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@dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social

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All around nerd. I love photography, technology, cars, charismatic animals, memes, and running sports. Halloween fanatic and 12 ft Skelly dad. Possibly three raccoons in a trench coat. This is a strictly personal account.

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 5d

STAR WARS Rogue Squadron 3D (1998). Probably my favorite Star Wars game. I still play it on my Dell Dimension running Windows XP.

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 2d

All I want is a tiny laptop with a mechanical keyboard. Ambra (1994).

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a girl in a black coat stands in a forest with the name megan on the bottom left

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Mousecow @mousecow.bsky.social · 1h

#ScampiVonMonkeyface seems fairly relaxed today.

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 1h

From the vaults:

The "Fastest Things on Earth" meme which depicts four things that are increasingly faster than the other. The top left object is a cheetah, kicking up a cloud of dust. The speed bar below it indicates a yellow line that goes about 1/6 of the way along. The top right object is an airplane, with contrails streaming behind it. The speed bar below it indicates a light orange line that goes about 1/3 of the way along. The bottom left object is the speed of light, with a comet-like tail spreading out behind it. The speed bar below it indicates an orange line that goes about 2/3 of the way along. The bottom right object is Jason Voorhees. The speed bar below it is a full red line, because even though we only ever see him walking, this fucker can really shift when the cameras aren't looking.

The Screaming Woman and Cat meme, but the screaming woman is now Quint, the captain of the Orca from 'Jaws'. His friend, (although history tells us otherwise), is Matt Hooper, also from 'Jaws'. The cat has been replaced with the image of the shark from the 'Jaws' book/movie poster. On the plate in front of him are 3, small yellow barrels. Can he get all 3 down before the dessert trolley arrives? I believe so.

The "You Know, I'm Something of a Scientist Myself" meme, but the image is now in black and white. Willem Dafoe is still Willem Dafoe, but he's no longer Norman Osborn from the 'Spider-Man' movies - he's now Thomas Wake, from "The Lighthouse" (2019), complete with his lighthouse keeper's hat and big bushy beard. In the background we can see Ephraim Winslow/Thomas Howard (Robert Pattinson) arguing with the one-eyed gull. On the grassy area behind them is the mermaid scrimshaw Winslow finds, but it's now a much larger statue. Walking up the stairs, and to the left of Mr. Dafoe, is the "actual" mermaid from the movie (Valeriia Karaman). The wording now reads: "Ye know, I be something of a lighthouse keeper meself."

The "Why Would X Do This" meme. The 1st image shows Dr. Loomis from "Halloween" (1978) pointing a smoking gun at the slumped figure of Michael Myers in a chair. The 2nd image shows Dr. Loomis, gun at his side, looking straight at the camera. Michael Myers remains slumped in the chair. The 3rd and final image shows Dr. Loomis, gun still at his side, still looking straight at us, as the figure of Michael Myers now sits bolt upright in his chair, (because that boy is practically immortal).

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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 1h

Good morning!

Burrowing owl perched over an irrigation canal.

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a skeleton dressed as a fairy with pink wings and a wand

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Mike Z @mikez.bsky.social · 2h

Sunken punkin. #art

A pumpkin diving helmet sits at the bottom of the sea. Close by there is strange sea life, including a squidish acorn and a leaf-tailed fish. Painted with coffee.

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💀Skulls and Sheets👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 1h

Also tried to see St. Mary's in Devizes but it was locked. Sad.

but it did have 3 cool memento mori on its outside walls. Cute skull friends

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Comedy for Animators @comedyforanimators.bsky.social · 10h

Do you emember how the Tron light cycles can make high speed right angle turns? Chuck Jones invented that. #Tron #RoadRunner

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Victor Von Doomscroll @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 8h

Incredible Mitts

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Medieval Military Medicine @medmilmedicine.bsky.social · 8h

Lady Dard’s mobile beekeeping service wasn’t an immediate success. It took her a while to work the bugs out - 14th century, Bayerische Staatsbibliothek, Clm 3003, f. 72r

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 9h

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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Spooky Season Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · 8h

Impressive. Most impressive.

Fog machines are on my weekend task list. Tariffs have done terrible things to the price of fog juice, though.

Robert “The Bobby Yaga” McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 12h

Neighbors already have the fog machine going and everything.

A house with lots of lights and over the top Halloween decorations is shrouded in fog.

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Fenland Lapphund @fenlandlapphund.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure if this snail is ever going to move, but I'll have a word through the intercom and see if I can get things going.

Anni looking bored as she stands on the back of a large carved wooden snail in the local Country Park

Anni appearing to be using one of the snail's antennae as a microphone.

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TashasEv[ered Head] @tashasev.bsky.social · 20h

Zuri had to wear her raincoat for walkies this morning

A ridiculous looking large fluffy white dog wearing a bright light blue and teal doggy raincoat. She looking straight up at me even though she is standing because she’s a delightful weirdo

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 9h

ah-woo.

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 9h

happy third bday to this delightful weirdo

nyx (black cat) doing her batman “i’m vengeance” pose

nyx with her front paws draped over a chair

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Gus & Echo @katskitties.bsky.social · 10h

What? You were just about to put the iPad away. Too bad. I’m using it

Echo is sitting neatly on top of human’s iPad which is laying in the middle of the bed.

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Spooky Season Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · 9h

Ghosts of Mars was a solid way to kill some braincells

Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 8d

Immerse yourself in the singular universe of this horror legend with the new collection on the Criterion Channel ❤️
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Featuring:
DARK STAR (1974)
ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (1976)
THE FOG (1980)
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981)
CHRISTINE (1983)
STARMAN (1984)
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986)
PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)
THEY LIVE (1988)
MEMOIRS OF AN INVISIBLE MAN (1992)
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1994)
ESCAPE FROM L.A. (1996)
VAMPIRES (1998)
GHOSTS OF MARS (2001)

Spooky Season Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · 11h

whomst amongst us

🏳️‍🌈Nikki!! 🌌🏳️‍🌈 @elkers.bsky.social · 12h

Another day

Another treat swallowed in one. No chew, only consume.

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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 13h

Evening viewing recommendation? Watch A BETTER TOMORROW (1986) on our Hong Kong Action Classics collection! The box-office sensation that established director John Woo as the king of 1980s Hong Kong action cinema and set the standard for the heroic bloodshed genre.

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 13h

I found one of the many drawings I used to do during German class in middle school circa 30 years ago. 😁

(I don't remember anything about German, but I learned everything about fictional spaceships. 🤷‍♂️)

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Spooky Season Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · 12h

this innocent creature?

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Micah @rincewind.run · 22h

this is absolutely my favorite protest innovation of 2025

"my opponents are violent antifa extremist terrorists"

"your opponents are dressed as giant inflatable frogs"

solid fuck you to the pepe crowd too

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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