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Zoey (spooky, gay)

@fartcaptor.bsky.social

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I, homo Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together 🏳️‍🌈‍🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · Dec 28

"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"

A cartoony 2D version of Awayuki floating on her back in a river sewage, barfing out a wavy, pixelated rainbow

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 8m

The way they go into SO MUCH anatomical detail that clearly isn't actually useful for distinguishing the two categories they're trying to establish definitions for is just comical

Also why do they specify the SIZE of the penis?? WHAT MANNER OF THOUGHT PROCESS IS HAPPENING HERE??

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 14m

I am hung up on "The penis is straight or slightly curved when erect."

Like, okay? Why is this relevant of all things? If your boner does something else do you go in a different category??

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 4h

🖕🙄🖕

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 7h

Obey Your Master sussed out Belno as Oguri's teammate, so maybe she's just goofy but not actually dumb

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 7h

I hope Belno is getting paid for this extracurricular work she's doing. She should probably be getting some kinda school credit too since she does all this extra stuff in support of Oguri's racing

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 7h

KISS KISS KISS KISS

The blonde horse girl, Obey Your Master, on one knee in the grass, giving a thumbs up and a big smile to Belno Light, saying "Ohhh, what a pretty reporter! You wanna chat? Then let's chat!"

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 7h

She was touching grass…

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 7h

Oh she's dumb as hell. I love her

The blond horse girl standing up, revealing she literally has stars in her blue eyes, that her shirt is tied up at her midriff, and she's wearing a red necktie. Basically she's wearing Britney Spears' outfit from the "Oops, I Did It Again" music video

She's now smiling contentedly, with bits of grass all over her and saying "Excellent!"

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 7h

NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER?

A blond horse girl long hair dyed blue at the tips (including her tail), wearing a white button-up short sleeve shirt and a red plaid skirt, and one American flag knee sock. She's face-down in the grass with her ass up in the air.

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SPiNDLE @aidenr0.bsky.social · 21h

for those who wanted elf pussy with bush

An illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (a half-elf with white hair tied up in a bun, wearing a blue dress with gold accents, and beige sandals) and Ottilie (human with brown hair, yellow hairband, and green turtleneck).
Asimov is crouching down looking at a cat with a potted plant between its tail, while Ottilie is leaning on the window sill on the top right looking at the cat. The background (behind the house) is a cloudy sky with faint lightning

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caffeine anxiety literal death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 8h

12.

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 7h

BEST CHARACTER

Michelle My Baby running on the practice track, sweating and being buff and hot and kinda smug

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 7h

I LOVE HER
PLEASE INCLUDE HER IN ALL SCENES HENCEFORTH

The buff horse girl from before, whose name is "Michelle My Baby", smiling confidently and talking to Belno Light, who is at least two feet shorter

Michelle My Baby continuing to talk to Belno, who is noting that she is 195 cm (6 feet 5 inches)

She's flexing her bicep, posing for a photo

Belno's notes about Michelle, including a picture of her winking at the camera. Belno narrates that "Her reckless run built on guts kinda reminds me of Oguri?"

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 8h

I don't especially care where he goes, as long as he goes

And I never end up in the same place

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 8h

Space Jam but with beefy horse girls

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 8h

please let her and her arms become a major character

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 8h

MORE OF THIS PLEASE, THANK YOU

A buff horse girl with dark brown hair in a ponytail, beefy arms, wearing a white sports bra smiling broadly and intensely as she slam-dunks a basketball

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 9h

That lady's gonna get mommied clear into space if she's not careful

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 9h

CREEK COMPLEMENTED HER AND CALLED HER A MIRACLE WORKER AND SHE GOT STUNLOCKED

Super Creek (a horse girl with big boobs and extremely long brown hair), looking on in confusion as her trainer, Fumino Nase, stares off at some fixed point and stands as if frozen, and vibrates

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 9h

She has FANS. Who seem to be mostly female and they call her their "PRINCE". They are LESBIANS

Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 9h

It's already weird enough that the trainers have always been normal humans instead of older horse girls, but to add insult to injury, the overwhelming majority of trainers have been men

Anyway, this character I just met is my wife and I love her very much

A pretty woman in a causal blue suit jacket, white button-up shirt and a large black choker, with hair that's mostly a medium-length, light purple bob, except towards the back where it's longer and black. She's starring towards the viewer, talking to reporters who are interviewing her

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 1d

did you know they do this so they don't have to hire disabled people

Steve Fartlow @stevefartlow.bsky.social · 1d

It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 11h

Hello lovelies!

We're sitting at $25/$675 needed Nov 1 for rent, just 12 days to go!

Disabled queer trans artist trying to stay housed while being treated for air trapping/possible COPD.

Thank you! 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

#MutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund
#TransCrowdfund

paypal.me/rookkilljoy
CashApp/Venmo: foxrook

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 15h

they should give trans women 500,000 dollars

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Zoey (spooky, gay) @fartcaptor.bsky.social · 15h

If there aren't already random cosplayers showing up at like, the Kentucky Derby, then Umamusume needs to start adding characters based on American racehorses until it starts happening