Doktor Zoom
@doktorzoom.bsky.social
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Wonkette writer & senior editor I'm just an animal, looking for a home. Retweets do not imply comprehension. Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon. He/him In Idaho, but not of Idaho.
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dan401w.bsky.social
That Portland ICE facility increasingly looks like a new Animal Crossing game being advertised by Nintendo or something.
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kojamf.bsky.social
heather34897
Heather
#ice #warzone #musicfestival #portland #frogforpresident
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brosandprose.bsky.social
canceling a first date tomorrow because he sent me an unsolicited, impassioned defense of Sam Harris
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samthielman.com
a window loaf for your Caturday
My cat sitting in her window
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jayrosen.bsky.social
Did you miss it this week?

I have a new job: president of News Creator Corps. Goes like this.

Via the people now called creators, audiences are migrating to the social layer in the internet stack. Maybe there's a way to move with, rather than against that.

newscreatorcorps.org/2025/10/news...
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Replies to the above. Hey, I thought only The Left calls for political violence?
Screenshot of two replies to the Andy Ngo tweet about the "Antifa militant in the raccoon costume" 

First MAGA Chud: Those costumes are flammable, just saying.

Second MAGA Chud: I like what ur sayin.
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"Antifa militant in the raccoon costume" — see, the Right *IS* getting better at comedy!
Screenshot of 10/11/25 tweet by Andy Ngo: "Watch how the Antifa militant in the raccoon costume helps fellow violent comrades block public access to the sidewalk near the Portland ICE facility. They say borders and deportations must end but claim any territory they touch is theirs."
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frankconniff.bsky.social
Now Trump is hoping to at least get a Daytime Nobel Peace Prize.
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ronsexsmith.bsky.social
Now RFK says children who are circumcised too early..
have double the rate of autism
Hmm... sounds like a foreskin-gone conclusion! RS
doktorzoom.bsky.social
Do not be cowed. Take a page from Portland and wear an inflatable cow suit!
inflatable holstein cow costume
doktorzoom.bsky.social
Maybe with a little crème fraîche or cream cheese?
doktorzoom.bsky.social
People have been on edge since roe was overturned, and went all over the floor.
doktorzoom.bsky.social
Oh, it was full of quick-setting concrete, don'tcha know, and weighed two million pounds.
doktorzoom.bsky.social
Andy "Milkshake? Duck!" Ngo
doktorzoom.bsky.social
How typical. People always have to parade their token "best sturgeon friend" for social media cred.
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But it's probably some kind of kink-shaming. We'll be hearing from sturgeon fetishists.

Or fans of the great science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon, also know for Sturgeon's Law: "90 percent of anything is crap."

From his reply to a friend who supposedly said "Ted, 90% of this SF stuff is crap"
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scottwiener.bsky.social
MAJOR NEWS: @GavinNewsom signed SB 79, my bill allowing more housing near public transit — rail, subway, rapid bus.

It’s a huge step for housing in California. It’ll create more homes, strengthen our transit systems & reduce traffic & carbon emissions.

Thank you, Governor!
doktorzoom.bsky.social
It's another case of the Trump administration pretending it did something that was already planned. The agreement to use Mountain Home AFB in Idaho goes back to 2022; the F-15 sale was made in 2017 under Trump I.

www.stripes.com/branches/air...
$12 billion deal may bring hundreds of Qatar, US Air Force members to Idaho base
www.stripes.com
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Also that time Alex Jones lied that a yogurt company in Twin Falls was "Caught Importing Migrant Rapists," and had to apologize. (It was awful: 3 young kids from refugee families assaulted a little girl. Rightwing media pretended it was a gang of adult Syrian men)

www.wonkette.com/p/alex-jones...
Alex Jones Apologizes To Yogurt
We are SO immature.
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