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there is not a second of fat in this. 10/10
good afternoon
Breathing is so fire 🤣👌💯💯💯
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i'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about how funny it is to write a song called "the fate of ophelia" and have it be an upbeat pop song about your quarterback boyfriend. thank god I found a man so I don't have to kill myself
... How are the gaylors doing?
stumbled across real lyrics to an actual new Taylor Swift song and boy, that's a bold strategy, Cotton. let's see if it pays off.
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Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein? Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at www.theonion.com/badpedophile now to find out. In select theaters October 2.
When did people start spelling it sycopaths??? Did I get mandela effect???
I did not care for Weapons.
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Watched Takashi Ishii's GONIN (1995) earlier this month & it's now among my favourite heist/gangster movies. Like if Morrison's DOOM PATROL were transformed into a non-fantastical but beautifully batshit Japanese crime thriller. Just awesome, top first-watches of the year.
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EXCERPT FROM MY UPCOMING NETFLIX SERIES "SERF'S UP," ABOUT A MEDIEVAL TEENAGE PEASANT TRANSPORTED TO THE MODERN ERA

JENNY ORTEGA-TYPE LOVE INTEREST: (witheringly) You like farming?

SERF JOHNNY: Call that field skibidi the way I toil it
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"One Day More" starts playing and Trump clanks out into the East Room in a Dreadnought, knocking over lamps and shaking gold tchotchkes off the walls
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the richest man in the world buying a presidential election, getting run out of the administration for being a weird diva, then pivoting to jerking it to anime cartoons full time is somehow more Roman than anything that ever happened in Rome
Even Musk fans and reply guys are growing appalled at his efforts to push his AI model Grok by constantly reposting animations of scantily clad female characters. “Don’t post AI soft porn for at least one day challenge,” writes one.
Elon Musk Appears to Be Completely Addicted to Anime Gooner AI Slop
Elon Musk continues to pitch his chatbot Grok with animations of female characters in revealing outfits, and even his fans are getting annoyed.
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NES Godzilla if it was awesome
im an indie dev and i quit my job of 10 years to work on this
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was going to ask why andrew cuomos campaign staffer talks like elon musk but this is just how all nerds in evil tech industries talk now once they get a semblence of power
Wait... is pokemon diamond/pearl meant to be a 9/11 thing??? There are so many terrorist attacks in this game.
Sad to report that, despite Morgan Waller, I'm really enjoying this country revival
Jenny Nicholson starting every video with "so..." is the "Call me Ishmael" of youtube.
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Toree Saturn
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2549240/
$4.99

Toree Saturn is a speed based 3D Platformer featuring a round bird with sunglasses and a backpack!
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I dug up this very helpful old article on the internet archive that I think explains the problem and solution extremely clearly using the way Quake handles gravity as an illustration
web.archive.org/web/20160719...