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Jacob and I were invited to a friend’s parents’ Thanksgiving. They asked if we had any allergies. Jacob said, “Norah is allergic to cranberries.”
The parents gasped. They had cranberry sauce, nbd. The salad had cranberries, eh. And green beans and ham. The turkey? Coated & stuffed with cranberries
The parents gasped. They had cranberry sauce, nbd. The salad had cranberries, eh. And green beans and ham. The turkey? Coated & stuffed with cranberries
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Jacob and I were invited to a friend’s parents’ Thanksgiving. They asked if we had any allergies. Jacob said, “Norah is allergic to cranberries.”
The parents gasped. They had cranberry sauce, nbd. The salad had cranberries, eh. And green beans and ham. The turkey? Coated & stuffed with cranberries
The parents gasped. They had cranberry sauce, nbd. The salad had cranberries, eh. And green beans and ham. The turkey? Coated & stuffed with cranberries
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JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
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no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
The whole business model is just rage bait at this point. Just don’t engage with these people.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
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i would like pritzker's list of his top 11 movies set in chicago
star wars discourse, okay, but i'm here for fugitive discourse
star wars discourse, okay, but i'm here for fugitive discourse
a man with a beard is talking on a cell phone while wearing a plaid shirt .
Alt: harrison ford in the fugitive starting to trim off his iconic beard
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i would like pritzker's list of his top 11 movies set in chicago
star wars discourse, okay, but i'm here for fugitive discourse
star wars discourse, okay, but i'm here for fugitive discourse
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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We quibbled about a few of the placements on this list but I assure you that the Governor of Illinois knows Star Wars.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We quibbled about a few of the placements on this list but I assure you that the Governor of Illinois knows Star Wars.
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At a certain point, all the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford/whatever stuff starts to feel like we're all being forced to participate in some weird fetish of the media elite.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
At a certain point, all the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford/whatever stuff starts to feel like we're all being forced to participate in some weird fetish of the media elite.
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Re: Kelly
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Re: Kelly
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
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BREAKING:
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BREAKING:
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
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BREAKING:
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
A judge has dismissed the criminal case against James Comey without prejudice. Rules Lindsey Halligan has been invalidly appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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"It was the first time it felt like, ‘Wow, the whole city is seeing what we’re seeing.’"
Zohran Mamdani’s video team tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about the behind the scenes freakout the day Mamdani walked the entirety of Manhattan.
Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
Zohran Mamdani’s video team tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about the behind the scenes freakout the day Mamdani walked the entirety of Manhattan.
Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"It was the first time it felt like, ‘Wow, the whole city is seeing what we’re seeing.’"
Zohran Mamdani’s video team tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about the behind the scenes freakout the day Mamdani walked the entirety of Manhattan.
Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
Zohran Mamdani’s video team tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about the behind the scenes freakout the day Mamdani walked the entirety of Manhattan.
Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/exclusive-...
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
canon
we are going to win
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
canon
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Mamdani is the now in the will and is the designated heir to the Trump Organization
They let a man with increasingly obvious dementia be alone with Mamdani? Oh my god.
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Mamdani is the now in the will and is the designated heir to the Trump Organization
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
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Seriously. You want crazy stories? Talk to librarians and ER nurses.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Seriously. You want crazy stories? Talk to librarians and ER nurses.
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Donald Trump, median voter
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Donald Trump, median voter
i have hot take that this is what ends up happening in california as well, unless solar/renewable VASTLY lowers the cost of desal
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i have hot take that this is what ends up happening in california as well, unless solar/renewable VASTLY lowers the cost of desal
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The reason Colorado-style pizza never made it beyond a few Front Range restaurants is because it's awful.
/signed a former Colorado resident
/signed a former Colorado resident
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The reason Colorado-style pizza never made it beyond a few Front Range restaurants is because it's awful.
/signed a former Colorado resident
/signed a former Colorado resident
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fill it with mountain coup
October 18, 2024 at 3:17 AM
fill it with mountain coup
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Former Finnish PM Sanna Marin put it bluntly: “To end the conflict, Russia must leave Ukrainian territory.”
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Former Finnish PM Sanna Marin put it bluntly: “To end the conflict, Russia must leave Ukrainian territory.”
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
firing Jerome Powell will, I AM SURE, fix all of these issues
on top of that, sending out $2,000 tariff rebates will fix the inflation issue in NO TIME
on top of that, sending out $2,000 tariff rebates will fix the inflation issue in NO TIME
Trump is absolutely cratering on economy in new Marquette poll:
Overall econ approval: 36-64
On tariffs: 37-63
On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!)
"We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
Overall econ approval: 36-64
On tariffs: 37-63
On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!)
"We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
Trump’s Anger over Prices Goes Nuclear as Fresh Polls Show Him Tanking
As Trump’s inflation rants grow more unhinged amid brutal new polls for him, an economics writer explains why Trump is ill-suited for the crisis that might be coming—and why the bottom might be about ...
newrepublic.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
firing Jerome Powell will, I AM SURE, fix all of these issues
on top of that, sending out $2,000 tariff rebates will fix the inflation issue in NO TIME
on top of that, sending out $2,000 tariff rebates will fix the inflation issue in NO TIME