Darth Paradox
@darthparadox.bsky.social
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Maker of many things - art, puzzles, horrible puns, etc.
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schnorkles.bsky.social
It should not be understated how much clever shit like this actually annihilates morale at places like ICE/CBP.

Getting made fun of like this on national television while people laugh at you is.. well, you may call it victory wine, but it ain't.
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sarahday.org
WHEN THERE'S NO WAY TO GET BEHIND THE WATERFALL: the fuck is this? Solid rock? Like in NATURE? You lazy fucker. If I wanted verisimilitude I WOULD FUCKING GO OUTSIDE.
antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
darthparadox.bsky.social
The struggle is real. And eternal.
courtneymilan.com
Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.
darthparadox.bsky.social
The picture in my icon is like fifteen years old, but sure, go for it!
darthparadox.bsky.social
This bubble can't burst soon enough.
kateclancy.bsky.social
I am being asked to tell my department which pieces of lab equipment should be supported with backup power because they expect rolling blackouts and brownouts in 2026 due to increased energy demands from AI. In case you're wondering how my day is going.
darthparadox.bsky.social
I was lucky enough to get the one story I've currently been submitting back from the previous market the week before Uncanny opened. (Not lucky enough to get it accepted there, but so it goes!) I wasn't looking forward to the decision on whether to pull it from the other market...
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zachrabiroff.com
Great news! We have built the Blackmail Machine from the classic sci-fi short story, "Help, The Blackmail Machine Is Selling My Sex Dreams to Stephen Miller"
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prisonculture.bsky.social
The Regime's goal is to grind everyone down. Plain & simple. Our goal is to refuse this by taking turns to fight where and how we can. When one group needs to bow out, then another group needs to step in and so on. We don't all have to do everything. We can all do something though. Stay in the fight
darthparadox.bsky.social
I used to be pretty negative about Dog Man, and then I actually read it.

I'd never before seen a comic aimed at eight-year-olds tackle subjects like generational trauma before.
darthparadox.bsky.social
Ettore Boiardi.

(Aka "Chef Boyardee".)
katelynburns.com
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
When Mike Johnson or another national leader repeatedly claims they haven’t seen relevant things in the news, an appropriate reporter reaction would be “Holy cow, how do you not know?!? How can you do your job without knowing what’s happening? What are you doing to fix your ‘not knowing’ problem?”
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?
atrupar.com
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
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davidsirota.com
This is some of the best political news I've seen in a very long time.

There's a clear a way to end the Citizens United precedent by changing state incorporation laws - and now luminaries in both parties are forcing a vote on it in the 2026 election.
darthparadox.bsky.social
Genre is a social construct.
darthparadox.bsky.social
Genres are real in the way the color blue is real. We can often agree on what things are or aren't blue, but far less often on exactly where the blue/green border is. And at the end of the day it's just a name we gave to a range of electromagnetic wavelengths - and a relatively recent name, at that.
darthparadox.bsky.social
I agree with everything below except for the first sentence. Genres are real, but they're not useful as a way of strictly categorizing things. They're signposts, not fenceposts.
wtalabi.bsky.social
Genres aren't real. They are mental projections we impose on stories to simplify the way talk about and sell them but stories come unshaped from deep within us and writers shouldn't feel constrained by or even respect genres at all. The story comes first.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
darthparadox.bsky.social
To be fair, a lot of the references in Aladdin were already dated when the movie first came out.
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
darthparadox.bsky.social
Their goal is almost certainly claiming a larger piece of the Kindle Unlimited payment pool by getting readers at least 10% (or whatever the threshold is) of the way into their books before they realize how shitty they are.
marcorinaldi.bsky.social
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
Bookseller article with the headline "New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone" 🤮🤮🤮
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pnh.nielsenhayden.com
Not only is this explanation great, I also know 5,271,009 people whose lives would be changed for the better by taking it on board.
chappelltracker.bsky.social
This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.
User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now."
Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.
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jamellebouie.net
a key thing about vought — and all of these guys — is that they have a totally top down and hierarchical vision of the world. they believe that the cultural changes they hate can be turned off by destroying the federal government because they can’t imagine that they emerged bottom-up in society
thomaszimmer.bsky.social
What he’s railing against is a profound shift in culture, status… He’s obsessed with the idea that America is controlled by a leftist “ruling elite” - but “elite” isn’t defined socio-economically or by political power, it means something like: Getting to define “real America” and who gets to belong.
darthparadox.bsky.social
I tried to make a joke about how it should have been "trainsmutation" and autocorrect messed it up for me 😔