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⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool 🧙‍♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine) 🧠 neuroing divergently 🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · Oct 10

'[account] has followed you'
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1h

five-pm-sunset got hands, damn

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1h

Good chance it'll be true.

jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 2h

i want my gravestone to say i died from someone pressing a button that gave them one million dollars

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 4h

Standing on my porch, sword and shield at the ready. You just try me, sunset-at-five-pm.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 5h

4.5 billion years of evolution, and this is the best knee they could come up with?

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 4h

No Nut November is inconceivable. I don't think I've gone four days without since I started hammerin' on this thing. A month? Literally impossible. Can't be done.

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 4h

SPEKULATIUS SEASON

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 8h

This is a really good thread.

docvember @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

You there. I want you to say, aloud, at some point today "I'm really glad I'm good at..." And then you're gonna say something you think you do pretty well.

If you don't think you do anything pretty well, I want you to say "one little thing that makes me unique is..."

And if you can't do either?

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 8h

We welcome all comers!

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

Well, right. My apologies.

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

(ideally no one would be required to work at all, ever, but the solstice thing is a start)

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

Nobody should be working for three weeks on either side of the winter solstice, imo

That oOooOootter Sarah @simsarah.bsky.social · 13h

I would like to posit that the problem is not daylight v standard time. The problem is that we have a society that thinks wintertime productivity should be the same and follow the same schedule as summertime productivity, and that’s horseshit.

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

Such good guys!!

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 12h

🎶 thank you for peein' a friend

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 13h

okay but 'swordwalker' is a pretty dope epithet

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 13h

“The sword and naked walkers left the Dutch language with two new words, zwaardlopers and naaklopers.”

I’m sorry but I refuse to believe that Dutch is real

On a frigid night in February 1535, a group of Anabaptists ran naked through Amsterdam and shouted "Woe to the godless!" Public nakedness symbolized to the faithful innocence before God, and was also common in Münster; the men who refused to put on clothes were executed, and the women who refused were drowned. (The sword and naked walkers left the Dutch language with two new words, zwaardlopers and naaklopers.)

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 14h

As a person who gets up early, I prefer standard time to DST. I know it gets dark too early, but it is SO HARD to drag my corpse out of bed when it's still dark.

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

I do not consent to Sunday, either, due to its proximity and known association with Monday.

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

I love when half the TL is commenting vaguely on some notable event and it's just a bunch of variations on 'OH MY FUCKING GOD' without context.

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

should have been vladathan, imo

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

Is it 'Harkula'?

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

If they addressed it at all, it should've just been 'lol, lmao' and nothing else.

Amy Gray @amygraywrites.bsky.social · 1d

That we should live to see such times

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ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

I read an exposé about how egregiously he treated people at Tesla in like 2010. He's ALWAYS been a tremendously shitty person. I hate those stickers too.

I want to make little [citation needed] stickers to put on those.

America’s #1 Rose Maddox Stan @wolter.bsky.social · 1d

I still get really fucking mad when I see “I bought this before we knew he was crazy” bumper stickers because 1. Maybe you didn’t know what he was, but that’s on you 2. He’s not crazy: he’s fucking evil.

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

Horror movies really are just about watching people make incredibly rocks-for-brains decisions.

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

What a fucking stupid country this is (has always been).

Welcome to the Boomtown @boomtownpodcast.bsky.social · 1d

40 years ago today (1985), the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) agreed to start adding Parental Warning labels to music albums. The now standard black and white sticker was introduced in 1990. #80s #80smusic #PRMC #Filthy15 #ParentalWarning

ashsong gravebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

october 32nd innit

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 1d

no nuance november

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