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evelyn 海苔樣
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ニ番目思春期症候群 a second woman of the second city stormy, husky, brawling hrt start date: uc 0079-09-18 first car: 1994 honda civic del sol (eh6) 5mt milano red (playing on the sony xplōd: super trampoline school kid) covid cautious なにはともあれ、すこしできることがある
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change one letter, ruin a candy

ok i'm changing one of james joyce's letters to his wife nora so that now it says "i'm gonna eat your raw pussy like a half melted Butterfinger"
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do you support women cheating?
you should! the reports of rudeness are greatly exaggerated
nice! that was my spot for a few weeks on a work trip
thought this was the bar where i played game of thrones pinball for the first time in 2015 but that was actually at gestalt on 16th
The Trans Nerd Meet up is happening again this Saturday from 12:30 until whenever! We take over the patio at Zeitgeist (outdoors) and it's a very chill friendly space.

No gatekeeping: if you are not cis and like to geek out about anything whatsoever (or play games or make stuff) then come hang out!
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
depleted uranium armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot wedding band
wow i picked the wrong night to rewatch threads (1984)
(jk once was enough)
wouldn't that be nuremberg 2: amerikaner
do women wear socks? well, yes, sometimes is the answer to that
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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as if i needed more reminders that i am in fact 38 years old
my shower faucet is dripping the syncopated beat to lcd soundsystem's all my friends
now this is podracing
imagine, if you will, a guy named Spreklo Imbauglious

you're welcome
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“Bananaphone” is one of the Great Songs.
boys with small talk and small minds
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I bet it feels so good to get rolled up into a katamari