yuletired birb 🕯💀🩸
@crow.stormsong.org
⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool
🧙♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦⬛
🏳️⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
🧠 neuroing divergently
🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
🧙♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦⬛
🏳️⚧️ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
🧠 neuroing divergently
🌪️ Hyperactive brain pressure release valve. Nothing of value is here.
Pinned
yuletired birb 🕯💀🩸
@crow.stormsong.org
· Oct 10
'[account] has followed you'
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that
Me: (inhales slowly through teeth) yeah, I wouldn't.............DO.............that
gottem
Happy new Gregorian year, if you're into that sort of thing. Now I'm off to die for fifteen hours or so.
Happy new Gregorian year, if you're into that sort of thing. Now I'm off to die for fifteen hours or so.
::teeth gritted, eyes streaming, clock at 22:02:: 🎶 I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
gottem
Happy new Gregorian year, if you're into that sort of thing. Now I'm off to die for fifteen hours or so.
Happy new Gregorian year, if you're into that sort of thing. Now I'm off to die for fifteen hours or so.
prospero ano, chinga año
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
prospero ano, chinga año
Reposted by yuletired birb 🕯💀🩸
Cannot believe I’ve been seeing edits of The Firemen (SNES) with “this the last year you can post this” for fifteen years now
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Cannot believe I’ve been seeing edits of The Firemen (SNES) with “this the last year you can post this” for fifteen years now
::teeth gritted, eyes streaming, clock at 22:02:: 🎶 I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
::teeth gritted, eyes streaming, clock at 22:02:: 🎶 I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
Reposted by yuletired birb 🕯💀🩸
Happy new year to all my homies:
January 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Happy new year to all my homies:
Reposted by yuletired birb 🕯💀🩸
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t have a reflexive mistrust of Ryan Seacrest.
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t have a reflexive mistrust of Ryan Seacrest.
Worst part about an MRI is taking out twenty-two piercings.
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Worst part about an MRI is taking out twenty-two piercings.
Reposted by yuletired birb 🕯💀🩸
you are here at the end of a year in which I'll bet you wondered what the point was, at some point
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
you are here at the end of a year in which I'll bet you wondered what the point was, at some point
I have to be out on the road tonight, which sucks. Here's hoping nothing wacky befalls me.
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I have to be out on the road tonight, which sucks. Here's hoping nothing wacky befalls me.
Storygraph tells me I read fifty-one books this year. Not bad, considering my average over the preceding few years was like one, and with great difficulty. Nice to have the skill back.
January 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Storygraph tells me I read fifty-one books this year. Not bad, considering my average over the preceding few years was like one, and with great difficulty. Nice to have the skill back.
New year starts on November 1 or March 21. Fuck a January.
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
New year starts on November 1 or March 21. Fuck a January.
People posting '2025 is over!' or similar more than one minute before midnight know a kind of optimism I never have.
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
People posting '2025 is over!' or similar more than one minute before midnight know a kind of optimism I never have.
What I wouldn't give for a fiery mantle like this fellow's.
It has turned into a drizzly day but that hasn’t stopped Mr Allen’s from shining!
A series of three showing slight changes in iridescence as he turns his head a little. #birds Allen’s hummingbird 🧡
A series of three showing slight changes in iridescence as he turns his head a little. #birds Allen’s hummingbird 🧡
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What I wouldn't give for a fiery mantle like this fellow's.
Closing out this year strong, in the literal sense. Major bench PR on Monday, significant leg press PR today. May my might grow yet mightier this next year.
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Closing out this year strong, in the literal sense. Major bench PR on Monday, significant leg press PR today. May my might grow yet mightier this next year.
Reposted by yuletired birb 🕯💀🩸
Oh, to leave my discarded exoskeleton clinging to a tree!
September 1, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Oh, to leave my discarded exoskeleton clinging to a tree!
Ironworks lot was half-full last week. Today I had to park in the overflow lot.
The Resolutioning has begun.
The Resolutioning has begun.
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ironworks lot was half-full last week. Today I had to park in the overflow lot.
The Resolutioning has begun.
The Resolutioning has begun.
I hate when there's some guy.
December 31, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I hate when there's some guy.
I've been taking an alpha lipoic acid supplement for like eight years now. An oncologist told me it would help with the neuropathy and it did. I sometimes wonder if I still need it or if it's doing anything these days.
December 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've been taking an alpha lipoic acid supplement for like eight years now. An oncologist told me it would help with the neuropathy and it did. I sometimes wonder if I still need it or if it's doing anything these days.
But we just HAD a year!!!
December 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
But we just HAD a year!!!
🎶 I've been through the desert on a ass with no name
December 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🎶 I've been through the desert on a ass with no name
Keeping that one.
my friend called me concerned because im extremely sick and then hung up on me for pronouncing the word Banger like Bon-zhay
December 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Keeping that one.
In 2026 we're blocking politics accounts. No exceptions.
December 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In 2026 we're blocking politics accounts. No exceptions.
Book hangover, or maybe book grieving period.
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Book hangover, or maybe book grieving period.
Hey, Australia! No spoilers!
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hey, Australia! No spoilers!
A good bit would be posting 'See you next year!' and then going silent for all of 2026. Come back by responding to that post on January 1, 2027.
December 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A good bit would be posting 'See you next year!' and then going silent for all of 2026. Come back by responding to that post on January 1, 2027.