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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 24d

Following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia is certainly a choice.

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 29m

There is a legal case for assassination—but it is strewn with obstacles

The Economist @economist.com · 2h

There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles

Trump 2028

There is a legal case for a third term—but it is strewn with obstacles

econ.st

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 2h

When your Nazi friend is still a Nazi

supernaturaltan.bsky.social @supernaturaltan.bsky.social · 12h

One of my best friends ran with 1%’s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let’s move on.

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 2h

if you have one friend with an SS tattoo you're the Nazi Bar

One of my best friends ran with 1%'s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let's move on.

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 2h

the Nazi Bar analogy applies to individuals, too

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 14h

watch this and thank me later (if you survive) 🫏

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 14h

you can be sure I will always make the same joke but worse and a few minutes later

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 14h

Ubisoft, but Ibehard

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 14h

more like yay savage amirite

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 15h

BOOM

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 15h

dunno that sounds much better to me

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 15h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milk Dads

mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 15h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

skattles

Fes, the Tiefling Warlock @fes4ever.bsky.social · 15h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Twit

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15h

Are you Pro-Zohran or Auntie-Zohran?

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16h

gonna start reframing abortion with deportation lingo so it can get bipartisan support & possibly even funding

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 15h

brb, gonna go empty the asylum into her sovereign territory

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 15h

I think Gavin Newsom and Doug Ford should fistfight to see who wins the World Series.

🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 16h

I think he was in The Pixies

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 16h

thankfully my patriotic parents are watching the world series this year so I didn't miss those dingers, good visit so far lmao

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17h

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 20h

ripping over to the island for a couple

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22h

1989 was not the worst year in pop music and not by a long shot. De La Soul’s 3 Feet High and Rising says hello and so does Doolittle by the Pixies

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Los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

this teams meeting could use a jump to recipe button

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1d

just dropped a huge legacy in there

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🥀💀Dead & Janky💀🥀 @daddyjanky.bsky.social · 1d

Yo, this is a super fucked up thing to say or think

senninsage.bsky.social @senninsage.bsky.social · 1d

For that reason alone I will never cast a vote in New York for Mamdani. I'm voting Cuomo. I don't like him, but I do believe he would be the perfect counter to the asshole Donald Trump. Sometimes you need some white privilege to work to our advantage.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 1d

Blue Jay (rotated), by Helen Frankenthaler, 1963, 📸 by @haffeyphoto

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🥀 𝕯𝖆𝖍𝖑𝖎𝖆 🥀 @corpsecutie.bsky.social · 1d

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