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eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Bluesky & the world is bleak rn so we need a thread of videos that make you laugh.

I’ll start with this killer stand-up set from Caleb Hearon:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PiHj...
Getting Roasted by Your Favorite Student - Caleb Hearon - Stand-Up Featuring
YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up
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eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Jeez!! Hope you have a quick & uncomplicated recovery and that your next karaoke performance of Angels Like You is equally successful.
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* Curt Cignetti is the ultimate Bet on Yourself role model
* Penn State. Wow.
* Francis Mauigoa is the best offensive player in CFB
* That Downs guy's pretty good too
* Ty Simpson: midseason Heisman
* Damn, Demond!
* SP+ movers

Week 7 recap and MIDSEASON AWARDS: www.espn.com/college-foot...
The rise of Curt Cignetti, the fall of James Franklin and other midseason thoughts
Bill Connelly looks at both ends of the coaching world, plus the top players, the Heisman race and more.
www.espn.com
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jasonkirk.fyi
Why was James Franklin's buyout so big? The answer revolves all around the most important man of our time: Clay Helton, of course. The free newsletter's version that did not arrive conveniently in your inbox for you:
James Franklin’s rise and $45M fall, plus midseason CFB check-in
Until Saturday is The Athletic's free college football newsletter.
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eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Za’Darius Smith:
asherd.xyz
Why do bash “dead-beat” players for not being there for their teamss but we never question if the org has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
“Workin’ and practin’” I half-sob as I brush the crumbs from the roller grill taquito off my shirt.
nikostratis.com
Coffee is the ultimate former alcoholic drink. You can pay a guy $18 to make a fancy version of it right in front of your bloodshot eyes, or you can buy one in a gas station for a buck and a half while slowly crying to "Night Moves" because you just need to feel something again
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Steve Martin is on fire this season on Only Murders in the Building. It’s like they ratcheted his character up to 11.
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Right. They don’t want to get on his bad side and campaigning now would do just that.
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
I don’t even think when using the blinker. Just second nature with turning the wheel
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
I don’t think it can be essential if there are 765 films on the list haha
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
I just am not into Michael B. Jordan.

#filmsky #letterboxd 📽️
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theonion.com
Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field
Injured Player Gives Thumbs-Down While Being Carted Off Field
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Ma’am you ain’t just got calfs, you gotta whole dang cow
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
There was a recent college football game where fans stormed the field and a fan got in the face of an opposing player and was giving him the finger in his face. I’m only half-joking when I say he should be able to deck that guy.
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
The sincere replies to this…
donaldhughes.ca
Now that I'm cola sober (28 months) it'd be cool to open a little place for other cola sober people without fountainheads around
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eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
I think the best case scenario is you review a credit cards list of perks and say “These are things I already buy, but now I get discounts”. If the perks induce you to buy things you normally wouldn’t, kind of defeats the purpose.

I am totally baffled by people’s love of airport lounges, though.
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Great article and another 1000 words could be written on r/creditcards. I was simply trying to figure out which card was right for me and got so overwhelmed by their shorthand & commitment to cycling 3-4 cards. In the end, I just upgraded from the Amex Delta Gold to Amex Delta Platinum.
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kleinman.bsky.social
If you're going to a No Kings march instead of a witty sign that might elicit a chuckle maybe you could just carry an American flag
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eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Reread The Picture of Dorian Grey recently and thought it was insufferable. But maybe people at the time were eating that shit up.
scalzi.com
Most "classics" are boring as fuck to a modern reader in no small part because the context of the story is not understood by them and so many of the allusions and "inside jokes" known to then-contemporary readers have been lost in time and in translation
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
eaglesadvocate.bsky.social
Dracula goes hard. The end is disappointing, imo, but it’s captivating otherwise.