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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · May 28

I'm lionpilled. I'm nomaxxing. I'm in my hungry, violent, lonely, godless era.

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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 8h

Have you considered my software suite of:

- never drawing network diagrams
- smashing your laptop with a hammer
- walking into the woods

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 16h

The 30-50 feral hogs guy had a point

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Richard R @richardr.bsky.social · 17h

People saying GOP will fuck with elections clearly don't live in the places where there are long lines every single year, and people who care about democracy more than internet clout stand in those lines to cast their votes

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more of a generalist - jack o’lantern of all trades @moreanonhandle.bsky.social · 21h

I absolutely do not believe in the Antichrist in the sense someone like Thiel means it (or at all), but if you take it seriously, I have no idea how you draw the conclusion that it’s anyone other than Trump

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WOW SPOILERS

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so what's going to happen in this scenario? Serious question, I want the plot spoiled here

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mother

tell your lyrics not to go my way

not to listen to my words, what i wrote, what they say

mother

can you keep writing bad words for life

osmething something yeah I've got nothing

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maybe, but I'm also no slouch at hanging out in bars

tbf that started *after* my mid-20s

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ngl I'm almost 40 and have no idea what the situation you're describing is

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 1d

rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 1d

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 1d

s1 lol

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i mean, it's innervated right

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 1d

one punch man is very funny but also

very mean to bluesky users

one punch man

saitama: 37 isn't middle aged?

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 1d

what about "the chef has a naked person on their apron but it's a cape"

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More like Windom Earle Sears am I right

Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 1d

An exchange in tonight's VA Gov debate:

AS: My opponent has previously said that she does not think gay couples should be allowed to marry.

WES: That’s not discrimination!

AS: She said that she is, quote-unquote, morally opposed to same-sex marriage.

WES: That’s not discrimination! (1/2)

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 1d

A good day not to look at Tinder

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 1d

So you effectively have had one of three madeleines? Congrats bro

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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 1d

For those who were part of the "only protest in Black Bloc gear" crowd, sorry, but being as absurd (laudatory)/formal/hilarious as possible actually does a much better job of opposing the fascists, who are themselves absurd (derogatory).

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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You kid, but...

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A machine can never play football
Because
A machine can never
Get CTE

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Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 1d

The SG-1 and Twin Peaks coverage is far too lacking for the gif search to be a truly powerful communication tool.

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 1d

Let's call it defense-ravaged instead just to upset a certain alcoholic

Oops! Unable to resolve handle @curiousaboutupdog.bsky.social · 1d

I think there's a subtle difference there in that the gif search bar is for looking for a reference with a referent, but that argument isn't watertight and I'll have to noodle on it some more. No, wait, I'll ask chatgpt for help and instead hear about how astounding my insight is

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding?

why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger

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