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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 1h

what do you say folks, another 15 inning banger tonight?

Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 2h

I wonder if she was getting harassed. She had posted some controversial takes yesterday about urban disorder (drugs, homelessness, etc), which may have attracted some nutjobs

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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 12h

Cai (annenotation.bsky.social) just got deactivated?? Anyone know what happened there?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

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Boo-is @louisevans.bsky.social · 12h

after inning twenty they introduce the "half out", which is where after every call of safe they flip a coin and if it's tails you're out anyway, sorry buddy.

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 12h

fewer outs each inning until each team only gets one out each inning

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 12h

“Holy shit” lol

Yes, that is true

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 12h

this is the answer

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 8d

layered

justifiably upset at the ceo for things not in her power
justifiably upset at the ceo for things in her power
unjustifiably upset at the ceo for things in/not in her power
misogynistic abuse at the ceo for things in’not in her power
the ceo is posting thru it and devs negatively polarized

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 12h

whoever wins this game will have the advantage in the next round, for the same reason that keeping drinking staves off a hangover

can’t cool down if you never stop playing!

Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 13h

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 13h

I don’t even have a dog in this fight I’m just punch drunk from watching this game

Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 13h

Announcer: “he’s 0 for his last 14ABs”

Me: “he’s due”

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 13h

a walk is as good as a hit!

better in fact…

Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 13h

“law of averages”

“reversion to the mean”

“standard deviation”

things of that nature

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 13h

Announcer: “he’s 0 for his last 14ABs”

Me: “he’s due”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 17h

you can't lie to the judge

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mbbendt @bendts2cents.bsky.social · 18h

"Thus says the Lord: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs." - Exodus 8:1b-2

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 22h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 17h

he should have been toast after the "eating the dogs, eating the cats" but now we have people making that shit seem real

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 18h

Bad Bunny’s Spanish “prompted an outraged Greene to demand a new law be passed to make English the official language of the U.S.”

“I want to let you know I’ve worked on a committee with this woman,” said Rep. Ocasio-Cortez. “I’ve seen her try to read.”

HuffPost @huffpost.com · 18h

“She may have just learned acetaminophen this week,” Ocasio-Cortez quipped.

AOC Says Marjorie Taylor Greene ‘Can Barely Speak English’ Amid MAGA’s Bad Bunny Rage

“She may have just learned acetaminophen this week,” Ocasio-Cortez quipped.

www.huffpost.com

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Soil Scientist 🇺🇦 @dylanbeaudette.bsky.social · 19h

Dude the solution is right in front of you: tech bros do the fucking chores. 100 years of atonement.

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 18h

goddamn, i guess the atlantic has always been this fucking way

(for those who need a reminder or who might be *shudder* too young to remember, i am also including a picture of lieutenant john pike doing his professional work)

image of a headline from an atlantic article that says "Why I Feel Bad for the Pepper-Spraying Policeman, Lt. John Pike"

image of lieutenant john pike casually spraying pepper spray directly onto occupy protesters at UC davis

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Scariest LiBOOrian @audiolibrarian.bsky.social · 19h

ok, which one sucks the least?

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19h

Quick, someone poll the 4 things in this scary, scary agenda.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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