligent & insightful
* desired by women
* envied by men
* an absolute mensch to everyone he dealt with
* a tireless, lifelong philanthropist
... and he died peacefully in his sleep.

10/10 life. No notes.

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 25d

No notes

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · 27d

You are Shay and she is you 😂 she can't wait for fall, that's her time to shine

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · 27d

I think it's the humidity? Like yesterday was a bad for it. My mid-day walk was 77 degrees but I came back drenched and had to change all my clothes down to undies. But we've also had some nice low humidity days too in my area

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · 27d

Don't you get that in the mornings??? Veryyyy greedy to want it all day 😂. But seriously you will be in heaven next month and I'll be 🥶

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · 27d

But we got a late start 😩 #teamsummer

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · Sep 10

Bad day for people we told to get group chats YEARS ago

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Tennis Updates @tennisupdates.bsky.social · Sep 7

Players to Win Multiple Grand Slams on All 3 Surfaces:

🇷🇸 Novak Djokovic
14 Hard, 7 Grass, 3 Clay

🇪🇸 Rafael Nadal
6 Hard, 2 Grass, 14 Clay

🇸🇪 Mats Wilander
2 Hard, 2 Grass, 3 Clay

🇪🇸 CARLOS ALCARAZ
2 Hard, 2 Grass, 2 Clay

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Tick Tock Tennis @ticktocktennis.bsky.social · Sep 7

And, on top of everything, Drake lost $300k by betting on Sinner. Great work, everybody.

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · Sep 7

Probably not but he said he knows brown skin when he sees it 😭

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Cree @caffeinatedcree.bsky.social · Sep 7

He thinks Carlitos is Mexican 😭

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The Body Serve @thebodyserve.bsky.social · Sep 7

Back where he belongs: US Open champ for a second time and back to world #1

That was seriously impressive by Carlos Alcaraz

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