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Zoey (spooky, gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
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I, homo Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together 🏳️‍🌈‍🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋
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"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"
The way they go into SO MUCH anatomical detail that clearly isn't actually useful for distinguishing the two categories they're trying to establish definitions for is just comical

Also why do they specify the SIZE of the penis?? WHAT MANNER OF THOUGHT PROCESS IS HAPPENING HERE??
I am hung up on "The penis is straight or slightly curved when erect."

Like, okay? Why is this relevant of all things? If your boner does something else do you go in a different category??
Obey Your Master sussed out Belno as Oguri's teammate, so maybe she's just goofy but not actually dumb
I hope Belno is getting paid for this extracurricular work she's doing. She should probably be getting some kinda school credit too since she does all this extra stuff in support of Oguri's racing
Oh she's dumb as hell. I love her
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for those who wanted elf pussy with bush
I LOVE HER
PLEASE INCLUDE HER IN ALL SCENES HENCEFORTH
I don't especially care where he goes, as long as he goes

And I never end up in the same place
Space Jam but with beefy horse girls
please let her and her arms become a major character
MORE OF THIS PLEASE, THANK YOU
That lady's gonna get mommied clear into space if she's not careful
CREEK COMPLEMENTED HER AND CALLED HER A MIRACLE WORKER AND SHE GOT STUNLOCKED
She has FANS. Who seem to be mostly female and they call her their "PRINCE". They are LESBIANS
It's already weird enough that the trainers have always been normal humans instead of older horse girls, but to add insult to injury, the overwhelming majority of trainers have been men

Anyway, this character I just met is my wife and I love her very much
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did you know they do this so they don't have to hire disabled people
It is deeply immoral that cashiers in the US are not allowed to sit.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
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Hello lovelies!

We're sitting at $25/$675 needed Nov 1 for rent, just 12 days to go!

Disabled queer trans artist trying to stay housed while being treated for air trapping/possible COPD.

Thank you! 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

#MutualAid #DisabilityCrowdfund
#TransCrowdfund

paypal.me/rookkilljoy
CashApp/Venmo: foxrook
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they should give trans women 500,000 dollars
If there aren't already random cosplayers showing up at like, the Kentucky Derby, then Umamusume needs to start adding characters based on American racehorses until it starts happening