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Emily Will Gotobed

@emilygtb.bsky.social

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Generally likes and does improv and comedy. Also Maths, that's cool too. Somewhere between agender and trans, any pronouns. Still asexual, that's been constant.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · Nov 7

It wants to be like them.

A tractor in a living room and a hanging portrait of a protractor.

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Michelle Brady @dolorsitametish.bsky.social · 2h

Another No More Jockeys #drawtober comic! In this one, we play everyone's favorite game, Big or Small, Thick or Dainty!

A 'comic book' page done in black linework and Ben-Day dots with yellow accents. It portrays a moment from No More Jockeys set 4, game 7, right at the very start. Key asks whether his cup is big or small, Horne counters with a question of whether his is thick or dainty. There's some confusion over how to close one's eyes, and when Watson appears, he's asked to close his eyes and guess, big or thick, small or dainty as the other two ATLs drink from their cups. It does not go well for him. Only one or two of the drawings are terribly unflattering.

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Dave McElfatrick @davemcelfatrick.bsky.social · 14h

Oh my god this exchange with a spam number

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 16h

Polite Red Riding Hood:

Charlie McCabe @pairedfluorescent.bsky.social · 16h

Are you aware of what nice hands you have?

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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile….

I RECENTLY fell over whilst wearing a loose-fitting dressing gown, and an aubergine somehow became lodged in my bottom. On my medical notes, the A&E nurse recorded it as a "foreign object inserted in the rectum". I was incensed, as it was a British-grown aubergine, and I am a member of the Reform Party for God's sake! I put my foot through her clipboard and sent Keir Starmer the bill.
Terry Farricker, Blackpool

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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d

Sunday

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No More Context @nocontextnmj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 22h

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Watson are reaching toward their cameras, as though offering a virtual hug. Horne says "I'm offering him a little cuddle."

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 21h

There was a heck of a lot of people, too, which is very exciting.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 21h

I love the first improv session of the year. It's like meeting the new cast for Series 3 of my life.

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David Strathdee @davidstrathdee.bsky.social · 1d

Why didn't Davros just eat an apple a day

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 1d

I just read the Citation Needed article to see if I could find a trope from it, good stuff.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 1d

Forgot how great TV Tropes is. Might spend this afternoon just looking at that for a while.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 1d

You get it.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2d

For sale: Baby. Shoes never worn. Somebody buy my shoeless baby. His feet are fucking disgusting.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

Other car implies at least one more number plate, so worth looking into it.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

Check the boot first, surely?

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

passed a car with the personalised number plate HO57 AGE which may be the wildest one I've ever seen. Someone check that guy's basement pronto.

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

It's an incredible episode.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

Or a week 4 Apprentice contestant.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

Significantly better than just getting a list of 5 names every series.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

I sometimes randomly remember that I've seen the first 2 episodes of TM21 and get excited about the fact that happened again.

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 2d

I enjoyed that Ed Gamble post-TV discussion podcast that was released last night at 10pm. No, the other one.

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Duncan Scare-fsma or smth idk @15schaa.bsky.social · 2d

What, the one about the show where people open instructions on folded paper sealed with wax?

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Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

I got suggested the page "r/recruitment" on Reddit and I would like to apologise to all of you for whatever I did that caused the algorithm to perceive me that way.

Emily Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · 2d

It's the sort of dialogue you'd hear in a workplace sitcom from a guy who's second in command that doesn't really deserve to be there but he's not that harmful and he's trying his best.

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 2d

I've just heard someone say 'so you're basically killing two birds for the price of one'.

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