Fes, the Wannabe Tiefling
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Fes, the Wannabe Tiefling
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Cis(?)
He/Him.....but if you accidentally use She/Her I wouldn't be mad. I might even forget to correct you.
Pansexual
A fan of things and stuff.
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i don’t want to pass as a woman

I want to pass as a tiefling that wants to pass as a catgirl.
i don’t want to pass as a woman

i want to pass as a perturbation deep in the soul as a wave of unease of a brief glimpse of the existential terror of infinite possibility that leaves the sense of self shattered
i don’t want to pass as a woman

i want to pass like a lightning storm that you pray keeps its distance
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alt text: rayn puddle doing double peace signs in a pink dress, matching pink velvet heeled boots, pink socks with white frills and red hearts, heart earrings with rainbow borders around a trans flag and the word "CUM" written in cum. hair clipped up in back, tongue sticking out, day collar on
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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🚨 late night dyke drop 🚨

rayn puddle, princess of dyke
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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When the UK fingerwags America for being racist and war-hungry
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Say cheese
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hey you really shouldn't be handling that without gloves
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bunrito
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Bunny says “I cast fireball”
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Bunny says “always double the garlic”
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Bunny wonders how much longer till pitchers and catchers report.
January 20, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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(He's doing hurricane prep.)
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January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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SLAM!
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January 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Him have a camndy
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SLAM!
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(He's doing hurricane prep.)
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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bunrito
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Him have a camndy
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SLAM!
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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hey you really shouldn't be handling that without gloves
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bunrito
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Him have a camndy
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Even after Trump is gone, the world will remember that he threatened to forcibly seize the territory of a peaceful democratic ally, and our institutions failed to immediately remove him. That makes US dangerously unreliable, not just one senile gangster.
His not being impeached by the end of the business day as a result of this threat is as much a problem as the threat itself. It’s not just Trump that the world has to worry about, it’s a GOP that supports him and Democrats who suck their thumbs and refuse to even discuss pushing to remove him
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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AI is dying. Repost to make it die faster.
👀 | OpenAI is reportedly burning cash fast, with losses projected to reach $14B in 2026 and a possible cash shortfall by 2027.

Analysts say AI profitability was overestimated, as rising data center and inference costs could lead to a $207 BILLION industry shortfall by 2030.
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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hey! so it’s actually evil to deny someone the abortion they need
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Pastors working for ICE

Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants

Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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ireland if you open up the citizenship process to people with Irish born great grandparents, i will move there tomorrow and give you all my taxes forever.
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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4th estate found dead in a ditch
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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are u guys gonna invade us already (please, please) or is this just going to be more european alcoholics sneering at tourists bc i am prepared for that, i remember what the 2000s were like
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.

Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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you: Americans are hated around the world

me, an old person who grew up during the bush era, lighting your cigarette: first time?
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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stubbed my toe. can't believe god tried to distract me from the epstein files like that.
January 21, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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My family in Gaza is suffering terribly.
We are homeless & sleep in the streets without a tent. The storm destroyed our tent three times. The rains have flooded our living quarters.
📍We are pleading with you to donate so we can buy a tent to live in. It costs $100
Help⬇️
chuffed.org/project/1580...
January 21, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Kpop:Demon Hunters never used AI either. All those characters, costumes, buildings to small props and graphic design were all made by ppl with a story that’s told by real ppl.
they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM